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Subj: Re: Sounds like my publishers summarising sales.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 at 08:53:13 am EST (Viewed 3 times)
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      But ultimately, yes, the Hood is flawed. He is, after all, a murderous archvillain who has caused a great deal of misery and suffering in service to his lofty goals.



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    That's where I have to clarify that Faite refuses to accept that excuse. She believes the Hood is smart enough not to be a slave to his madness, and he only needs his thoughts provoked enough to understand his own slavery.


That reflects well on Faite. However, the Hood is a genuine, if sometimes charming, evil man, and his sympathetic qualities and life traumas do not excuse his behaviour. As with all fictional archvillains in traditional comic-book universes he must one day face justice for what he has done - and his downfall must be epic.


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    Of course with any deep enough obsession, what finally does it is usually one particularly humiliating failure, barring any sudden moments of clarity. But the danger to it happening *that* way is he then becomes obsessed with making someone pay.


I have no doubt that if we ever see the Hood finally take his big shot there would be a last major conflict with the Lair Legion and all the resources they can pull in. And there would finally be a definitive winner.

Remarkably, the Hooded Hood has only really gone all out against the LL twice, and each time he was only stopped by someone close to him (and behind him). The first time it was Lisa and the second time his then-daughter Troia. A third confrontation might be decisive.



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      I'm not sure Lara or anybody in the PV knows much about the other side of the particular barrier that the Wonderwall defines.



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    Lara has two pieces of information, though: She *has* left the Parodyverse, and returned, and therefore has the best chance of making an educated guess at what's behind the wall, and she had someone more knowledgeable than her give her a hint.



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    She *has* heard something about artifacts similar to the Wonderwall from Shema. She was told never to violate protective artifact barriers like that, because they don't protect what's outside, they protect what's *inside*. On the outside of that barrier, she was told, she has no substance, and would simply disappear forever. That's about as close to the 4th wall as she gets.


That is part of overcoming the barrier. Cracking the interface is only the first part. Surviving and achieving an agenda beyond that is also required.

The Hood likes to think big.



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    She was also told that it's very insistent on protecting from that, so it's also possible she'd just mock the Hood and dare him to try breaking through it. He might be very suspicious of that dare, because he probably knows she's a little bit devious, and maybe she wants him to disappear.


the Hood has gathered intelligence from all kind of weird places now, including the database of the Celestian Space Robots, the combined observations of the Observers (the PV's Watchers), the entire database of the Intergalactic Order of Librarians, Wilbur Parody (the only man to hold all three Triumverate offices and the only one to set them aside and still keep the forbidden information that was supposed to be erased from him), the Resolution Prophecy personified, the Faerie Queene, the Allied Pantheons, and of course his Portal of Pretentiousness.

There are still some bits of knowledge he's missing, though. For example, only a few people have been exposed to the Storyheart, and he hasn;t yet gleaned what they got from that. Since Trickshot is now gone from the PV, top of the list would be Yuki Shiro, Knifey, and Visionary. Plans are afoot.



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    I wonder how he would react though, if residents of the Parodyverse, including Faite, would keep urging him to stop, but the one person who *has* travelled through universes dares him to go ahead and see what happens. Would that make him start questioning whether his planning is enough?


The Hood does tend to adapt based upon information gathered, so he's always ready to add more variations and contingencies to his planning. After all, he can literally be trying a thousand different ways all at once and then select which one really happened.

Right now the Hood probably knows he hasn't got the whole plan. But he has plans to get it.



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    The irony is that when an alien civilization comes here to investigate long-dead Earth, they'll probably find that [Babel] story, see some of our massive skyscrapers, and then believe we never stopped trying to reach god.


If you want to see the Babel story as a parable or kinds, and one that even reflects on the modern day, consider this.

Somewhere about the time the Tower of Babel story is set, the most technologically advanced people on Earth lived in the river valleys of the Tigris and Euphrates, modern-day Iran and Iraq. They had agriculture, pottery, mathematics, building, literature, and medicine; we have archeology to demonstate this.

Then some unknown genius worked out how science could overcome nature's limit. Civilisation was dependent upon the annual river floods to sustain a farming belt roughly half a mile inland all along the Tigris and Euphrates Valleys. Beyond that was dustbowl. But somebody invented the canal, to channel river-water for miles, and suddenly fertile land grew by a magnitude. Population soared. More people with more food led to rapid expansion, including more specialisation of labour and more technical advancements. No need to pray to the gods for water and food now. Science had conquered the need for religion.

Except... if you break down the natural river wall defences and allow water onto the plains beyond, when you have atypical bad weather what you get is a flood. Or a Flood. It's a man-made eco-disaster, perhaps the first ever. And it's happening to a culture where the best buildings are made out of baked bricks of mud and straw, that don't react well to ten feet of overflowing river.

And that seems to have been the downfall of that civilisation and all their amazing buildings and towers.

If that doesn't translate into Bible stories about God sending floods and casting down an impertinent tower I don't know what will. If it doesn't have something to say to us about our choices for science and technology today than I don't know what does.



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    So many people use "assault" incorrectly these days on TV and Youtube. Actually, Yuki would be open to battery charges. The entire group, including Hatman, are already guilty of assault by standing on the doorstep and making threats.


You are quite correct, as verified by my son who is now preparing for his law exam but paused to give me a lecture.


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      You have to figure that the Baroness has defences roughly equivalent to those on the Lair Mansion.



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    Yes, Yuki would know that, and while she is kind of an action junkie, years of working as a P.I. have taught her that sometimes the light touch works better. During the conversation with Mr. Sneek, she would have already figured out who the weak link is on the property - perhaps a gardner or a maid - and then visited again with some excuse of why she needs to come in and check something. The action part would be escaping once the staff figures the ruse out.


Wouldn't she also be signing that staff member's death warrant?


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    She also knows (part of the story I'm gradually posting) that the Psychic Samurai still has a lot of criminal underworld connections, and can seriously poison the Baroness' entire business model by making sure no one wants to touch anything from her.


It's a time of upheavals in the criminal underworld that the Baroness might hope to exploit. That said, she is very distracted right now by what she's learned that the Hood is doing. He's much nearer to the finishing line than she is - and that can't happen!


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      From Yuki's POV, the best part is that there are probably people out there who would pay her to conduct that kind of case.



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    Pretty much *everyone*, from that point of view.


It would likely be someone outside Paradopolis or GMY that she has pissed off. Maybe ZOXXON or HERPES or BALD using dummy shells, or somebody like Thighmaster in Borovia - or spiffy in Badripoor!


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      Of course, that kind of detective work almost inevitably leads to the villain putting out a kill order on the detective.



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    It wouldn't be the first time. She probably still has active kill orders out there for her.


The challenge comes because a Beth von Zemo kill order (probably contracted out via a pro middle-man like Screwdriver) would specify some assassin she assessed had a good chance of beating Yuki. It might make for an interesting fight.


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      The Hood may even be, through some cutout intermediaries, one of those clients with "to order" requirements.



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    If he pays enough and gives them a clear enough path to get it, sure.


The Hood has generally had a positive business relationship with those who will reasonably keep their end of the bargain.

I'm not sure whether the system is still in place that requires other Earth villains seek his permission on a rota basis for their world conquest plots, but this is a villain who once told the entire Safe population to remain in their cells and not escape while the doors were open and intimidated them into doing it. On the other hand, he enjoys equitable visits from peers like Dr Moo and Gideon Book, and even Baroness von Zemo, so positive interaction and dealing with him is possible.



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    The Galactic Government does that through taxing commerce among the Trading Alliance worlds. They've been piling up this tax money for eons, which is how they could afford to build a fleet so suddenly.


Economics informs many military choices.


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    [Their taught ethos is] also something of a falsehood, because they then obliterated one of their own worlds over a trading dispute.


There's usually a shortfall between a civilisation's aims and its actual behaviour. That's just realistic writing.


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    That kind of learning also creates a sort of cohesive bond, powered by fear - which is dangerous. If some faction boldly attacks a bunch of Trading Alliance civilian ships, the fear sets in among the Alliance that the savages have turned on them. The Galactic Government sends a fleet to completely crush them before they ever have a chance to fight back.


This was seen as good practice in the British Empire up to the dawn of the 20th century: "gunboat diplomacy".


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    It does take a while to reach that point, though. If some faction attacks one or two Trader ships, generally the company that owns them will try to solve the problem themselves first - because it's worth a lot of money to show potential customers that they won't take that kind of crap on their trading routes. They'll send a dozen heavily armed civilian ships to crush the interference decisively. If *that* fails, then they'd give in and ask the government for assistance.


We really need more of that to surface in a story somewhere.






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