Although the automated system is getting closer to allowing her to take a vacation. Check out the guided tour...

Automated Lair Greeting

Further instructions

An important announcement

A word from our sponsor

Disclaimer

Okay, I enjoy that program too much. If people have somewhere to download the bits they record, we could assemble an entire round-robin tour of the mansion this way...


If you're curious, go ahead and play with it a bit yourself: AT&T Labs Text-to-Speech Demo