Tales of the Parodyverse - Superman is a terrible hero.

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Subj: Superman is a terrible hero.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 07:32:58 am EDT (Viewed 6 times)

Reply Subj: In order to put a more global focus on my never ending battle, I am renouncing my Parodyverse citizenship
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 05:42:59 pm EDT (Viewed 2 times)

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A hero who is as omnipotent as Superman is boring as hell. There would be no conflict in the world. Any war, he could sweep in and single-handedly end it if this book had an iota of realism to it. Plus, he works at a newspaper company full of journalists who can't tell that this reporter looks exactly like Superman, except with glasses. Yeah, okay.

Move to the Middle East, Superman. They need your help over there, ya drama queen.

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In order to put a more global focus on my never ending battle, I am renouncing my Parodyverse citizenship (no text) · killer shrike · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 05:42:59 pm EDT
- It would have had more impact if you said it wearing a Philip Treacy hat. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed May 11, 2011 at 05:51:06 am EDT
- This story made the BBC news today. (no text) · HH notes it didn't take precedence over wedding dress design however. · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 06:50:56 pm EDT
  - It was on the CBC as well, at least online. (no text) · Hatman · Mon May 02, 2011 at 04:20:44 pm EDT
  - I wasn't aware I was so popular in England (no text) · orko shrike · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 06:11:29 am EDT
- Superman is a terrible hero. · Messenger · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 07:32:58 am EDT
  - Re: Superman is a terrible hero. · orko shrike · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 01:05:01 pm EDT
    - About Batman, Hulk, Wolverine and Spidey. · Messenger · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 12:40:28 am EDT
      - Re: About Batman, Hulk, Wolverine and Spidey. · orko shrike · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 06:09:58 am EDT
        
        Re: About Batman, Hulk, Wolverine and Spidey. · Messenger · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 08:10:37 am EDT
        
        Please tell me you've at least read All Star Superman, which is the best Superman comic of the last 50 years... · Nats · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 01:29:51 pm EDT
        
        Can't say I have. · Messenger · Sun May 01, 2011 at 02:31:35 am EDT
        
        Re: Can't say I have. · Nats · Mon May 02, 2011 at 12:15:47 am EDT
        
        Re: About Batman, Hulk, Wolverine and Spidey. · orko shrike · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 11:25:03 am EDT
  - Re: Superman is a terrible hero. · Nats · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 11:46:42 am EDT
    - More about omnipotence... · Anime Jason · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 12:55:44 pm EDT
- This entire thread has been gold. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 11:59:10 pm EDT
- Well... · Nats · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 10:02:39 pm EDT
  - Re: Well... · orko shrike · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 10:24:04 pm EDT
- I will now also be calling myself "orko shrike" which is Esperanto for "killer shrike" (no text) · orko shrike doesn't want his choice of descriptor construed as an instrument of US/Anglo Linguistics · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 06:35:28 pm EDT
  - These are serious, well reasoned decisions made in response to the growing complexities of our global society, not a stunt to drum up readership (no text) · orko shrike pinky swears · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 06:40:49 pm EDT
- You know, I'm a liberal guy... · Visionary · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 06:30:06 pm EDT
  - Oh, thank God I'm not the only non-conservative who thinks this story is stupid. (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 11:55:40 pm EDT
    - I'm a non-conseritive and I feel the same way. Yes, I'm trapped in a state full of brian washed unthinkers but thankfully I've woken up. :) (no text) · Scott · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 10:16:02 am EDT
  - *Demands to see your birth ceritficate* · orko shrike · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 06:58:16 pm EDT
    - It all seems very clear to me. · HH · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 08:07:03 pm EDT
      - *Stands up and claps* Please let me post this (crediting you) on Facebook. (no text) · Scott · Sat Apr 30, 2011 at 10:25:08 am EDT
      - See, now I almost feel guilty for all those times I said that Ing-Land is gay. Almost. (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 11:58:21 pm EDT
      - Eccentricities? Isn't your entire country taking tomorrow off for a wedding? · orko shrike · Thu Apr 28, 2011 at 08:34:26 pm EDT
        
        I assure you that some of us have been paying virtually no attention to the wedding... (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Apr 29, 2011 at 12:19:41 pm EDT
        
        You'd be more believable if you were wearing a Philip Treacy hat as you expressed that opinion.. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed May 11, 2011 at 05:55:15 am EDT