Dracula: "That's it, the votes are in and it's official. We're on strike! Let's teach those fat cats a lesson they won't soon forget!"

Wolfman: "Man, I hope this works out better for us than it did for the writers."

Dracula: "Jeez, don't be such a wimp. What scab would dare cross our picket-line? We can't possibly lose!"

Daily Variety Headline, following morning: Universal Announces all CGI revamp of Classic Horror Franchises

The Mummy: "Huh. You think I would have seen that coming."