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Manga Shoggoth

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The Hooded Hood

Subj: Puns? Making puns on a title like that would leave me feeling a right... oh.... never mind.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 05:51:08 am EDT (Viewed 440 times)
Reply Subj: Saving the Future – Part 25: Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 at 06:48:50 am EDT (Viewed 1 times)


>     The loathsome elder being looked up from snuffling carved stonework older then the Earth. “Puns?” he responded. “Humorous linguistic congruities with conjoined associative relative values juxtaposed for the purposes of social cognitive bonding? I like the sound of that.”

Better than a theatre of lexicography...

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“We are?” the Shoggoth puzzled. “I thought we were in the dimensions coterminous with the arctic zone of Earth’s late human era?”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“She means they can hear our report back in the Ops Room,” Yuki translated. “Hey, what do you mean, ‘late’ human era?”

Ah. The joys of being completely multidimensional...

>     The Ghost Taxi followed him at a discrete distance, reporting back on his progress.

With the meter running, no doubt.

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“And second,” went on Ronnie, “we were wondering if anyone minded if we kept some of those sugar sachets from the helicarrier mess hall, the ones with the cool SPUD logo on. And third, we wanted to know if anyone had figured why Mr Spooky would zap us through a portal to the Lair Mansion to get us tied up in all of this. And fourthly we wondered why there were so many people on board the carrier now who aren’t really people at all?”

There's a very thin line between genius amd insanity.

>     The electricity spiked through his body as his hand passed through the insubstantial boy to the live power feed Griffin was concealing inside himself. Before Kara could react with her omni-diode ray, Samantha Featherstone dropped out of the shadows and disabled her with a neck pinch.

Now, there's a down to earth solution...

>     The Space Fandom that had replaced Kerry Shepherdson had all her memories and all her abilities. Now it had been triggered and come to a full realisation that it was an impostor and knew what it had to do, killing the mortals seemed easy given the power at its command.

Purely out of interest, what would happen to a Space Fandom trying this on the Shoggoth?

>     Galaxies away in the Great Webhall of the Z’Sox Guildmistresses an interesting legal point was being debated.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“According to cussstom and practisse of accepted galactic lawssss, a planet is consssidered abandoned if it has lessss than one hundred of itssss dominant ssspeciesss remaining in resssidence… How many humansssss remain on Sol III right now…?”

Oooh. Interesting.







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