Tales of the Parodyverse - I hear her milkshake brings all the heroes to the yard.

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Al B. Harper

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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 10:11:56 am EST

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I pondered whether to add footnotes but decided that on this occasion it was more important to include the relevant information in the main text of the story. Things that might have been helpful reminders or fun sidelines for regular readers back in the day are probably essential data after so long a discontinuity.

Works for me!

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A few projects have slipped into extra volumes. St George and the Dragon was meant to be one book until it became clear that it would be george R.R. Martin thick. The Robin Hood trilogy ended with three; that fourth volume was a seperate set of stories using the cast and settings of the other three. The Byzantium novella series, meant to publish monthly two years ago (still waiting for #3 and 4, Pro Se Press!) only over-ran by three stories from the originally planned one-off.

The defense rests, your honour.

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Feu! *fellow wearing a beret and stripy shirt spits on your croissant*

Ha! That's not a croissant, I'm not French! *bites potato*

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Heh. A teen scan win!

Now I'm even more lost and confused.

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12 minutes of intensive and comprehensive internet research have determined that it is cheaper to send convicts to Australia from the UK than books. However, Royal Mail would send a package of three books for Â£20.05 and a couple of dodgy sites I've never heard of would do it for under Â£17.

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Best thing to do is to wait until I finally get round to finishing Premium Delivery To The Centre of the Earth (TTC 2), somewhere in the first quarter of the new year. Then, when it's out, prod me so I can send you off all four books in one package, which is much cheaper than individual deliveries.

Hey that's very kind of you, and would be very much appreciated, happy to pay full cost of both books and postage if so. Also, I'm seriously considering a visit back to the UK next year, so maybe I can swing by and pick them up. I hear autographed copies are worth more anyway. $;\)$

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Do you have the e-books? Because if not I can rectify that.

I think you sent me the kindle version of TTC. Now I just need to work out how to get a kindle...

Al B.

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Untold Tales of the Lair Legion #349: Change and Decay · The Hooded Hood · Mon Dec 14, 2015 at 07:18:03 pm EST
- That's a rich gumbo of a tale. · WGMY 104.1 · Sun Jan 03, 2016 at 10:48:15 pm EST
  - Full of thick swamp mud. · HH · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 09:55:35 am EST
- Loved the interations of the couple LOL LOL..great ironic dialogue ;) (no text) · Yo just read the firs part, tomorrow more · Tue Dec 22, 2015 at 03:53:44 pm EST
  - You're rationing yourself? It's Christmas. Binge. (no text) · HH · Tue Dec 22, 2015 at 05:45:11 pm EST
- Man alive... that is a lot of continuity. One would think that new guy would get a hernia just sorting through it all. · Visionary · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 12:55:20 am EST
  - The brief was "write a PV story", so I decided to leap right into the middle of it. · HH also had an itch to finish off some subplots he left dangling. A lot of subplots. · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:33:23 am EST
  - Don't worry · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 04:24:12 am EST
    - What, me? · Visionary · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 06:08:32 pm EST
      - Never! · Al B. · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:46:35 am EST
        
        Re: Never! · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 06:57:32 am EST
      - I advise you not to ask Daio about it. (no text) · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:16:48 pm EST
    - Worry if you want. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:35:07 am EST
      - We should all worry. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:48:28 am EST
        
        We have Visionary for that. · HH views him as a sort of worry-sump · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:00:56 am EST
        
        He's also good for other things...like....offering as a hostage to invading aliens. I mean peace negotiator, did I write hostage? · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 08:16:39 am EST
        
        Hey, the man's an accredited intergalactic ambassador. · HH · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 04:44:05 pm EST
- As conditions go, decay beats intertia (no text) · killer shrike looks forward to seeing what's next · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 09:42:25 pm EST
  - Tell that to the quote's originator, hymnwriter Henry Francis Lyte, who died of TB three weeks after penning it. (no text) · HH is a ray of joy in the mornings; well early afternoons · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 08:43:14 am EST
- I hate it when my quantum buffer fields are breached! · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 03:24:47 am EST
  - It's all really a matter of personal preference. · HH is so tolerant · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:44:50 am EST
    - Shaken not stirred? · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 10:30:07 pm EST
      - Depends how much you liked that cow-girl picture. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 10:11:56 am EST
        
        I hear her milkshake brings all the heroes to the yard. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 04:38:57 am EST
        
        From whom would you hear such things? · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:13:23 am EST
        
        CSFB! · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 21, 2015 at 08:07:32 am EST
        
        Re: CSFB! · HH · Thu Dec 24, 2015 at 06:02:09 pm EST
        
        PAPG! · Al B. Harper · Fri Dec 25, 2015 at 06:24:18 pm EST
        
        Re: PAPG! · HH · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 09:53:27 am EST
        
        Re: GPAP! · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 10:07:54 pm EST
        
        Re: GPAP! · HH · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 01:00:16 pm EST
        
        Oh, I had someone in mind from the first... · Al B. Harper · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 06:19:04 pm EST
        
        Splendid. · HH · Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 10:45:51 pm EST
- So, it looks like there have been some changes ... I look forward to catching up. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 02:05:52 am EST
  - Not just changes but also decays. (no text) · HH felt that CSFB! was possibly the person most likely to enjoy a zombie apocalypse · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:47:49 am EST
- This is change we can believe in! But that's mostly due to Retcons! · L! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 01:34:22 am EST
  - When you have infinite redo-levels you can generally get the result you want. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:59:04 am EST
    - Is that something that happens normally or do you have to enter in a cheat code for the infinite redos'? · L! · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 08:54:41 pm EST
      - You have to be... the Hooded Hood. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:18:18 am EST
        
        is that an available add on? · L! · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 05:06:08 pm EST
        
        It may be a limited time offer. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:15:42 pm EST
        
        Any exclusions apply? Do I need a coupon? · L! · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 08:12:24 pm EST
        
        Regional limits may apply. May contain nuts. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:22:50 pm EST
        
        Nuts? Why would the PV be filled with Nuts? :) · L! · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 01:58:38 am EST
        
        For starters, it's kind of the job description of Herringcarp Asylum. · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 10:19:31 am EST
        
        Only kind of? · L! · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 05:38:26 pm EST
        
        Re: Only kind of? · HH · Sun Dec 20, 2015 at 07:18:59 am EST
- Re: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion #349: Change and Decay · J. Jonah Jerkson is stupefied by the audacity of the new Hooded Hood · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:56:39 pm EST
  - 50% of marriages end with divorce? That's not the likely outcome here. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:02:06 am EST
- Change isn't bad, it's the decay that concerns me. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 12:09:45 pm EST
  - Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 03:35:15 pm EST
    - Always with the excuses, those villains. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 05:17:20 pm EST
      - Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 06:09:42 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 08:51:14 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:38:13 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 11:45:17 pm EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:23:59 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 09:08:07 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 09:10:15 am EST
        
        Re: Well, the villains are rotters. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 02:21:03 pm EST
        
        Publishing and Software · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 07:05:50 pm EST
        
        Re: Publishing and Software · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 11:53:46 pm EST
        
        Re: Publishing and Software · HH · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 05:35:57 pm EST
- Ah, those happy memories of playing House of the Dead: Overkill. Well, with a plot this time... · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 05:04:29 am EST
  - It's those sharp plot twists that you can cut yourself on. And then you smell of blood. · HH warns you not to go out to the old summer house in the woods where those kids died in the 60s · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 08:16:45 am EST
    - At the moment I smell largely of varnish. Low oudor varnish. · Manga Shoggoth Summer? In this country? · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 09:33:14 am EST
      - Nobody should question your life choices. · HH said it was an old summer house · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 10:41:53 am EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 02:46:31 pm EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 03:24:24 pm EST
        
        Re: Nobody should question your life choices. · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 06:28:11 pm EST
        
        Out of character · HH · Tue Dec 15, 2015 at 07:04:55 pm EST
        
        Out of character? With a cast of thousands? · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 05:29:18 am EST
        
        Out of characters, then. · HH · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 06:26:18 am EST
        
        That was the whole point of multibyte character sets... · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Dec 16, 2015 at 10:22:57 am EST
        
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        Update on HTML artefacts · HH · Thu Dec 17, 2015 at 03:56:24 pm EST
        
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        And so to the next problem... · HH · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 06:52:44 pm EST
        
        May be easy enough... · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Dec 18, 2015 at 07:56:00 pm EST
        
        You had to say "easy". · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 12:12:58 am EST
        
        That's the secret of IT - it is all easy. Of course, being as mad as a sack of felines helps. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 05:55:18 am EST
        
        That's 'lethal' - 'lethal as a sack of felines'. Do not let the cats out of the bag. (no text) · HH · Sat Dec 19, 2015 at 10:22:38 am EST