I recently watched Peter Jackson's excellent adaptation of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again (yes, I know, it leaves out Tom Bombadil, but Spider-Man didn't have organic webshooters in the comics, and the first two movies by Sam Raimi were still awesome, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, purists), and after spending the past few years being bombarded with Internet porn of all the pretty and/or rugged male characters - typically slashing Aragorn with Legolas, or even Frodo with Sam - I was almost starting to buy into the online hivemind consensus that the only porn-worthy female characters were Arwen and Eowyn, but my repeat viewings of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the King reminded me that I was very wrong indeed.
Sarah McLeod played Rosie Cotton, Sam's love interest, and she made Hobbits sexier than they have any right to be. As such, I'm asking you, my fellow perverts, to supply me with decent images of Sarah as Rosie, so that I might supply them to an erotic fan artist, to commission them to produce some Rule 34 of the most underappreciated gal in Middle-Earth.
