So you're in a universe of weird scientists and second-rate superheroes and you want to get your oscillator-etherscope spare parts to the astral plane, on deadline and under budget. Obviously there's got to be organisations dedicated to subspace, inter-reality, alternate-consciousness, and temporal travel, right? People that do deliveries? But don't pick one of those big slick multinationals like Interdimensional Travel Corp, or some hoodoo outfit using stolen tech or shoddy magic. Why not choose a slightly seedy but far more cutting-edge outfit who don't just push the borders of human knowledge, they disprove them? They called Dr Hal B. Harker mad - but he has a certificate to prove that's not the case any more. Join him and his let's-call-them-a-team on a freewheeling adventure that bounces round the edges of the multiverse, in I.A. Watson's new novel THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL TRANSPORT COMPANY, available now from Chillwater Press in print and kindle editions. Cover art by Adam Diller "The Transdimensional Travel Company" ISBN-10: 1502730502 ISBN-13: 978-1502730503 Published by Chillwater Press Release date: December 2014 Print Edition $13.50 Kindle Edition $2.99

... It was my Uncle's funeral today (he died about two weeks ago). This involved driving to Leicester and back, plus fielding a very early morning. The traffic wasn't quite as bad as anticipated, but we arrived with not quite enough time to get something to eat and drink.

We were better off than his son, who was supposed to be a bearer and speak in the service, but ended up stuck on the M25.

However seeing this on offer has cheered me up no end. Thanks Ian.

Ouch. I once got stopped for speeding on the way to a funeral that I was conducting. Fortunately I made my Fast Talk die roll and got a police escort to the church (and a ticket).




You're welcome. More sort-of-PV stuff planned for 2015, work permitting. Next up is probably VINNIE DE SOTH, JOBBING OCCULtIST, and then it's a toss-up between another Mumph outing or PREMIUM DELIVERY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH. Before that there's a two-volume ST GEORGE AND the DRAGON to get out, plus whatever other publishers of my work decide to get in print; there are one novel, five novellas, and about ten short stories somewhere in the system.

I actually read the bill, btw. Abyssal Static Filtering is the most expensive line item!

As I'm sure Liu Xi will tell you, keeping those demonic entities out is a time-consurming and costly business. Unless you hire Vinnie.

And another detail: the invoice is to Agatha Harrow, which is what a certain elderly witch is called in the published Mumphrey Wilton volume.