> "They look just like the elf-boys that Fred Perry draws in his porn comics," Glitch beamed at the trio of young Caphan men, barely clad in loincloths and barely of age to be considered adults in their society.
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> "They're of prime breeding stock," the newly minted slave-mistress patted the buttocks of her chattel. Women had only recently been granted the right to own male slaves on Caph, but already the free market was starting to expand, to fill in the freshly-created gaps in supply and demand.
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> "Even if I was capable of reproducing with organic men, that's not really what I'm in the market for," Glitch winced, as she struggled to explain. "I'm more interested in ... renting than buying. Don't you have a program like NetFlix, where you send me one, and I could keep him until I was done playing with him, and then send me the next one as soon as I send him back?"
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> "Ah," the older Caphan woman smirked appreciatively. "Even though the law has only just been changed, you're not the first lady to inquire about acquiring her own pleasure-harem. Unfortunately, the males of our society are slow to embrace change, which is why young bucks like these," here, she swatted one of the young Caphan men across the buttocks, "are at a premium, especially considering their ... untouched status."
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> Glitch's optic lenses widened with excitement. "You mean ..."
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> "They are virgins," the slave-mistress confirmed, "although they have already been well-trained in the arts of oral pleasure, and unlike most older men, they are eager to learn ... and to serve." She shrugged. "I suspect this will become a generational divide in the male mentality, in the years to come ..."
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> "That's all well and good," Glitch cleared her vocal chords with a cough, "but I can't be expected commit to a purchase unless I can get a better look at the merchandise."
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> "My lady is a discriminating consumer," the slave-mistress tilted her head deferentially. "You may examine the wares, as long as their ... pristine condition is preserved."
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> Glitch dropped to her knees with a grin, and picked the young Caphan man with the most promising bulge in his loincloth. His oiled green body was muscular yet lean, and his facial features were handsome but almost feminine, as he bit his lower lip in anticipation of his inspection, by the strangely attractive mechanical woman who might become his next slave-mistress.
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> "Oh, wow," Glitch gushed, as she tore off his loincloth with a tug. "Interracial porn was right! Organic boys really do come in different colors down there! They're like iMacs!" She frowned as she hefted his growing hardness in her palm. "Still ... it's a lot smaller and softer than a comparable Cybertronian model," she appraised, as her thoughts drifted to a differently-colored boy, one with caramel skin and Al B. Harper for a father. "Oh, well," she shrugged. "Let's see how you handle ..."
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- #325: Untold Tales of the Parodyverse: On The Return of the Junior Lair Legion (and on the Return of Caph) - Parts One to Five · The Hooded Hood will keep these coming daily IF people keep replying · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 10:36:45 am EDT
- Really liking this. Do more. Much more. (no text) · Dancer. · Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 04:50:56 pm EDT
- Such thoughtful conversations... I'm glad Space Ghost was never around to teach them how to behave at a party. · Visionary · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 06:54:37 pm EDT
- Nice stuff, however I have the CD now, so my attention is going to be elsewhere for a while. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 05:18:08 pm EDT
- It's good to see everyone getting their moments to make progress. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 05:11:51 pm EDT
- Eating, eh? That can't be good. · Anime Jason · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 03:53:13 pm EDT
- I'm not actually away from ALL computers... · Hatman · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:07:27 pm EDT
- It's Dawson's Creek- IN SPAAAACE! · killer shrike comments on Part Five · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:30:53 pm EDT
- I really enjoy these charactery bits. (no text) · Rhiannon · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:49:19 pm EDT
- I thought so far the party chapter was rather tame for Caph... · Hatman · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:40:34 am EDT
- Nice Banner... · Manga Shoggoth · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 06:23:38 am EDT
- Mmm. Untold Taley goodness in bite-sized portions. And no calories! :-) · Dancer likes the funny stuff and the romantic stuff. Do lots. · Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 04:51:09 am EDT
- To be fair, how many years has it been since the Juniors asked me anything, let alone permission? · Visionary · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 06:00:15 pm EDT
- Coming up next: Glitch explores Caphan culture in her own way. [Spoilers] · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 03:02:24 pm EDT
- That brings to mind a somewhat scary thought... · Anime Jason · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 02:00:58 pm EDT
- Part Four comments [Spoilers] · killer shrike · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 12:40:26 pm EDT
- Why do I get the feeling that something bad's going to happen? · Rhiannon · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 12:32:15 pm EDT
- This is really brilliant, I'm sorry I'm late (no text) · Rhiannon · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 12:14:56 pm EDT
- Sorry I'm late... · Anime Jason · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 04:29:29 pm EDT
- Having children is simpler when other people raise them. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 03:04:48 pm EDT
- Oh well. It gives me something to look forward to... · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 12:32:24 pm EDT
- The explosions? · HH · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 03:13:47 pm EDT
- Nope. · Manga Shoggoth · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 05:15:57 am EDT
- Re: Nope. · HH · Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 06:47:30 pm EDT
- Things are moving along at a brisk pace (no text) · killer shrike · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 10:15:21 am EDT
- See, I *like* the occaisional sweet and happy chapter... · Visionary · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 08:52:47 am EDT
- Ah. The Peter Principle at work... · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 06:49:22 am EDT
- Don't they have the old "Birds of a feather" saying on her planet? · Visionary · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 07:04:27 pm EDT
- Guess it's time to sublet the apartment and move into larger lodgings (no text) · Hatman · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 03:42:17 pm EDT
- Setting aside the specific issues she has with her own people ... [Spoilers] · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 03:12:33 pm EDT
- It's interesting to look at the Caph invasion from this viewpoint. (no text) · Rhiannon · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 02:23:52 pm EDT
- I'm both working on the board software AND replying. · Anime Jason · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 02:05:44 pm EDT
- Part Two comment: a fine conversation between two formerly disgraced alien warlords (no text) · killer shrike · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 12:47:30 pm EDT
- The starship around the planet reminds me of The Authority for some reason... (no text) · jack · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 11:18:44 am EDT
- ICH MUSS MEHR GESCHICHTE HABEN ODER ICH SCHREIE!!! (no text) · VERÄRGERTER DEUTCHER JUNGE (do yourself a favor and count this response; you've already seen how pissed he gets in videos) · Tue Mar 11, 2008 at 04:05:30 am EDT
- Assuming you actually keep your word, instead of staying consistent to your character by being a lying liar, I look forward to more light-hearted storytelling. :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 08:49:22 pm EDT
- One thing you can say about planets: They're very punctual. · Visionary · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 06:28:23 pm EDT
- Good start (no text) · killer shrike · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 02:10:57 pm EDT
- The return to what? · Anime Jason · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 12:29:56 pm EDT
- The joke · HH · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 04:11:40 pm EDT
- Very funny. There haven't been enough funny stories on the Parodyverse lately. (no text) · Rhiannon · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 12:11:30 pm EDT
- Nice to catch up with the kids. Though I doubt these next few chapters will be nice to them. (no text) · Hatman · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 12:01:47 pm EDT
- Just passin' through... · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 10:53:10 am EDT
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