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Subj: BARACK THE BARBARIAN #1! YES, THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMIC BOOK! Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 05:04:46 am EDT (Viewed 726 times) | ||||
Originally scanned and posted by proteus_lives on scans_daily (and reposted here with permission): THE ADVENTURE BEGINS, AND WE MEET OUR HERO: ... And the name of that city is "Warshingtun" (no, really). Of course, every proud warrior possessed of mighty thews needs to be paired off with a sneaky, comic sidekick, which is where "Manny the Fixer" comes in, ready to set our hero on his quest ... After the obligatory fight scene, Barack and Manny escape and travel to the "Great Mall," to meet a mysterious figure at a "temple" ... And with whom do they meet? Hilaria teams up with Barack, but her army of Amazons is upset that they won't be sending a woman to the tower, some of them enough that they leave Hilaria's army to ally themselves with Red Sarah. The evil Despot Boosh has a "goddess" locked in his tower, and Barack, Manny, Hilaria, the Old Warrior, Red Sarah and the Amazons must now battle through the "Labyrinth of Pundits!" to reach her. TO BE CONTINUED ... | ||||