Adventures in Parodyverse: Precision Instrument, Part 2


    Previously:  Anna and Yuki discuss some of the android’s history, as it would apply in court.  Anna wins her decision, and is granted citizenship by Judge Nancy Connor, after motions filed by Arnie J. Armbruster.  The lawyer is then banned from her courtroom.


    Now


    It was about an hour after leaving court.  Hatman’s office was very crowded, as the entire Lair Legion was packed into there.  Normally, this kind of thing was declared a meeting, and done in the meeting room - but Anna felt more comfortable in this kind of setting.

    Yuki started out telling the group what they knew so far about Anna, mostly the same facts used in court.  But after that came more detail - things that were not necessary in court, but that the Lair Legion might be curious about.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Dr. Lia Anne Paul was a toy designer at Paradopolis U.”  Al B. Harper chimed in after Yuki spoke her piece.  “I’m surprised she’d design something like this, though.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“So you’re not angry that she and SPUD stole your body design patents?”  Yuki asked.

    He shrugged.  “Unfortunately while the patent office protects my work from being pilfered by civilians, the military is free to steal them.”

    Yuki shook her head.  “Whatever.  Anyway, apparently Anna was designed like me, only lighter and stronger with better alloys...like the high performance race car version of me.  That’s why she weighs so little.  And with multiple smaller batteries, which I’ve got to get someday...Al.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hmm?”  Al B Harper wasn’t paying attention.  He was reading something on his PDA.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Anna, tell Al why your software couldn’t be analyzed.”

    That made Al B Harper finally pay attention.

    Anna swallowed hard, feeling nervous with everyone staring at her.  “I...don’t have software.  Just very simple firmware.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Firmware.  Hehehe...”  Dreamcatcher Foxglove commented.

    The android ignored him.  “It just operates my body’s systems.  The rest is a chain of memories.  One to the next, and to each other.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“What’s your first memory?”  Al asked.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I...couldn’t move,”  Anna replied.  “But I could hear, and I could see.  Lia would talk to me, show me things.  Upload basic information to my brain, like languages.  I could see a television.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“That was likely before your head was attached to your body, or before your body interface had been linked up or calibrated.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Maybe.”  Anna responded weakly.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Al, we’re here so everyone can learn stuff, not just you.”  Yuki protested.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yuki, that’s how Anna learned to behave, to interact.”  Al pointed out.  “Just like an infant.  While Anna was helpless, Dr. Lia talked to her, nurtured her.  It’s the basis for her entire matrix of memories, and her personality profile.  I think I see how this all works now.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well maybe I should summarize it in plain English, then, so everyone else can see.”  Yuki said.  “Anna has no behavioral software, she has firmware that controls her body and base instincts.  Shut up, Dream.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Awww.”  Dream protested.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“The reason she’s not very good for military or mass production use is she has to be taught, and properly.  Otherwise she’s about as useful as a human baby.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“And you know what’s the most interesting part?”  Anna finally brightened.  “Hallie started out as behavioral software, but I think she evolved into what I am, and discarded the software.  It’s still there, but I don’t think she uses most of it anymore.”

    Yuki and Al B Harper looked at each other.  “How did you know that?”  Yuki asked.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I saw a prototype of the software she had.”  Anna explained.  “But it doesn’t coincide with some of her behavior.  Some of what she does violates the basic rules of the software.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s curious.”  Al noted.  “And...could you fix it for her?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I’m afraid of damaging her.”  Anna replied softly.  “Maybe if I had a way to test it first.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hey Yuki, now she’s talking similarly to me.”  Al taunted his purple-haired friend.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yeah, right about now I’m regretting Anna’s behavior being regulated by learning.”  she said.

    As if to emphasize Yuki’s point, Al B Harper offered a raised hand to Anna, who high-fived him.  Then Anna laughed as Yuki rolled her eyes and moved away.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Something sure has changed with her.”  Visionary commented to Yuki while Al and Anna chatted.  “She’s more confident around us now.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“It’s because of us.”  Yuki told him.  “We always had confidence in her.  It’s finally setting in.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“There’s a problem though.”  Vizh noted more quietly.  “Did you notice Hallie isn’t here?  She’s kind of--”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I know.”  Yuki interrupted him curtly.  “This might set back the robot rights movement, and with my name, and my known hatred of the Machine Shop attached to it...”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yeah.”  the possibly fake man nodded.  “Anyway...just tell Anna to give Hallie some time to cool off, okay?  I think she’ll get past it.  I hope, at least.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Always the optimist.”  the purple-haired legionnaire laughed.  “I’ll talk to Hallie if you want.  After all, she may have to save Anna’s life someday.”

    Vizh stopped her.  “I already had two people speak on Anna’s behalf.  And there are no two better people for the job.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Who?”  Yuki asked.

    He smiled.  “My kids.  Magweed and Griffin.”


TO BE CONTINUED
    

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-- Yuki Shiro designed by Jason Froikin, based on designs by Masamune Shirow
--  Liu Xi Xian and the Psychic Samurai are original design by Jason Froikin
--  Lara Night is an original creation by Jason Froikin