Tales of the Parodyverse - The People of Goth Haven

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Subj: The People of Goth Haven
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 at 11:08:22 pm EDT (Viewed 587 times)

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*Those listed here are those people who are known to currently live and/or work within the Goth Haven City limits.*

City Hall:
- J. Thomas Macklinberg, Mayor
- Mary Alice, Macklinberg's Assistant

Goth Haven Police Department:
- Commissioner Raymond Kelly.
- Detective Jack Squat.
- Beauregard, All Seeing Eye Dog partnered with Detective Squat.
- Officer Charles O'Malley.
- Doctor Ezra Jones, Coroner.
- Gordon "Gordo" James, Morgue Attendant.
- Catherine Rosario Gillespie, part-time Night Morgue Attendant.
- Inspector Dennis "Denny" Turpentine, head of the Meta-Crimes Unit.

Goth Haven Times Staff:
- Arnold Sebastian, Former Owner.
- J.J. Sebastian, Current Owner.
- Edgar St. Croi, Editor in Chief.
- Benji "Mad Dog" Curick, Reporter.
- Rolland Stone, Reporter.
- Maria Lane, Reporter.
- Gwendolyn "Gwen" Watson, Reporter/Photographer.
- Janey Olsen, Photographer.
- Betty Allen, Secretary.

Gulp 'N Go Clerks at the Ballard location:
- Randy Smith.
- Roger Stanton.
- Armanja Houdinishod.
- Ben Hermes.

Wally-World: Goth Haven employees:
- Fred Harris, In Store D.J.
- Shawn, In Store D.J.
- Fred, Charles & Steve, Wally-World Greeters.
- Nate, Pet Department Sales Employee.
- Johnson, Sales Leader.
- Rawlings, Lewis & Simpson: Store Managers.
- Lyle Stevens, Former Store Manager.

Heroes:
- Jet Starscream (Jonathan Vegas).
- Inter-Planet Janet (Janet Marrow).
- Golden Guardian (Dr. Jack Austin).
- Ham-Boy (Fred Harris).
- Semi-Transparent Lad (Ben Hermes).
- Model Citizen (Abigail "Abbey" Parker).
- Burn-Off (Joshua Marrow).
- Sonic Boom.
- Man-Dingo.
- The Elder Statesman & Politico.

Villains:
- Bullfrog.
- The Spinning Top.
- DJ Disaster & The Vanpires.
- Dr. Heinz Mangalur & his Poke'Guard.
- The Gadgeteer (John Ebersol).
- Timeline (Dr. Thane Hunter).
- Stratos-Fear (Archibald "Archie" Matthews).
- ClichÃƒÂ©.
- Switch.
- Silas Hardigan.
- The Disgruntles: The Evil Captain Crunch (Robert Crunch), Dr. Peacock (Dr. Peter Cox, D.D.S.), Auntie Freeze (Ivana Poliduski), Kitty Boom Boom (Amantha "Amy" Leonard) & Grammar.
- E.C.O.L.I.: The Patriarch, The Grey Death, Boulder (Benjamin Marco), Encrantra (Britney Amara) & The Threesome (Stacey, Tracey, Lacey).

Other People of note in Goth Haven :
- Thomas Marrow, Head of Marrow Telecom.
- Stephen Anderton, President of iLOCE.
- Nancy Olsen, host of Goth Haven Afternoon.
- Manchester, Jonathan Vegas' Butler.
- Sara Jones, Jonathan Vegas' Assistant.
- Ira Johnson, Whispering Pines Superintendent (Ben Hermes lives in this Building).
- Laura Smith, neighbor to Ben Hermes.
- Sketch & Lingo, Informants.

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The People of Goth Haven · L! · Thu Apr 22, 2010 at 11:08:22 pm EDT
- I've always been a fan of character lists. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Sat May 01, 2010 at 04:43:11 am EDT
- Oh dear, the Hood has noticed this list. You've doomed them all now you realise... (no text) · Al B. Harper · Sun Apr 25, 2010 at 06:48:52 am EDT
  - They were doomed the moment they came into being! *evil laughter* · L! · Sun Apr 25, 2010 at 10:11:27 pm EDT
- Noted and will eventually be appended. (no text) · HH · Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 12:08:57 pm EDT
  - Noted. There is also the Goth Haven Where's Where a few posts down if you haven't seen it. · L! · Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 12:41:30 pm EDT
- A handy little guide for writing the cast of Goth Haven...thanks! (no text) · Hatman · Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 10:11:37 am EDT
  - Your Welcome. · L! · Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 06:04:30 pm EDT
- That is certainly a list of people. · Visionary · Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 01:21:05 am EDT
  - It is. · L! · Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 06:07:13 pm EDT