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Al B. Harper

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Subj: Darn it.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 06:21:54 am EST (Viewed 524 times)

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"A man is the sum of his memories."

"Would you like a jelly baby?"

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That sounds more high-tech than my PC.

It IS more high-tech than my PC!

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Yep. He's her great-uncle I believe. Had I ever got on with the Deadeyes series they would definitely have interacted.

I look forward to more of him and the other henchlings.

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He's very sane unless you interfere with his filing system or move something on his desk.

OCD villain. Probably not the first one.

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Actually, no. A big villain revealed.

Ah.

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It's all about bringing in the right tools for the jobs. Curse-revokers for undead, physics changes for weird scientists, obedience cults for aliens...

Well, the LL will just have to counter-balance then.

And, Vinnie's chapter is my favourite thus far. Creepy villain(s), spooky locations, shocking character almost-deaths (not Tanner!), vampish guest stars, all wrapped up in a big dose of Parodyverse history.

What choice will our jobbing occultist make?

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Untold Tales of the Normalverse #357: The Grey Horizons - Complete · End times attributions from... the Hooded Hood · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 05:31:54 am EST
- More tasty desserts! · Anime Jason · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 10:45:15 am EST
  - In a lower calorie thread. · HH · Thu Dec 22, 2016 at 04:15:20 am EST
    - It's the thread-fast plan. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 22, 2016 at 10:41:50 am EST
      - Now in new flavours. · HH · Thu Dec 22, 2016 at 12:03:00 pm EST
        
        I'll take strawberry. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 22, 2016 at 01:52:01 pm EST
        
        (No actual strawberries are used in this strawberry product) · HH · Sun Dec 25, 2016 at 04:17:54 am EST
        Re: I'll take strawberry. · Hazelnut Fairy · Thu Dec 22, 2016 at 11:35:06 pm EST
        
        Strawberry might be busy that day. · HH · Sun Dec 25, 2016 at 04:21:10 am EST
- Cathode and Jason, and Beth [Spoilers] · J. Jonah Jerkson · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 08:55:14 pm EST
  - Re: Cathode and Jason, and Beth [Spoilers] · Visionary · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 09:04:02 pm EST
  - I say leave her poor for a bit [Spoilers] · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 05:23:59 am EST
    - I like the idea of Beth trying to "arch" on a shoe string budget too (no text) [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 09:09:46 am EST
  - Cathode and Jason, and Beth walk into a bar... [Spoilers] · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 02:49:50 am EST
  - That's quite a group. [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 10:43:24 pm EST
    - Re: That's quite a group. [Spoilers] · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 02:51:40 am EST
- I had a hunch [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 10:29:27 am EST
  - No, that's Flapjack [Spoilers] · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 05:34:12 pm EST
- Vish should know: once a Librarian always a Librarian! (no text) · L! · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 10:04:21 pm EST
  - Unless the IOL posts a restraining order. (no text) · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 04:03:52 am EST
    - Another one? (no text) · L! · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 12:58:23 am EST
- I'm a bit surprised [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 06:21:49 pm EST
  - Re: I'm a bit surprised [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 07:29:57 pm EST
- Nothing is quite so festive as a holiday dinner party. · Visionary · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 11:18:39 pm EST
  - There's always one guest with special dietary requirements. · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 02:35:43 am EST
    - It's probably the smart thing to declare when Dr. Moo is at the table though. · Visionary · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 12:42:43 pm EST
      - "People with lactose intolerance are clearly just not trying hard enough." - Tao of Moo · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 08:02:05 pm EST
        
        I don't know... I understand that it can be rather trying already... · Visionary · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 07:52:50 pm EST
        
        Nausea is the body's way of saying "try harder". · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 03:28:19 am EST
        
        The heaves give you a nice appreciation for just how hard your abdominal muscles can try with or without you. · Visionary · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 08:53:50 pm EST
        
        Our bodies are wonderful like that. · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 10:44:30 pm EST
        
        I'd trade it for killer abs. · Visionary · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 04:57:31 pm EST
        
        Another excellent Parodyverse villain! · HH · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 02:08:31 am EST
- No Tom Black? (no text) · killer shrike · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 04:39:48 pm EST
  - I decided that any first meeting between him and the Hood required more space. (no text) · HH did mention that some invtees had made alternate arrangements. · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 02:42:46 am EST
    - I also just realized Akiko Masamune was not present either. (no text) · killer shrike notes she's usually at these villainous get-to-gethers · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 06:10:15 pm EST
      - The current crisis hasn't yet thrown up much she might view as problems rather than opportunities. (no text) · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 07:31:45 pm EST
  - And some thoughts on the supposed villain of the piece [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 07:18:59 pm EST
    - Well thought. [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 02:37:43 am EST
- Yep. That's a council, all right. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 12:30:29 pm EST
  - It's the biggest association of baddies we've seen for some time. · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 02:41:23 am EST
    - Better than second-biggest. · Anime Jason · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 02:07:06 pm EST
      - Well, bigger than second-biggest anyway. · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 08:40:53 pm EST
        
        And this is the biggest one yet! · Anime Jason · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 10:08:31 pm EST
        
        It's not the size of your villain enclave, it's what you do with it. · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 03:41:42 am EST
        
        Most of it seems to be fleeing, though. · Anime Jason · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 09:36:59 am EST
        
        Only 1/3 of it. And there's 2/9 that welcomes it. · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 05:56:47 pm EST
        
        I was never good at math. · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 12:39:27 am EST
        
        Hence computers. · HH · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 01:35:27 am EST
        
        That's what I tell people (edited). · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 12:32:47 pm EST
        
        So does Apple. · HH · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 04:49:11 pm EST
        
        They're right, if they mean I don't have to do math. · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 10:21:24 pm EST
        
        "Math is hard". · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 03:17:10 am EST
        
        No statement is more true. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 12:11:23 pm EST
        
        What about e=mc2? · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 10:25:09 pm EST
        
        That's only a theory. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 12:03:39 am EST
        
        A = pi R squared · HH · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 01:14:18 am EST
        
        That's just tasty. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 10:59:09 am EST
        
        Did you just make a pie pun? · HH · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 03:40:58 pm EST
        
        A rather crusty one, at that. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 05:14:46 pm EST
        
        May you get your just desserts, then. · HH · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 01:58:22 am EST
- Well, well, well. · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 07:29:03 am EST
  - What's the use of a well without a bucket? · As people in Yorkshire used to respond back in the 1960s to little HH · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 12:04:17 pm EST
    - A convenient place to dispose of a dead body? · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 04:39:35 am EST
      - The correct answer, delivered in broad Yorkshire, is "Good enough t' drown thee in." · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 06:06:27 am EST
        
        Same result. · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 05:35:42 pm EST
        
        Only different. · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 07:52:08 pm EST
        
        A dead body is a dead body - isn't it? · Al B. Harper has read too many UT to already know the answer to that. · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 09:22:18 pm EST
        
        Yes, because it is dead. · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 03:59:34 am EST
        
        Unless there is a ghoul or zombie waiting down the well, then it might be undead dead. · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 10:35:34 pm EST
        
        That's why there's no bucket, then. · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 11:42:04 pm EST
        
        So "Good enough t' undead thee in." ? · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 01:03:26 am EST
        
        Is undead a legitimate verb? · HH · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 01:43:12 am EST
        
        Since when have Tykes given a damn about correct grammar? · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 03:42:38 am EST
        
        Yorkies? A true Yorkshireman is a Tyke. · HH · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 09:15:55 am EST
        
        I almost wrote that. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 06:16:19 pm EST
        
        Too slow, old man. · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 03:23:03 am EST
        
        Darn it. · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 06:21:54 am EST
        
        Or just replace it. · HH · Mon Dec 19, 2016 at 10:23:25 am EST
        
        Replace what? · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 07:04:18 pm EST
        
        The thing that needs darning. · HH · Tue Dec 20, 2016 at 08:52:28 pm EST
        
        My socks? · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 04:13:31 am EST
        
        I'm not checking. · HH · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 09:36:31 am EST
        Re: My socks? · Visionary · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 06:15:17 am EST
        
        Auditions · HH · Wed Dec 21, 2016 at 09:29:21 am EST
      - Remembering UT#332 · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 05:41:00 am EST
        
        What an excellent chart. · HH · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 06:22:02 am EST
        
        Why thank you · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 05:48:19 pm EST
        
        You are welcome · HH is so polite · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 07:34:35 pm EST
        
        You are too kind. · Al B. Harper is also kind. · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 09:35:46 pm EST
        
        Re: You are too kind. · HH · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 04:03:17 am EST
        
        Re: You are too kind. · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 17, 2016 at 11:34:50 pm EST
        
        Re: You are too kind. · HH · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 01:44:54 am EST
        
        Re: You are too kind. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 03:45:04 am EST