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Reply Subj: QORN: Easy Answers... Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 01:11:14 am EDT (Viewed 383 times) | |||||||
Trying to give them all (fairly) mundane jobs: Visionary would be working in the human resources department of some giant, faceless corporation... definitely stuck in middle-management. Epitome would be a hired gun efficiency expert/consultant, the kind brought in to show companies how to reorganize, who to fire, and how to maximize profits. CSFB would be a talent agent representing a crazy assortment of clients, from child actors, to trained animals, to vaudeville acts, to porn stars. Al B. Harper would oversee new flavor testing for Ben and Jerry's. Yuki would be a star race car driver with a lot of cover spreads even though she's never finished a race due to totaling her car each time. Hatman would be the foreman on massive engineering projects... New bridges, dams, the world's tallest building... that kind of thing. Every attempt to think of a depowered Shoggoth hurts my brain. Dancer would be a librarian at the municipal library, and the Librarian would dance on Broadway. Just because the Parodyverse is like that. | |||||||
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