Tales of the Parodyverse >> View Post
·
Post By
L!

Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038
Subj: RECAP: Chad & Ronnie
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 at 07:24:43 pm EDT (Viewed 496 times)


---------------


This Recap covers the stories:
- Chad & Ronnie: Fugitives, Prologue.
- Chad & Ronnie: Fugitives, Part 1 & 2.
- Chad & Ronnie: Fugitives - Interlude, Parts 1, 2 & 3.
- The Adventures of Old Catherine, Parts 1, 2 & 3.
- The Cornfield.
- Date with Destiny.
Which have been written by Me over the course of Late 2009, 2010, 2011 & Early 2012.

-----------------


It all started one day while Catherine was returning to her apartment on day. Standing in front of the door to Chad & Ronnie's apartment (They live a few house down from her) was a small group of men, all dressed in grey business suits. They were gathered behind a man in a black suit. Catherine came to find out that he was Clive Hudgens, a personal assistant of the Beeslyhuxtoy Family. He & his associates were there to bring Ronnie back home to England. The Beeslyhuxtoy family were originally American (Ronnie was born in the states) but the family currently resided in England. Catherine also found out that Ronnie had, according to Hudgens, missing for the past decade. He had been sent to find him. When Catherine brought up Chad, Hudgens didn't who that was. At times point Catherine hadn't see Chad or Ronnie is a few days. Hudgens gave her a business card & asked her to call him if she was contacted by them.

The next day, Catherine then went to visit Jane at work. The information Catherine had gotten was a shock to Jane. She said that she met Chad & Ronnie about 10 years (They met at a New Years Eve party). Jane told Catherine that while at work when bored she aimless searches the internet. 1 topic she has searched in past is Ronnie. She did get search results for a Beeslyhuxtoy family in Europe but never search that out further thinking that those Beeslyhuxtoys were distant relatives to Ronnie. Catherine then said that once she got into her apartment that she found Little Cat, Chad & Ronnie's hamster on her coffee table. She also had a note from Chad saying that he'd like her to take care of Little Cat for him. The note didn't say where they were going. (Chad has a key to Catherine's apartment, She also has one to his). While with Jane, Catherine starts to call around to a few different people & found that Chad cancelled a few appointment he had citing that he'd be out time as the reason for the cancellation.

Later that night Catherine & Jane visit the Essex Theater in Hell's Bathroom neighborhood of Parrodipolis. They were there to check out a gathering. A few weeks previously, Chad & Catherine were stopped some Missionaries from The Church of the Glorious Ones. Catherine did some research on the group & to her it appeared that the group worshiped Chad & Ronnie (known as The Mute & The Oracle according to the Group). The Essex Theater was their meeting house. Catherine & Jane were there to figure out if they might find out some information regarding Chad & Ronnie's disappearance.

The Church was lead by Pastor Jude & that night's meeting was a special one. Jude was trying to, as Catherine called it "break the Fourth Wall". He was attempting to invoke the powers of Faite, the Jarvis Cosmic, GAH!, Chaos, Serious Matter, The Corposant Fire & the Whispering Fern.

Catherine told Jane to close her eyes & keep they closed. A strong wind started to blow through the church/theater. Jane could feel her self being pulled up into the air. Shortly there after she felt herself falling. When she hit the ground, she opened her eyes to see was now in a jungle somewhere with an almost naked man, save for a small loincloth, calling himself Marzipan.

Where was Catherine? She ended up in Comic Book Limbo with a Hero Feeder that has assumed the form of Chad. Catherine didn't know he was a Hero Feeder at first & he tried to show her around a bit. He tried to except her fate that she had been sent to Comic Book Limbo but she wouldn't.

Catherine escaped from the Hero Feeder & even through it didn't feel like it to her, she spent most of the next year wondering around in Comic Book Limbo. Catherine only escaped from Comic Book Limbo do to a special aura that had become attached her many months before. Mr. Spooky, who has been known to exhibit various supernatural powers in past. He used that aura as a beacon to use his powers to pick her out of Limbo & bring her back into the Parodyerse proper. It did take a bit of time to find, that's why she was gone for the year. During that year, Jane has spent it with Marzipan. Mr. Spooky had found her just in time for Marzipan was about to ask Jane to bare his Brother's children (Marzipan considers an Elephant to be his brother). Also while they were gone, Mr. Spooky had taken care of Little Cat. As Mr. Spooky explained what happened during their missing year. He said that he had to "get rid" of a replacement Catherine that had appeared while she entered Comic Book Limbo. As time went on, the search for where Chad & Ronnie had gone off too seemed to have stopped.

Recently Catherine had been involved in an experience where she was going to be written out of the Universe to make way for a newer version of Catherine. She did avoid the erasing with a help of Mr. Spooky but not before the newer version of Catherine has come into being. Catherine doesn't know that her replacement (who calls herself Kat) survived & Kat doesn't even known that Catherine exists.

After years of nothing, Chad & Ronnie have been seen recently twice. After another fight with the 3 headed alien, Pregos the Impregnator, the duo were seen in a cornfield somewhere in Middle America. A few months later, they were seen pondering the cosmic importance of a Dr. Pepper billboard in the American southwest.

Also recently in a restaurant, a man by the name of Ramon was relating the story of the duo pondering that billboard to a woman (How he knew about it is currently unknown). After finishing the story, he is then drugged by the woman. She had setting up the meeting to get some information from him. She was there with two abnormally tall cloaked men who promptly killed her stating that their debt to her & her Kind had been paid.

---------------


This brings up to now.

- Who is Ramon? How did he know Chad & Ronnie were in a talking about Dr. Pepper?
- Who was that Woman? Who are "Her Kind"? What information did she get from Ramon?
- Who were those Cloaked Men?
- Will Catherine & Kat ever meet? What will happen when/if they do? The End of the World? Something worse?
- What has Clive Hudgens been doing all this time?
- Will we ever get to meet the Beeslyhuxtoy Family?
- What about the Swiss Family? Will we ever get meet them?
- Will Chad & Ronnie ever return to Parrodipolis? Or will they to head South?
- Besides pondering old billboards & fighting 2 headed aliens, what else have Chad & Ronnie been doing since they left Parrodipolis?


These questions may or may not be answered in future in Chad & Ronnie stories.





Posted with Apple Safari 5.1.4 on MacOS X
On Topic™ © 2003-2024 Powermad Software
Copyright © 2003-2024 by Powermad Software