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Al B. Harper

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Subj: Click?
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 at 11:07:50 pm EST (Viewed 501 times)

Reply Subj: What sort of bait? Garlic? Curry? Peppers?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 at 07:50:00 am EST (Viewed 3 times)

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Points for the unexpected Vizh jab there.

I saw an opportunity.

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But, next issue is the one where we are might see what happens when the Hooded Hood pulls out all the stops to utterly destroy the Lair Legion. We've never seen that happen.

Yikes! And he has friends...

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Now you have to work that into a story.

A challenge!

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I really miss it. This new-fangled one is the wrong shape, all letterbox-y and squat. It doesn't fit the comfortable hole in my desk-clutter at all. And, if I'm honest, the supposed-HD digital screen doesn't look as good to me as the old analogue one that shot cathode rays at phosphoresent glass.

The more you use it the more you'll get used to it. Maybe.

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I'm not good at change. I still have two VCRs under my desk. And two more in the lounge. And one in the attic lounge.

Why do you need so many! De-clutter!

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We'd just have to put readers trust in you.

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Indeed. Heh.

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I trust you.

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That's quaint.

Or foolish.

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Untold Tales of the Secrets of the Parodyverse #359 - Complete · Once more with feeling from... the Hooded Hood! · Sat Dec 31, 2016 at 03:48:13 pm EST
- Continuing Al B.'s respitory commentary from down the board · HH · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 06:15:04 am EST
  - Respiratory perhaps? · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 07:01:30 pm EST
    - Yes, that too. I need a breather. · HH · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 10:47:56 am EST
      - We'll be waiting with baited breath. · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 05:49:41 pm EST
        
        What sort of bait? Garlic? Curry? Peppers? · HH · Tue Jan 10, 2017 at 07:50:00 am EST
        
        Click? · Al B. Harper · Sat Jan 14, 2017 at 11:07:50 pm EST
- Continuing the threat from below about Vizh's submission to female rule · HH · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 05:22:39 am EST
  - I'm fine with anyone of any gender taking over if they're willing to do the paperwork instead of me. · Visionary · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 07:08:54 pm EST
    - There's a t-shirt slogan. · HH · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 10:51:38 am EST
      - Re: There's a t-shirt slogan. · Visionary · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 01:31:40 pm EST
        
        Re: There's a t-shirt slogan. · HH · Tue Jan 10, 2017 at 07:38:15 am EST
- Continuing discussion with Jason from below: the SF possibilities of the SEC · HH · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 05:20:29 am EST
  - That sounds like a clickbait title. · Anime Jason · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 10:37:19 am EST
    - That would be "Ten Sexy SF Possibilities of the SEC" · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 04:17:11 am EST
      - That's general clickbait. The first one is more like vlog clickbait. · Anime Jason · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 12:14:08 pm EST
        
        I had to look up what a vlog was. · HH is old · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 03:05:30 pm EST
        
        I bet you were disappointed. · Anime Jason · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 08:45:26 pm EST
        
        Perhaps I should start one? I could just tell PV stories straight to camera and save some typing. · HH · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 07:21:12 am EST
        
        Not enough fluff to make it a vlog. · Anime Jason · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 01:35:04 pm EST
        
        Body fat doesn't count? · HH · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 04:45:12 am EST
        
        That's more squish than fluff. · Anime Jason · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 01:14:17 pm EST
        
        The terrible truth! · HH · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 10:35:35 am EST
        
        That's what we're here for. · Anime Jason · Mon Jan 09, 2017 at 01:39:47 pm EST
        
        For a given value of 'here'. · HH · Tue Jan 10, 2017 at 07:34:24 am EST
        
        Only this one. · Anime Jason · Tue Jan 10, 2017 at 11:07:05 am EST
        
        "You are here" is a brutally terrifying conclusion. · HH · Wed Jan 11, 2017 at 08:24:04 am EST
        
        It depends where you are. · Anime Jason · Wed Jan 11, 2017 at 12:01:48 pm EST
        
        Well, where I am, then. · HH · Fri Jan 13, 2017 at 05:29:13 pm EST
        
        Right there. · Anime Jason · Sat Jan 14, 2017 at 06:18:29 pm EST
        
        Or wrong there. · HH · Sat Jan 14, 2017 at 10:10:47 pm EST
        
        It's good to know right from wrong. · Anime Jason · Sat Jan 14, 2017 at 11:14:18 pm EST
        
        I've shifted my reply to the end of our conversation thread for UT#360 · HH · Mon Jan 16, 2017 at 04:38:08 pm EST
- Picking up on replies to Al B.; because torment should never cease · HH · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 11:46:41 am EST
  - Tell that to the Chain Knight · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 06:41:33 pm EST
    - I tend not to get that close. · HH · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 09:52:06 pm EST
      - Princess Amaralyn got too close · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 10:45:03 pm EST
        
        Princess is a high risk occupation in fantasy stories. · HH refers you to Game of Thrones · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 05:51:23 am EST
        
        Poor Princess Magweed · Al B. Harper · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 07:31:58 pm EST
        
        She had her time. · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 04:54:31 am EST
        
        You'll scare Adam away with comments like that! · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 06:20:58 am EST
        
        It's quite obvious from previous evidence that he just can't look away. · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 08:57:05 am EST
        
        Enough about the Fake Man, let's talk about Part 30's big revelation(s)! [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 06:28:53 pm EST
        
        They were really medium-sized revelations, really. [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 08:48:56 pm EST
        
        Well, I gave a medium level gasp then. [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 03:59:06 am EST
        
        Appropriate-magnitude gasps are always appreciated. [Spoilers] · HH · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 07:59:11 am EST
        
        Can I give a big gasp now? [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 08:36:17 pm EST
        
        Continued above [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 06:16:03 am EST
        
        It's true... may god have mercy, it's all true. (no text) · Visionary · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 12:51:01 pm EST
        
        Re: Princess Amaralyn got too close · Visionary · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 11:10:24 pm EST
        
        Vizh may have got there! · HH · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 05:52:57 am EST
        
        Or may be embarrassingly off base! · Visionary · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 11:17:02 pm EST
        
        You'll make it to base one day Visionary. · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 12:05:59 am EST
        
        This is a baseless accusation. · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 04:57:42 am EST
        
        As accusations go, it was far more acidic. · Visionary Steps up while the Shoggoth is too busy to pun. · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 12:25:54 pm EST
        
        If we start with caustic puns there will be an unpleasant reaction. People will become sulfurious. · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 04:24:00 pm EST
        
        No really, she got too close. I still shudder at that story. · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 11:48:39 pm EST
        
        She should have read her story appearance contract more closely · HH puts small print in there for a reason. · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 05:55:05 am EST
- Things are moving along. (no text) · killer shrike · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 04:49:26 pm EST
  - Let's just keep the line moving. (no text) · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 01:25:30 pm EST
    - Sound strategy (no text) · killer shrike · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 04:13:43 pm EST
      - Needs streamlining. (no text) · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 05:49:54 pm EST
        
        Isn't that what's been going on? (no text) · killer shrike · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 05:53:08 pm EST
- Who's Jikininki? · killer shrike · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:14:29 pm EST
  - Re: Who's Jikininki? · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:20:51 pm EST
  - She's the Japanese vampire coven leader (or was) · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:20:31 pm EST
- Now we're getting somewhere! Even if it's technically nowhere. · Visionary · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 12:08:05 pm EST
  - But you're getting there fast. · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 12:55:51 pm EST
    - I do like to make good time. · Visionary · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 06:15:37 am EST
      - That may not be the motto you want to adopt. · HH · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 01:54:48 pm EST
        
        It's a little late in life to start practicing good sense. · Visionary · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 12:26:19 pm EST
        
        You speak sooth, alas. · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 01:32:55 pm EST
        
        Well, I do get quoted in the lastest chapter... · Visionary · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 06:47:53 pm EST
        
        You used to make so much sense. · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 07:14:48 pm EST
        
        After 2016, it seems like everything used to make more sense. · Visionary · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 08:10:00 pm EST
        
        I know that I did. · HH · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 10:01:57 pm EST
        
        The way I figure it, our nonsense is the millennial's burden to bear. · Visionary · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 09:29:59 pm EST
        
        It's the patriarchal way. · HH · Fri Jan 06, 2017 at 05:11:45 am EST
        
        Either that or the highway, I'm told. · Visionary · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 12:29:39 am EST
        
        It's a man's world, but it wouldn't mean nothing without a woman or a girl. · HH · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 08:23:17 am EST
        
        I'm fine living in a woman's world if they'll let me put my feet up on the sofa. · Visionary · Sat Jan 07, 2017 at 04:22:53 pm EST
        
        Continued above · HH · Sun Jan 08, 2017 at 05:24:18 am EST
- Ah. More fun with feedback loops. · Manga Shoggoth · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:37:09 am EST
  - 'More' suggests there was fun before. · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 12:47:42 pm EST
- Looks like a lot of things are duplicating. · Anime Jason · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 02:05:29 am EST
  - Well, we don't have enough characters involved really, do we? · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 06:48:54 am EST
    - Duplicates don't really count, though. · Anime Jason · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 05:32:42 pm EST
      - Tell that to Asil. · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 06:59:10 pm EST
        
        How many times? · Anime Jason · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:57:21 pm EST
        
        Quite a lot. She has a complex. · HH · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 09:46:19 am EST
        
        If they all have a complex, then there will be trouble. · Anime Jason · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 01:35:59 pm EST
        
        Sounds like a story. · HH · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 01:51:43 pm EST
        
        It kind of is, isn't it? · Anime Jason · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 11:35:09 am EST
        
        Well, there's potential. · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 01:25:02 pm EST
        
        Everything has potential. · Anime Jason · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 03:47:09 pm EST
        
        Now we're getting philosophical · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 05:55:32 pm EST
        
        Someone has to. · Anime Jason · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 02:48:36 pm EST
        
        Why? · HH · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 09:42:15 pm EST
        
        That's the real question, isn't it? · Anime Jason · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 11:43:58 pm EST
        
        Continued above · HH · Thu Jan 05, 2017 at 05:21:21 am EST
- Of course! [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 31, 2016 at 07:42:47 pm EST
  - Simple, eh? [Spoilers] · HH · Sat Dec 31, 2016 at 08:01:05 pm EST
    - The best solutions often are. [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 04:40:20 am EST
      - The problem comes when the answer is counterintuitive [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 06:54:25 am EST
        
        Leave everything as is? [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:11:56 am EST
        
        No call-out fee for that! [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 12:52:07 pm EST
        
        Re: No call-out fee for that! [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 05:57:11 pm EST
        
        Re: No call-out fee for that! [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 06:18:55 pm EST
        
        Heading to Part 2 [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 07:48:11 pm EST
        
        I've just finished chapter 28. [Spoilers] · HH thought it turned out better than he expected · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 10:16:59 am EST
        
        Chapter 26 isn't bad either [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 02, 2017 at 06:43:17 pm EST
        
        Long. That's my lasting impression of it. Quite long. [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 01:13:30 pm EST
        
        28 or 26? Because 26 could have been longer, with battle scenes shown. [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper is looking forward to the director's cut edition · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 05:14:02 pm EST
        
        Chapter 16 was twice the length of other chapters in this arc and took far too long to write. [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 06:45:35 pm EST
        
        Silicone Sally & the penguins. It was a good one. [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Tue Jan 03, 2017 at 11:34:24 pm EST
        
        Continued above. [Spoilers] · HH · Wed Jan 04, 2017 at 11:47:39 am EST
- I had thought about (spoiler destination) [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Sat Dec 31, 2016 at 04:18:20 pm EST
  - Re: I had thought about (spoiler destination) [Spoilers] · HH · Sat Dec 31, 2016 at 07:50:49 pm EST