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Subj: "Lost" in Translation -- Spoilers for a certain TV show finale
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 at 11:55:59 am EDT (Viewed 491 times)


Here's another little scene that I wrote a while ago and was originally going to drop into a larger story, but life got in the way. It's only moderately out of date, rather than really out of date like it would be if I waited any longer.

If you can't guess what show the spoilers are for, then it probably doesn't matter:






"So... wait. What?" Visionary asked, quite reasonably.

"The alternate reality where they never crashed onto the island was a kind of purgatory" Hallie explained. "Once they all met up again and realized they were dead, they were ready to move on to a somewhat heavy-handed heaven."

"But... all of the crazy stuff on the island wasn't purgatory?"

"No, that would have made too much sense" Fleabot suggested. "Apparently all the randomness on the island happened, but the stuff in the real world didn't."

"Oh" Visionary noted. "Um... but, then why was there a..."

"I'm just going to stop you there" Fleabot interrupted. "There wasn't a "why" to any of it. They made it up as they went along for years, then introduced one new mystery at the beginning of the last season and resolved that mystery in the finale so as to make it seem like they were giving answers, when it truth it was just simple misdirection."

The Regular blinked. "Is... is that legal?"

"Writing stories where you have no plan and no idea what the ending is supposed to be?" Fleabot asked. "You'd better hope so."