Tales of the Parodyverse - Better than sand in your hat

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Subj: Better than sand in your hat
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:32:11 pm EDT

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> So Koo Koo Ka Chu is looking to take over the world through tourism, eh? I wonder who had the idea first, Egypt or France?

Since I made up both plots, it was probably me.

> As I recall back during the World Tour the French had something involving tourism fueling some demonic pact to bring prosperity to the country, as well as reset it when it inevitably gets blown up or conquered.

Indeed. That was why Mumphrey nuked them. Well, one reason.

> Regret only able to tell the truth is interesting. I think she'll quickly adapt since telling the truth can easily lead to causing more harm. It's why the Hood always speaks the truth I think. That and it's classy.

It's only a temporary condition for Regret, alas. The Hood uses the truth as a weapon and a snare, like the devil.

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Tom Black #5: Undesirable Alien · Occult espionage and international intrigue from... the Hooded Hood · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 06:22:04 pm EDT
- I dont think Tom is that undesirable really. In fact he's fairly hot. (no text) · Dancer knows how to pick them · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 09:00:28 am EDT
  - But pick what, that's the question (no text) · HH isn't starting that argument again, though. · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:44:17 pm EDT
- Tom Black #6: The Dreaming Sands · More moral ambiguity from... the Hooded Hood · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 12:19:30 pm EDT
  - Oh well... · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 09:54:10 am EDT
    - Re: Oh well... · HH · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:43:16 pm EDT
  - I love the adventures of Vinnie. He should join the LL. (no text) · Dancer. · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 09:00:22 am EDT
    - Or not. (no text) · HH · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:44:30 pm EDT
  - I hate sand in my shoes · Hatman · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 12:02:45 pm EDT
    - Better than sand in your hat · HH · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:32:11 pm EDT
  - Usually the only thing I bring back from vacations are lousy T-shirts... · Visionary · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 11:49:59 pm EDT
    - Better than fungal infections. · HH · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 11:41:21 am EDT
  - Fun on two fronts ... · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:32:42 pm EDT
    - Jenna Jameson? · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 05:52:18 pm EDT
      - Not anymore (no text) · killer shrike has seen recent photos and thinks she could be a living mummy herself · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 08:03:57 pm EDT
        
        Seriously. She looks older than Nina Hartley now. :( (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 11:00:30 pm EDT
        
        I thought you liked older women? (no text) · HH · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 11:36:56 am EDT
        
        I like older women who haven't undergone enough plastic surgery to look like characters from a sci-fi film. (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 02:30:19 pm EDT
        
        I thought you liked sci fi films? (no text) · Hatman · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 04:35:13 pm EDT
        
        Then we may have a role for her in our very next issue. (no text) · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 08:51:30 pm EDT
  - Yeah...definitely in big trouble. · Anime Jason · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:29:48 pm EDT
    - Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 06:01:01 pm EDT
      - Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 09:54:01 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 11:30:07 am EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 02:19:24 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:42:24 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 02:12:42 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:35:57 am EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 11:38:05 am EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:12:25 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:31:24 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:50:38 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · Anime Jason · Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 06:25:45 pm EDT
        
        Re: Tom or Vinnie? · HH · Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 06:35:33 pm EDT
  - Very interesting. (no text) · Rhiannon · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 01:27:30 pm EDT
    - Yes. I heard you reading it. (no text) · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:01:18 pm EDT
  - We definitely need to see a DeSoth family reunion at some point · killer shrike · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 12:59:45 pm EDT
    - Agreed. · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:06:22 pm EDT
- There are easier ways of avoiding T5... (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 10:04:37 am EDT
  - Whatever T5 is. (no text) · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 11:14:41 am EDT
    - Heathrow, Terminal 5. 'Nuff said. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 05:19:17 pm EDT
      - I think that place might need Vinnie to exorcise it. (no text) · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 06:02:32 pm EDT
- Then? I really like the quality of this but I also really don't like the length. (no text) · Rhiannon · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 01:13:59 pm EDT
  - It's the full length of all the other chapters in this series, around 2700 words. (no text) · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:33:15 pm EDT
- Well, I'm no longer conflicted over whether to like Tom or not (no text) · Hatman · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:01:24 am EDT
  - So you like him? (no text) · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:19:58 pm EDT
- I don't think he was a smart-ass. I think he needed to be ruder. (no text) · champagne · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:33:24 pm EDT
  - Your mileage may vary. (no text) · HH notes the differing views and will refer them on to Tom · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:40:47 pm EDT
- Underhanded intrigue, with some characters I hadn't expected to see again. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:00:10 pm EDT
  - I keep meaning to stop using characters where I need to negotiate my plots but I consistently backslide. (no text) · HH · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:08:25 pm EDT
- Wow, he turned into a jerk... [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 08:10:25 pm EDT
  - Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH with some defence · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:13:36 pm EDT
    - Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Visionary · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 12:37:25 pm EDT
      - Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:38:01 pm EDT
      - Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 01:12:02 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:39:24 pm EDT
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Visionary · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 07:18:15 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:40:29 pm EDT
    - Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 11:25:10 pm EDT
      - Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 11:57:47 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 01:02:43 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 07:41:45 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 08:37:09 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:31:50 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:17:07 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 11:14:12 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 12:50:25 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 11:18:49 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 01:59:10 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 01:37:12 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 02:04:18 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:45:40 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 11:29:42 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:18:58 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 08:35:41 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:56:14 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 06:22:36 pm EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 12:45:11 am EDT
        
        Re: Turned into? [Spoilers] · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 07:42:25 am EDT
- You know, Regret could do to be a little less demure.... · killer shrike · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 07:32:42 pm EDT
  - I'm still waiting for that pic Dancer promised me about two years ago. · HH · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 07:45:37 pm EDT
    - I'm sure of you twisted Vizh's arm he could be persuaded to draw one · killer shrike · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 07:56:19 pm EDT
      - But Vizh only draws pictures of hot female characters who don't wear... hmm. Point. · HH · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:19:15 pm EDT
- I can't understand why he doesn't make more friends... · Visionary · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 07:04:22 pm EDT
  - Perhaps he's just misunderstood? · HH · Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 07:35:30 pm EDT
    - If so, he may want to hire someone who isn't from hell to serve as an interpreter for him... · Visionary · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 08:03:43 pm EDT
      - Roni Y. Avis? · HH · Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 10:49:00 pm EDT