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A few projects have slipped into extra volumes.

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The defense rests, your honour.

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I've pretty much completed UT#350 now, except for one cliffhanger scene I decided at the last minute needed to be added in (because three weren't enough), and I admit to being just a smidgeon worried about tying everything up in #351.

I called it.

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Feu! *fellow wearing a beret and stripy shirt spits on your croissant*

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Ha! That's not a croissant, I'm not French! *bites potato*

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That's not your potato, either! Thief!

Ha! It's rotten anyway.

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Heh. A teen scan win!

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Now I'm even more lost and confused.

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Can't see a winn.

Can Nita e-news?

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...prod me so I can send you off all four books in one package, which is much cheaper than individual deliveries.

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Also, I'm seriously considering a visit back to the UK next year, so maybe I can swing by and pick them up. I hear autographed copies are worth more anyway. $;\)$

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I was actually asked to sign some books at FantasyCon 2015, and had the surreal experience of being buying books directly from me across a table.

You bought books from yourself across a table? Are you a clone?

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I think you sent me the kindle version of TTC. Now I just need to work out how to get a kindle...

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I don't have one either. I use the Firefox browser add-on EPUBReader and the freeware PC Kindle reader from the Amazon website. For bath reading I use paper.

I prefer paper. Call me old fashioned.

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Untold Tales of the Lair Legion #349: Change and Decay · The Hooded Hood · Mon Dec 14, 2015 at 07:18:03 pm EST
- That's a rich gumbo of a tale. · WGMY 104.1 · Sun Jan 03, 2016 at 10:48:15 pm EST
  - Full of thick swamp mud. · HH · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 09:55:35 am EST
- Loved the interations of the couple LOL LOL..great ironic dialogue ;) (no text) · Yo just read the firs part, tomorrow more · Tue Dec 22, 2015 at 03:53:44 pm EST
  - You're rationing yourself? It's Christmas. Binge. (no text) · HH · Tue Dec 22, 2015 at 05:45:11 pm EST
- Man alive... that is a lot of continuity. One would think that new guy would get a hernia just sorting through it all. · Visionary · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 12:55:20 am EST
  - The brief was "write a PV story", so I decided to leap right into the middle of it. · HH also had an itch to finish off some subplots he left dangling. A lot of subplots. · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:33:23 am EST
  - Don't worry · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 04:24:12 am EST
    - What, me? · Visionary · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 06:08:32 pm EST
      - Never! · Al B. · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:46:35 am EST
        
        Re: Never! · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 06:57:32 am EST
      - I advise you not to ask Daio about it. (no text) · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:16:48 pm EST
    - Worry if you want. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:35:07 am EST
      - We should all worry. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:48:28 am EST
        
        We have Visionary for that. · HH views him as a sort of worry-sump · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:00:56 am EST
        
        He's also good for other things...like....offering as a hostage to invading aliens. I mean peace negotiator, did I write hostage? · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 08:16:39 am EST
        
        Hey, the man's an accredited intergalactic ambassador. · HH · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 04:44:05 pm EST
- As conditions go, decay beats intertia (no text) · killer shrike looks forward to seeing what's next · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 09:42:25 pm EST
  - Tell that to the quote's originator, hymnwriter Henry Francis Lyte, who died of TB three weeks after penning it. (no text) · HH is a ray of joy in the mornings; well early afternoons · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 08:43:14 am EST
- I hate it when my quantum buffer fields are breached! · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 03:24:47 am EST
  - It's all really a matter of personal preference. · HH is so tolerant · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:44:50 am EST
    - Shaken not stirred? · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 10:30:07 pm EST
      - Depends how much you liked that cow-girl picture. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 10:11:56 am EST
        
        I hear her milkshake brings all the heroes to the yard. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:38:57 am EST
        
        From whom would you hear such things? · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:13:23 am EST
        
        CSFB! · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 08:07:32 am EST
        
        Re: CSFB! · HH · Thu Dec 24, 2015 at 06:02:09 pm EST
        
        PAPG! · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 25, 2015 at 06:24:18 pm EST
        
        Re: PAPG! · HH · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 09:53:27 am EST
        
        Re: GPAP! · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 10:07:54 pm EST
        
        Re: GPAP! · HH · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 01:00:16 pm EST
        
        Oh, I had someone in mind from the first... · Al B. Harper · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 06:19:04 pm EST
        
        Splendid. · HH · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 10:45:51 pm EST
- So, it looks like there have been some changes ... I look forward to catching up. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 02:05:52 am EST
  - Not just changes but also decays. (no text) · HH felt that CSFB! was possibly the person most likely to enjoy a zombie apocalypse · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:47:49 am EST
- This is change we can believe in! But that's mostly due to Retcons! · L! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 01:34:22 am EST
  - When you have infinite redo-levels you can generally get the result you want. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:59:04 am EST
    - Is that something that happens normally or do you have to enter in a cheat code for the infinite redos'? · L! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 08:54:41 pm EST
      - You have to be... the Hooded Hood. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:18:18 am EST
        
        is that an available add on? · L! · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 05:06:08 pm EST
        
        It may be a limited time offer. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:15:42 pm EST
        
        Any exclusions apply? Do I need a coupon? · L! · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 08:12:24 pm EST
        
        Regional limits may apply. May contain nuts. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:22:50 pm EST
        
        Nuts? Why would the PV be filled with Nuts? :) · L! · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 01:58:38 am EST
        
        For starters, it's kind of the job description of Herringcarp Asylum. · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 10:19:31 am EST
        
        Only kind of? · L! · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 05:38:26 pm EST
        
        Re: Only kind of? · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:18:59 am EST
- Re: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion #349: Change and Decay · J. Jonah Jerkson is stupefied by the audacity of the new Hooded Hood · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:56:39 pm EST
  - 50% of marriages end with divorce? That's not the likely outcome here. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:02:06 am EST
- Change isn't bad, it's the decay that concerns me. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 12:09:45 pm EST
  - Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 03:35:15 pm EST
    - Always with the excuses, those villains. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 05:17:20 pm EST
      - Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 06:09:42 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 08:51:14 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:38:13 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 11:45:17 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:23:59 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 09:08:07 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:10:15 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 02:21:03 pm EST
        
        Publishing and Software · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:05:50 pm EST
        
        Re: Publishing and Software · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 11:53:46 pm EST
        
        Re: Publishing and Software · HH · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 05:35:57 pm EST
- Ah, those happy memories of playing House of the Dead: Overkill. Well, with a plot this time... · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 05:04:29 am EST
  - It's those sharp plot twists that you can cut yourself on. And then you smell of blood. · HH warns you not to go out to the old summer house in the woods where those kids died in the 60s · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 08:16:45 am EST
    - At the moment I smell largely of varnish. Low oudor varnish. · Manga Shoggoth Summer? In this country? · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:33:14 am EST
      - Nobody should question your life choices. · HH said it was an old summer house · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 10:41:53 am EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 02:46:31 pm EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 03:24:24 pm EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 06:28:11 pm EST
        
        Out of character · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 07:04:55 pm EST
        
        Out of character? With a cast of thousands? · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:29:18 am EST
        
        Out of characters, then. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:26:18 am EST
        
        That was the whole point of multibyte character sets... · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 10:22:57 am EST
        
        Sounds like Hallie villains. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 10:16:48 am EST
        
        Update on HTML artefacts · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 03:56:24 pm EST
        
        Yup - Notepad++ has come good features (it isn't an editor I use much, but other people at work speak very well of it) (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 12:07:54 pm EST
        
        And so to the next problem... · HH · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 06:52:44 pm EST
        
        May be easy enough... · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 07:56:00 pm EST
        
        You had to say "easy". · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 12:12:58 am EST
        
        That's the secret of IT - it is all easy. Of course, being as mad as a sack of felines helps. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 05:55:18 am EST
        
        That's 'lethal' - 'lethal as a sack of felines'. Do not let the cats out of the bag. (no text) · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 10:22:38 am EST