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Subj: No virgins were harmed in the making of this episode.
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 08:55:04 pm EDT (Viewed 12 times)

Reply Subj: With a title like that, you know he's in trouble already.
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 02:20:03 pm EDT (Viewed 542 times)

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Funny how Vinnie can be so clumsy and yet so devious at the same time. It's almost perfect that Liu Xi is fairly devious herself (only a whole lot less clumsy).

And the timing is perfect too, because I'm out of story ideas at the moment so I'm stretching the ones I still have in stock as long as I can until I think of something. $\:\)$

I was trying to write a self-contained story (given that I have three other PV multi-part tales still awaiting conclusion, the Forest Week thing, Tom Black, and the Herringcarp Asylum horror story - I haven't forgotten), so I forced myself to curb the cutaway scenes and sub-plots, but otherwise we'd have seen something of Hagatha Darkness and her charges and possible some material with Chiaki doing an orientation at St Jude's; maybe also some of the LL follow up to the factory's sales legers (plenty of things for the detective types to do, followed by plenty of things for the vampire/cultist smashers to do). Clearly if anyone's inspired to fill in any of the blanks then they're welcome to; this is the PV after all.

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Vinnie De Soth and the Virgin Factory · The Hooded Hood's customary Hallowe'en memorial · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 10:35:29 am EDT
- A title that cries out for a bad pun in reply. But that would be verging on the ridiculous... (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Nov 16, 2009 at 03:34:10 pm EST
- This is brilliant · Rhiannon · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 01:55:32 pm EST
  - It's middling okay, but I accept the compliment. · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:01:52 pm EST
- This is why Free Range Brides are so preferable. · Visionary · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 12:46:53 pm EST
  - But first you have to catch them. · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:00:34 pm EST
- The Ghost Taxis fill a number of niches, don't they? (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 02:44:43 am EST
  - They're a potential solution to city traffic crowding problems if only the world would consider the alternative. Those FOOLS! Will they NEVER LISTEN!? (no text) · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:45:22 am EST
- Good spooky fun. I missed reading BZL stories, so I'm glad I took the time to stop in on this (no text) · Nitz the Bloody · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 04:31:55 pm EDT
  - You know what's better than stories? Long irrelevent reply threads. So... who here believes in ghosts, then? (no text) · HH wants board chatter, dammit! · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 08:45:17 pm EDT
    - I hedge my bets on that one... · Visionary · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 01:26:42 pm EST
      - What interests me... · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:14:53 pm EST
        
        I want to know where all the ghosts of deceased bigfoots are... · Visionary · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 11:30:54 pm EST
        
        I think they might be at Kirk's house · HH · Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 03:46:43 am EST
        
        If ghosts exist ... · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 09:08:30 pm EST
        
        ...then they're BEHIND YOU!!!! · HH · Tue Nov 03, 2009 at 05:18:58 am EST
        
        And I thank them for their support. · Visionary · Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 11:15:51 am EST
        
        "Bigfoot Made My Jockstrap - One Fake Man's Shocking Confession" · HH · Thu Nov 05, 2009 at 05:02:19 am EST
    - I am open to the possibility of ghosts, but their existence is not nearly as much of a certainty as that of Sasquatch. (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 02:46:31 am EST
      - Well, with the loss of the Patterson evidence (to confession expose) pool ol;d bigfoot's looking pretty hoaxed right now. (no text) · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:46:21 am EST
    - Not me. Nor do I believe in the existence of angels, the theory of evolution, or the findings of the Warren Commission (no text) · killer shrike · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 10:51:58 pm EDT
      - Then how can you know how many angels can dance on the head of Darwin? (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 10:56:05 pm EDT
        
        I don't believe in him either (no text) · killer shrike notes Galapagos is a totally made up sounding name · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 11:32:00 pm EDT
        
        Galapagos sounds like a 90s X-villain. he probably had a lot of chains and spikes on his kneepads, elbowpads and pouches. (no text) · HH thinks he has a few issues with him in, but they never fully explained how he was related to Scott Summers · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:47:52 am EST
        
        He's about due for a return appearance, then, considering all the other Adamantium Age rejects that have been showing up. (no text) · killer shrike · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 07:52:43 am EST
        
        Are they still publishing X-Men? (no text) · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 11:43:26 am EST
        
        Uncanny, Astonishing, Dark, New, Legacy, First Class: take your pick (no text) · killer shrike has gone with "none of the above" · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 01:47:09 pm EST
        
        And they all have Wolverine in them, I expect. · HH, with link enclosed · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 04:56:38 pm EST
        
        What would an Avenger be doing in an X-book? (no text) · killer shrike · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:24:25 pm EST
        
        Being the Beast · HH says bring back the teddy bear version · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:28:52 pm EST
- Apparently Vinnie's picked up some tricks from Con Johnstantine (no text) · killer shrike says nice story and good to hear from you · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 02:58:19 pm EDT
  - If so he probably should ask for his money back. (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 08:45:59 pm EDT
- With a title like that, you know he's in trouble already. · Anime Jason · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 02:20:03 pm EDT
  - No virgins were harmed in the making of this episode. · HH · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 08:55:04 pm EDT
    - Physically, anyway. · Anime Jason · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 01:50:01 am EDT
      - Well, you expect a bit of wear and tear on vat-bred virgins, but they're easier to find than the free-range ones. · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:49:50 am EST
        
        That's what the sales department always says... · Anime Jason · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 08:34:58 am EST
        
        Extensive field testing seems to bear them out. · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 11:46:20 am EST
        
        Re: Extensive field testing seems to bear them out. · Anime Jason · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 02:38:52 pm EST
        
        Keeping on our toes · HH · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:25:53 pm EST
        
        Re: Keeping on our toes · Anime Jason · Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 01:22:29 am EST
        
        Proceed. (no text) · HH · Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 03:35:53 am EST
- The Pumpkin Patch · And here's an added extra from Alex Watson (11) with his debut story on the PVB · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 11:32:29 am EDT
  - And an excelent first story it is too. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Nov 16, 2009 at 03:32:02 pm EST
  - Well done. · Rhiannon · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 04:30:45 pm EST
    - Re: Well done. · Alex Thankyou · Tue Nov 10, 2009 at 11:47:31 am EST
  - Nice bit of dread there at the end... · Visionary · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 12:41:41 pm EST
    - Re: Nice bit of dread there at the end... · Alex Thanks · Tue Nov 10, 2009 at 11:42:14 am EST
    - Re: Nice bit of dread there at the end... · Alex Thanks · Thu Nov 05, 2009 at 10:48:58 am EST
  - As the saying goes, "What a TWIST!" Actually, though, this story contained several twists. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 02:53:47 am EST
  - I'm pleased there was a clever trick to resolve things in the end. That last twist is important in telling a good story. (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 09:19:19 pm EDT
    - Re: I'm pleased there was a clever trick to resolve things in the end. That last twist is important in telling a good story. · Alex Thankyou Dad · Sat Nov 14, 2009 at 10:28:39 am EST
      - You are welcome. Next? (no text) · HH · Sat Nov 14, 2009 at 10:47:12 am EST
  - Smashing Pumpkins has never been so entertaining as it was here. Good job. (no text) · killer shrike · Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 03:03:23 pm EDT