The Story so far...


"Please don't throw up on my shoes. Only I'm allowed to do that." a disheveled looking gentleman said to the young man at his feet.

He & his vaguely asian receptionist/secterary/personal assistant were visiting Parrodipolis from The City. They were in town because they had 2 all expenses paid trip to The Big Banana from a former client, it was payment for their services. They didn't mind using it now since they didn't have any pending cases plus their office had become repossessed by demons so the exorcism they paid for would take about a week.

"Sorry." the blond haired, vaguely alien looking young man said as he stood up & whipped the drool from his face. "It's been a rough week: first I think Pistachio ice cream out of existence and now I've been served with papers saying I killed a whole bunch of people."

"Hmm.." the man said. "Sorry to hear about the ice cream thing, never had the stuff but heard good things about it but I think I can help you with the second thing."

"You can?"

"Yeah. I'm Arnie J. Armbruster, Attorney at Law!" Arnie said he struck as dramatic pose.

The woman with him just rolled her eyes. Then she said. "Also, if you need any detective work done he's also Arnie J. Armbruster, Private Detective. But that depends on what our Poster that is feels like at the moment."

"Ok."

"Yeah. It's best that if you don't think about it & just go with it."

"Alright."

"I'm Ashley Takashi, but everyone called me Snookie." She said as she stuck her hand out.

Joey shook it & said. "I'm Joey Z."

"Nice to meet you." Snookie said with a smile. "Can I see the papers you were served?"

"Sure." Joey said & then handed them over.

"It says I killed like 90 billion people."

"That's impossible. " She said.

"I know!"

"There aren't that many people on the planet."

"Well, not this planet. It says I took out a whole Imperium, whatever that is."

"So, this is an Alien law thing, eh?" Arnie said.

"Yes since I'm an alien." Joey said & pointed to his pointed elf like ears.

"Oh. I just thought you one of those Trekkie nerds." Arnie said disdainfully.

"I believe they want to be called Trekkers now." Snookie interjected then went back to going back to the document. Arnie rolled his eyes.

"But I've never killed anyone!" Joey pleaded.

"But you did admit to me & my companion that you killed Pistachio ice cream. So, you do have the ability to cause wide spread destruction. You, sir, are a weapon of mass destruction." Arnie said quiet proud of himself.

"Yes, Arnie. But thinking away an ice cream flavor is different then killing over 90 billion people."

"What?" Arnie said.

"Yeah. I'm charge with Cosmic Genocide."

"Interesting." Arnie said.

Arnie then noticed that Snookie & his client were staring at him.

"What? It is. This little e.t. may be our most high class client ever."

"Sure. But you don't say that in front of client!"

Snookie turned to Joey & said. "Sorry."

"It's ok."

"Alright. Is there a sentencing or do they just straight to the killing?"

"No. There is a court date set but according to the papers that is more of just a formality. My death is a done deal according to them."

"Who's them?"

"Not sure. The papers say who I killed but not who's saying I killed them."

"Now Arnie that's interesting." Snookie said smugly.

"So, when's the court date set for?"

Joey looked at his watch. "Now."

The alien, the lawyer/private detective & the vaguely asian girl with a few different job titles all disappeared in a field of dull grey sparkles.

The alien, the lawyer/private detective & the vaguely asian girl with a few different job titles all appeared in a field of dull grey sparkles.

"Ow." Arnie said.

The trio were no longer on a city street corner but on some sort of cold, metallic flooring. Before them were three chairs & a table made of the same type of stuff. A few feet in front of that was a massive podium, it must have been 4 or 5 stories tall. Where they were appeared to have no walls, all around them was outer space.

Out from behind the podium, a person came flying out on what could be described a rocket powered floating Segway. The driver of said craft was a massive creature. It looked to be half human & half warthog. It's skin was dark shade of green. The pigman was dressed in a generic looking police officers uniform.

He flew out to the center of the room & yelled. "All rise for the honorable Magistrate Wah P'nar"

Then in a flash of light, behind the podium there appeared a gigantic humanoid male. He was dressed pitch black robe. The Magistrate's white hair flowed down his shoulders & back, he was balding up giving him a high widow's peak. His eyes glowed an unearthly yellow, he also didn't any pupils. He also looked to being of great age due to his wrinkled visage.

"Greetings!" his voice boomed. "We are here to condemn the Nacluvian entity known by the name of Joey Z. to death for his crimes against the Shee-Yar Imperium."

"Uh.. Judge..." Arnie said.

"What?" Wah P'Nar said. "You dares interrupt my sentencing!"

"I dares to interrupt you, your honor."

"Who are you?"

"I'm an Attorney at Law & my name is Arnold James Flying Hippopotamus Armbruster."

The magistrate looks down at Arnie & then says. "Approach the bench."

Then Arnie started to float up towards Wah P'Nar. Once there, the magistrate says. "State your case."

"Well, I am here on the before of Joey Z to clear him of all wrong doing."

"This shall be allowed." Wah P'Nar said.

Once Arnie had returned back to the ground. Wah P'Nar said "Call your first witness!"

"Ok. I call.. uh.." Arnie said. He paused, turned to Snookie & Joey, Arnie asked. "Who do I call?"

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TO BE CONTINUED....
(Maybe by Jason? Vizh? Ian? Spaztic Chyld? Someone New?)