> Batman: Dick, have some popcorn.... that's right, buttery, delicious popped corn... the ones in the bottom of the bag are the TASTIEST! Reach, Robin, reach!
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> Robin: Well, okay, I was trying to stick to my diet, but if you insist I guess I can--.... oh no. Bruce, you're doing....
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> Batman: Ohhh yeah... REACH!! Mmmn...
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> Robin: ... You're doing the "popcorn trick" again, aren't you?
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> Batman: Yessss... uh, no. Hehehe.... Awww, c'mon Dick, it was just a joke!
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> Wonder-Twin (or whoever is in the red wetsuit and blue panties): Hey look, we dun run over some varmint, hyuck!
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> Baron Zemo: ... you fool.... it is me, zerr greatest war-criminal alive, Baron Helmut Von Zemo!!
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> Wonder-Twin: Hey I think der durn thing's gurglin' blood. Ah'm a put it out of its durn misery!
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> Superboy: Hey girlie, wanna try Daddy's stick-shift?
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> Wonder-Girl (or whoever that woman is): We're parked... Why would I wanna switch gears?
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> Superboy: Haha, who said anything about driving?
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> Ghost-Rider: Ready to ride, pardnah? We're two bad mofo's ready to tear these streets apart!!
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> Wolverine: Shut up, Nic Cage. You're not fooling ANYBODY!!!
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> Ghost-Rider: Yeah, well.... well ... YOUR ORIGIN IS CONVOLUTED AND MAKES NO SENSE!!! *sob*
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> Wolverine: Ah come 'ere darlin'. Didn't mean to upset ya... Now reach into this popcorn box and pull out some delicious, buttery popped corn fer ole Logan, wouldja? Hehehe....
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