Since the Internet has had bingo cards for every other form of online drama, death_worm had the excellent idea to create one for all of the storytelling conventions that the Spider-Man comic books have turned into tiresome old cliches over the years:



As Amazing Spider-Man kicks off its "Brand New Day" storyline, see how many bingo spaces you can fill up:

• In a single story arc!
  
• In a single issue!
  
• In a single page!

Because let's face it, it's the only entertainment value you're going to get from these books anymore, until the retcons of "One More Day" have been overturned.