... To the point that the only real surprise here is that it took as long as it did:

Bleeding Cool: Tori Black Is Wonder Woman XXX



We got the scoop on this a while back but now it's coming to fruition.

In what appears to be a bit of a spoiler for Vivid Video's planned Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody, comes the terribly similar titled Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody from Mile High Media (no relation to Mile High Comics).

And in the lead is Tori Black, who played Catwoman in Vivid's Batman XXX.

I think I've typed the letters XXX too much. I have no idea what this is going to do for my Google Ranking.

I said Ranking.

There's a plot apparently.

In Wonder Woman XXX, the Iraqi government has once again penetrated U.S. soil, sending their top spy to infiltrate America's most lucrative business, the porn industry. Through the help of a sultry U.S. informant, the Iraqi spy gains access to California's biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets. There is only one person who can stop the Iraqi insurgence by making a man crumble to his knees and beg for mercy — Wonder Woman. Will the Iraqi spy succeed in his mission to rip off America's beloved porn, or will he succumb to the wealth and riches of the most sought after body on the planet? Will Wonder Woman save the day, or are her powers futile against the terrorist attacks? Only watching Wonder Woman XXX will reveal the answers.

... You know, I could almost forgive the film producers' lack of imagination in casting Tori Black (NSFW) in the lead female role of yet another DC Comics superhero porn parody, but how the fuck did anyone look at that goddamned STORYLINE and say to themselves, "Yes, because when masturbating fanboys are fantasizing about fucking a comic book superheroine, what we REALLY want to do is remind them of the ongoing war in Iraq."

I mean, seriously, who the fuck thinks this sort of shit constitutes anything even remotely approaching a good idea? The editorial crew responsible for Marvel Comics' Civil War notwithstanding?

... Oh, well. At least it'll have Gracie Glam (NSFW), one of my favorite FTV gals.