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L!

Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038
Subj: Saving The Future but possibly harming it, too!
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 09:43:40 pm EDT (Viewed 368 times)



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Underneath the Lair Mansion are a series of secure holding cells, they were secure until some how one of it's detainees' got out some how. Everyone who could think off was trying to solve this mystery. Some answers could possibly be answered if anyone was to ask the men in the cell next door. No one truly knows why they're in there or how they got in there since no one remembered putting them in there. But there they sit.

The taller of the two by a few inches (that doesn't include the height he gains from his massive afro) was passing back & forth. The other man just sat of the chair provided & played a tune on his accordion.

"Think. Think. Think, Ronnie, Think!" He kept telling himself.

Much like the the Legion these two don't remember why they were there or how they got there.

"Now what's the last time we remember doing?" He said out loud.

His companion, Chad, raised his arm & waved it back & forth wildly.

"Yes, Chad."

He motioned for Ronnie to come over to him, He did so. Ronnie leaned over & Chad whispered something in his ear.

"Ah yes. Mr Spooky has showed unannounced to our domicile like he always does. Then he told us of many a thing everything from some weird off shoot universe where we don't exist, a truly sad place in deed & of it's ruler. I especially liked that he wore fedoras', such a great hat. Then the talk turned to the same guy but not sort of. We talk of him, his parentage, his love life & other assorted things relating to the young man. Then some mention of cosmic junk & it all goes white. Right?"

Chad shakes his head yes.

"So, then we find ourselves here in the Lair Legion's basement. I checked my watch when Spooky showed up & then again we we found ourselves here: one hour had past, I think. Maybe more had past, I'm horrible with clocks. What did we do during with this missing time? How did we get here? Why am I speaking like this?"

Chad shrugged his shoulders.

Outside the cell, CrazySugarFreakBoy! turned to the man standing next to him which happened to be Hatman & asked "You have any idea what he's talking about?"

"I doubt even he does."

"What do you think we should do with them?"

"Leave them here, them seem harmless. Plus, they might be able to help out later."

"Ok." The brightly hued hero said & the duo walked to attend to other things.

As they do, Ronnie reached in his coat pocket expecting to find some jelly beans to clam his nerves but his finds a device which was strange & alien to him.

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TO BE CONTINUED (by others. please).....