... This is EXACTLY what it would look like:



Ahhh, yes ... the utterly one-note generic characters, the literally overkill scenes of violence, the casual yet raging misogyny, and the use of random swear words to serve as comebacks and catchphrases ... why, if I didn't know it was a deliberate parody, I'd swear that it had come from Golan-Globus!

I MUST make this dialogue meme.

SUCK MY COCK COCKSUCKAAA