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Subject: Fill In the Blanks: a brief Lair Legion adventure Posted Sun Dec 12, 2010 at 12:31:36 am EST (Viewed 12 times) |
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Yuki: Red alert everyone! We’re under attack. It’s the _________!!! Ham-Boy: The what? Why did you say _________? Hatman: Never mind that. Watch out for incoming _________! CSFB!: Aw, we can deal with those. My _________ is _________ than that. Citizen Z: As if you don’t keep showing us. But what's with these __________ pauses? Yuki: I told you. The _______’s attacking. His power is to make ________ appear when he ________. Shoggoth: Don’t all humans do that? Al B.: Looks like he’s using some kind of infra-lingual multi-concept transfer device that enable a conceptual buffer shunt to the ____________. Silicone Sally: Oh, thank you, __________! Now when I kick your butt I’ll do it more __________. Vizh, rushing up: What’s going on. I was in the ________ and suddenly the __________ went off. With a _________. I completely dropped the _________. Vinnie De Soth: I am so glad he never got to fill in the _________ in that sentence. Liu Xi: Never mind Vizh’s ____________. We can deal with that later. Sally: And laugh. Liu Xi: But right now, the __________ is trapping us by ________ with his ________. Alcheman: Never fear! All I need to do is touch my ________ and I can ________ him! Sir Mumphrey: Not with ladies present, you won’t sirrah! Alcheman: No, I didn’t say _________. I said ____________. Hatman: The ___________ is trying to turn us against each other using his ___________ powers. We have to be __________ than that! CSFB: Hey, I know I am. Okay, cover me, I’m going to ________. Goldeneyed: Is that legal in Paradopolis? Vizh: I’m pretty sure Lisa will have done it anyway. Vinnie: Look out. We’re getting __________ by the ___________ again! More than once! The Shoggoth: Don’t humans do that all the time too? Sir Mumphrey: This is deuced __________! It’s time somebody ________ that _______ a damn good __________! Yuki: But how? Every time we try to ________ we get ___________. It’s getting a bit ________. Vizh: That’s why we pay the Laundry of Doom. Now come on, somebody ________ the ________ before we ________ to the end of the __________. Hatman: You got it, o glorious _____________. Lair Legion, ___________! Citizen Z: Must we? Can’t we ________ the __________ first? Liu Xi: How can we beat a villain who can ________ everything we try? There must be some __________ we can __________. Al B: Maybe we should have recruited that mime after all? He was pretty eager to _______ his _________ if only Vizh would have let him __________. G-Eyed: We need to have some standards. Okay, how about if I __________ and you guys _________? Alcheman: That sounds like a good plan if only we knew what ________ and ________ were. Silicone Sally: I’m pretty sure I know what ___________ is. Ham-Boy: Even in the middle of a life and ________ tussle with evil she can still use her powers of innuendo! CSFB: Okay, I got this figured now. All I need to do is Vizh: Is what? Oh, I see! We just Lair Legion: The ________: Stop it! You have to ________ or I can’t __________ and then you just __________! Lair Legion: The ________: Ouch! Don’t hit me in the ________. That’s _________ and ________ _________! OUCH! Yuki: Heh. The __________: Can I have an ambulance now? I think I ruptured my ___________. Alcheman: Another criminal brought to justice. A good days work. Silicone Sally: Yeah, yeah. So now do we ________? Original concepts, characters, and situations copyright © 2010 reserved by Ian Watson. Other Parodyverse characters copyright © 2010 to their creators. The use of characters and situations reminiscent of other popular works do not constitute a challenge to the copyrights or trademarks of those works. The right of Ian Watson to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the UK Copyright, Designs & Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved. | |
killer shrike enjoyed it despite their absence |
Subject: You know what this story needed? Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Sommers [Re: The Hooded Hood] Posted Sun Dec 12, 2010 at 08:13:16 am EST (Viewed 1 times) |
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Subject: Good stuff, so long as you aren't paid by the word. [Re: The Hooded Hood] Posted Sun Dec 12, 2010 at 09:03:51 am EST (Viewed 679 times) |
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And we haven't accepted mimes around here since the days of spiffy and Starseed. Have to have some standards, you know. | |
Anime Jason Owner Location: Here Member Since: Sun Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 2,834 |
Subject: What a _______ adventure! [Re: The Hooded Hood] Posted Sun Dec 12, 2010 at 11:16:15 pm EST (Viewed 630 times) |
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HH |
Subject: I thought it more _________ myself. [Re: Anime Jason] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 04:31:48 pm EST |
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HH assumes some American cultural reference |
Subject: If I knew who they were I might have considered it. [Re: killer shrike enjoyed it despite their absence] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 04:33:05 pm EST |
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HH |
Subject: Paid? [Re: Visionary] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 04:34:24 pm EST (Viewed 1 times) |
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Quote: And we haven't accepted mimes around here since the days of spiffy and Starseed. Have to have some standards, you know.That's why I had long-serving, traditionalist Vizh make the call. | |
HH |
Subject: Paid? [Re: Visionary] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 04:41:54 pm EST (Viewed 2 times) |
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Quote: And we haven't accepted mimes around here since the days of spiffy and Starseed. Have to have some standards, you know.That's why I had long-serving, traditionalist Vizh make the call. | |
killer shrike says it was much better than it sounds |
Subject: They were celebrity panelists on a 70s era game show called Match Game, where contestants had to come up with the same words to complete sentences the panel did [Re: HH assumes some American cultural reference] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 05:25:27 pm EST |
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HH never actually watched "Blankety-Blank" but his granny did. |
Subject: We had a similar show here with a sillier name [Re: killer shrike says it was much better than it sounds] Posted Wed Dec 15, 2010 at 11:16:07 pm EST |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: This actually reminds me of our war against the Auto-Censor on the original InsideTheWeb boards. :) [Re: The Hooded Hood] Posted Thu Dec 16, 2010 at 01:32:19 am EST (Viewed 548 times) |
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WGMY 104.1 eagerly awaits part two: Quest For The Chequebook And Pen Member Since: Thu Nov 18, 2010 Posts: 281 |
Subject: The spirit of Les Dawson lives on. [Re: The Hooded Hood] Posted Thu Dec 16, 2010 at 12:10:36 pm EST (Viewed 550 times) |
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