Subj: Here's a fewPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 04:15:23 pm EDT
| Reply Subj: If like me you are finding that the current Saving the Future mystery is driving you crazy then this night help you concentrate on something else before you go insane waiting for the next chapter...
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 01:41:07 pm EDT |
> You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the inside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
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> The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
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> What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
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> You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
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> What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die?
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> An electric train is travelling north at 100mph. The wind is blowingin an easterly direction at 25mph. Which way is the smoke from the train blowing?
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> A cock lays an egg right at the border between France and Spain. Both countries are argueing who will get it. Who has the right?
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> Last week I went to York, the traffic was OK and the journey took 2 and a half hours. On my return, the traffic was similar, but I made it back in 150 minutes. How come?
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> A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on Wednesday. How does this happen?
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> Until I am measured
> I am not known
> Yet how you miss me
> When I have flown
> What am I?
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> When set loose
> I fly away
> Never so cursed as when I go astray
> What am I?
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> Each morning I appear to lie at your feet,
> All day I will follow no matter how fast you run,
> Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
> What am I?
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> You heard me before,
> Yet you hear me again,
> Then I die
> Till I call me again.
> What am I?
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> All about but cannot be seen
> Can be captured, cannot be held
> No throat, but can be heard.
> What am I?
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> A big boss had a brother who died. What relation was the big boss to the brother who died? (brother isn't the answer)
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> What English word can have four of it's five letters removed and still retain its origional pronounciation?
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> Jacks mother had four children. The first was called North, the second was called South, and the third was called South. What was the fourth called?
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> I'm sitting at a table. Ten flies land on it. With one swot I kill three flies. How many flies are left on the table?
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I'm guessing none, since they'd fly away.
Okay, I'm out of time for now. I'll come back to the rest later.
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