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Subject: It's good to see that at least one major academic institution is taking zombie attacks seriously. Posted Sat Oct 03, 2009 at 05:17:26 am EDT (Viewed 8 times) |
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Hre's a link to the University of Florida's Zombie Attack Emergency Plan: http://docs.google.com/gview?a=v&q=cache:MrDhr6ceHHcJ:https://lss.at.ufl.edu/services/reports/cms/zbsd_exercise.pdf+zombie+site:ufl.edu&hl=en&gl=us&sig=AFQjCNHkErftZi4AI8DUkHL4I1Vg8Syw0g&pli=1 | |
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Subject: Replace "zombie" with "Lutheran" and Boston College followed the same protocols [Re: HH] Posted Sat Oct 03, 2009 at 11:20:42 am EDT (Viewed 1 times) |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: I remember when vampires and zombies used to be a relatively underground genre (pardon the pun), rather than governed by mainstream culture. [Re: HH] Posted Tue Oct 06, 2009 at 09:49:30 pm EDT (Viewed 319 times) |
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Visionary enjoys |
Subject: "I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?" [Re: HH] Posted Tue Oct 20, 2009 at 03:38:09 pm EDT |
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Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been? Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now I really wish you’d let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns And then you’ll have to make the call I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough You never had the head for all that "bigger picture" stuff But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up I know we’ll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we’ll table this for now I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time, I know we’re all busy as hell And we’ll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains Listen and download from the great Jonathon Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains |