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Subj: mini movie quiz...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 09:59:42 pm EST


Holiday Movie Quiz
Name that movie:


1) “- Healthy?
Telling people she dreams of me being
castrated "Florentined" is healthy?”
Or
You think every time I look in the mirror
I shout, "Gee, I'm glad I'm me..."and not some -year-old billionaire
rock star with the body of an athlete...
and a -hour erection"? No, I don't!
So just excuse the shit out of me!



2) Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
Or midget.
I don't know what he's called exactly.
But, uh, he's a little guy.
Little Billy Barty. God rest.
But thin fingers.
Not the fat sausage fingers.




3) If you're really Santa Claus,
you can get it for me.
If you can't, you're just a nice man
with a white beard like my mother says.


4) I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...


5) These are garments, Mr. Cratchit. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended. Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly. There will be no more coal burned in this office today, is that quite clear, Mr. Cratchit?







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