jackolantern inflicted this upon me, so I'm going to do the same to all of you.

Because I hate you all.

Sundance Channel: Green Porno

...

what

the

fuck

It's, like, a combination of middle-school-level biology lessons and the most horrifying fursuit sex ever.

It's also managed to cure me of any lingering desire I might have had to have sex with Isabella Rossellini.

I REALLY don't want to know what the fuck goes on in her bedroom now.