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Subj: Silver Age Dimension Part 5
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 at 02:41:19 am EDT (Viewed 459 times)
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"That's some table you've got there," commented Visionary as he was led into the Lair Mansion conference room. The table in the middle of the room was shaped like a giant "L", surrounded by egg shaped chairs.

"Not everyone has their team meetings at the kitchen table," Hallie reminded the possibly fake man as she followed behind with Maggie and Griffin. She was finding things a little hard to take in; everything appeared to be state of the art, but it didn't feel like the state of the art she was used to.

"The Lair Legion is due back from their battle with Peter Von Doom any minute now," Flapjack, the polished gentleman butler, told them. "May I get you a beverage while you wait?"

The group declined, and with a courteous nod the major domo left the room. "I'm not sure which is creepier; this bizarro-Flapjack or the real one," Hallie said.

The kids looked at each other briefly before responding in unison. "The real one."

A new, yet somewhat familiar voice broke in. "Oh, we're all real in our own way."

Standing in the doorway was Hallie, or rather, this reality's version of Hallie. She appeared to be housed in a robot shell, complete with metal skirt and 1960's style big hair.

"Hallie?" asked Visionary.

"That's me! HALLIE! It stands for H-," she began to explain before the digital Hallie cut her off.

"Heuristic Artificial Life Learning Intelligence Entity," she summed up for her doppleganger. It had been a long time since Hallie had thought of the origins of her name.

"Why yes! How did you know?"

"Because she is your alternate reality counterpart from...Earth X," summed up the next person to enter the room.

"That name is taken," pointed out Griffin helpfully. CrazySugarFreakBoy! had insisted he be in charge of the boy's comic book education.

"Twice, actually," chimed in Maggie.

"Oh, well then," Harper sputtered, unused to being corrected. "Earth 2!"

"Taken," said Griffin.

"Earth Prime?"

"Try again."

"Counter-Earth?"

"Fraid not."

"She is a doppleganger from a parallel universe," Harper said. He would come up with a cool name for their universe when the little killjoys weren't around.

"The question is," said the square-jawed hero behind Dr. Harper, "are they friends or foes?"

"Hatty?" checked Visionary.

"Merciful Maple Leaf! He knows my name!" exclaimed Hatman in surprise.

"We know who all of you are!" exclaimed Maggie.

She then named the rest of the Lair Legion membership who had just walked into the room.

To be continued...by you?





Silver Age Dimension Part 5


    Ã¢â‚¬Å“...And Lara Night,”  Magweed concluded her list of the Lair Legion members present in the Lair Mansion conference room.

    The entire Silver Age Lair Legion turned to look at a blonde in a black-and-white costume standing at the peak of the “L” shaped table next to Hatman’s usual egg-shaped chair.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Who?”  Dr. Albert B. Harper asked.  He quickly reached into his white lab coat and put on his round glasses, to see more clearly.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I’m not supposed to be here, Maggie.”  Lara Night explained.  “I followed Visionary here.  Al B Har-- I mean, the other Al is trying to figure out how to get the lighthouse back where it’s supposed to be.  I just came to tell you not to worry.”

    Visionary opened his mouth, at a loss for words at first.  Then the next thought he had was about the kids being stranded in this strange universe.  “Can you get us home?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“If you want to be homeless,”  the blonde replied.  “Actually I’m kind of worried about bringing children...especially ones infused with fae magic...across dimensions.  I’m not sure what will happen.  But I’ll consider it as a last resort.”

    The Regular nodded.  “I’m grateful you’re looking after us, at least,”  he said.  “Especially the kids.  And if it comes down to getting either me or them back--”

    Lara stopped him there.  “No, don’t talk like that.  If I have to use every ounce of my energy to bring all of you back, I will.”

    All conversation stopped as a man in a yellow overcoat shuffled into the room, fully entranced by the small bowl of jello he was eating.  He stopped and looked up when he noticed the silence.  Then he noticed a man who looked exactly like him.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Did I miss something?”  the Silver Age Visionary asked.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s right, because he already wears a horribly garish coat...”  Lara whispered to herself.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Wait, what?”  the modern Visionary said.

    The blonde decided to distract from Visionary’s question with one of her own.  “Do you guys sit around in this room all the time or are you waiting for something?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“We’re waiting for our leader to arrive.”  The Librarian said.  He was the only one who brought a full-sized computer terminal to the conference room, and was typing as he spoke.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I thought Hatty was the leader.”  Visionary commented.  “Nice costume, by the way.”

    Oblivious to Visionary’s less than sincere compliment, Hatman enthusiastically said, “Thanks!  On both counts.  But I’m not the leader.”

    The large man called the Viking, who looked like Donar, raised his golden flagon in a toast.  “To our leader!”

    The rest of the Silver Age Lair Legion, though they had no flagons, called out the same greeting.  “To our leader!”

    Lara Night and Visionary looked toward the door.  A small woman with long bleached white hair, and a purple and white jump suit that sparkled in the light stood in the doorway.  Her eyes were reflective silver, with no irises or pupils.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I am displeased that Peter Von Doom has escaped.”  the woman said in a very even, quiet voice, with a friendly smile as she spoke.  “However, he will not elude us.  I have located his current position.  We will capture him this time.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Who is this?”  the modern Visionary whispered to Lara.

    The woman heard him.  She looked directly at Visionary with those strange eyes, and she blinked.  “I’m an android designed to be the leader of the Lair Legion.  I am called...The Leader.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“And she has many clones.”  Dr. Albert B. Harper explained.  “That way we always have a Leader.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Fascinating.”  Lara was sitting down at the table now, leaning her elbow on its surface.  It was difficult to tell if she was being sarcastic.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I was designed for leadership efficiency,”  the Leader noted.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“She looks a bit like Anna.”  Magweed pointed out.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yeah, except I think this is the Silver Age, and they don’t have neural networks,”  Lara explained.  “Hence the new name.  I can’t explain the different appearance, though.”

    The Leader turned her attention to Lara.  “Are you a new recruit?  You have a pretty costume.  I would be glad to serve you as Lair Legion Leader, and I hope you enjoy working with us.”  

    Then she noticed the two Visionarys and her friendly smile disappeared.  “Oh dear.  Something very odd is going on here.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“You have no idea.”  Magweed agreed.


TO BE CONTINUED


-- Story written and copyrighted (C) 2010 by Jason Froikin, and may not be 
--    reprinted without permission.  
-- Yuki Shiro designed by Jason Froikin, based on designs by Masamune Shirow
--  Liu Xi Xian and the Psychic Samurai are original design by Jason Froikin
--  Lara Night is an original creation by Jason Froikin







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