So I admit, I googled myself looking to see if a piece of artwork I had done was making the rounds and I found, to my surprise, that I actually had my own page on IMDb (the websource for answering all of those "who was the guy that played..." questions about movies and television):

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4251104/

That's actually one of my real credits, so it's actually me and not the jazz musician who seems to get all my press. Of particular interest to me was the notation at the bottom:

"STARmeter: Down 42% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro"

Now, I don't have IMDbPro so I can't find out why I've plummeted in this particular week... but that kind of hurts. I'd like to think that it's nothing personal though, and that I can make it up with some good P.R. work in the future.