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    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can’t even see the point of it,” grumbled Sir Mumphrey Wilton. “Dashed inconvenient.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“It’s a portrait,” Asil Ashling answered reasonably. “For posterity.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Posterity be deuced!” objected the eccentric Englishman. “I don’t have time to stand around posing for some effete artist to try and catch my likeness in oils. Things to do. People to see.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I’m your amanuensis,” Asil reminded her employer. “I keep your diary. You have a completely free day.” She smiled at the grumpy old man. “You retired, remember?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Got to see the groundskeeper about those squirrels,” muttered Sir Mumphrey. “And talk to cook.” He caught Asil expression. “Not about the squirrels.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh good,” Asil told him. “I was worried for a moment. But the fact is you have plenty of time to have your portrait done. And it’s traditional for the members of the Lair Legion, especially their leaders, to have their pictures put up in the Lair Mansion. You like tradition.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Photos,” Mumphrey countered. “Splendid invention.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“”We all thought you needed to be done in oils,” Asil responded. “Even Mr Garrick. He was quite fervent about it.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Nobody’ll ever look at the pictures anyway. Not relevant.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s not true. Lots of people peek under the brown paper to look at Lisa’s portrait. And CSFB! is always adding little bits to his own picture. And the books shown in the Librarian’s image change every two weeks.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Lair Legion should spend less time posing for artists and more time smiting the ungodly,” Sir Mumphrey grouched.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“They do,” Asil countered. “I bet right now they’re out there smiting like mad. But you retired.”

    Mumphrey glared over at the worried-looking artist in the corner. The man took cover behind his easel. “Who is this chappie anyhow?” he demanded.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“He came highly recommended. Lisa said he was very vigorous in his strokes.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Speak up, sirrah!” Mumphrey demanded of the unfortunate man. “What have you to say for yourself, dammit?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Um…” swallowed the artist, “I like the interplay of light and shadow in your drawing room?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“What sort of experience do you have?” Asil asked him. “Apart from the big doody-head.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Er, I mostly do graphic conceptual art for, er, video games. Heroic video games. And I do lots of free art for the web. Girls mostly. Superhero girls.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“I see,” said Asil. “Video games and mostly girls. And that’s why Nats recommended you, is it?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes. And Dancer recommended me too, because… er, she said I looked like I needed the money. I was in this café, see, and this waitress was trying to convince me to put her in a video game and I…”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Horse,” said Mumphrey.

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“The artist swallowed hard. “I beg your pardon?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Horse,” repeated the eccentric Englishman. “Or hounds.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sir Mumphrey means that traditionally an English gentleman is pictured with his horse or dogs,” Asil translated. “Can you do horses and dogs?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“If I have to,” admitted the artist. “But, um, really I was just commissioned to do Sir Mumphrey. And not like I had to do Miss Waltz.”

    Asil frowned. “Never mind the doody-head. Sir Mumphrey is a great man.” That comment led her to another thought. “Did you do Visionary?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Visionary?” the artist echoed. “Is he one of the Legion? I vaguely remember…”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“He is a Great Man too!” insisted Asil. “He is firm of chin and bright of eye and…” She trailed off as she realised she was describing one of Sir Mumphrey’s hounds.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh, that fake man?” the artist suddenly remembered. “No, I wasn’t allowed near him. He wanted to have some kind of computer generated graphic of him done.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hallie did him?” Asil realised. “Oh, that’s wonderful! And he’s real, dammit.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well, if that’s all settled I’ll be off then,” cut in Sir Mumphrey. “Nice meeting you, whoever you are artist fellow, but I need to take a look at the mowing in the north meadow and…”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sir Mumphrey Wilton!” scolded Asil Ashling, “You stay right where you are and get painted. You know very well that you have all the time in the world for this. You could make time if you had to.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“But…” began Mumphrey before he caught Asil’s glare. “Very well, Miss Ashling. As you require.”

    Asil turned to the artist with a look of triumph. “There you are. Sir Mumphrey is ready. He is completely devoid of extraneous horses or dogs. He is wearing his second-best waistcoat and he has brushed breakfast out of his whiskers. Also there is a pleasant interplay of light and shadow in the drawing room. You can start.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Er, right,” agreed the hapless artist. “Is he going to, um, keep staring at me like that?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s not Sir Mumphrey staring,” Asil assured him. “Believe me, you’d know if he was staring.”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Waste of energy,” muttered Sir Mumphrey in the background. “Can’t see what all the fuss is about? And why does it have to be just me in the picture? Not done. Egotistical. Nobody to talk to.”

    Asil laughed. “Fine, you old grump!” she told him. She came over and stood next to the eccentric Englishman. “There, now we can both have our pictures painted. Will that satisfy you?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Better,” agreed Sir Mumphrey, mollified. He barked at the artist. “Well come on then, chappie. Get on with it!”

    Asil smiled again and began counting under her breath. She estimated that by the time she got to five hundred Sir Mumphrey would be sufficiently irritated that he’d be ready to come out of retirement and go smite the ungodly once more just to get out of posing.

    She hoped this artist would work fast, whoever he was.

    She had the Legion recruitment forms in her pocket.




Artwork by Visionary; this story is dedicated to him in thanks


Original concepts, characters, and situations copyright © 2009 reserved by Ian Watson. Other Parodyverse characters copyright © 2009 to their creators. The use of characters and situations reminiscent of other popular works do not constitute a challenge to the copyrights or trademarks of those works. The right of Ian Watson to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the UK Copyright, Designs & Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved.





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But I can't see the massive plot and horrible threat. You never do stories without them.




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...but instead he likes photos better.

Though he does kind of have a point, since the painter could have duplicated a photo he took of Mumph instead.






Al B. Harper applauds the banner and story



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can’t even see the point of it,” grumbled Sir Mumphrey Wilton. “Dashed inconvenient.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“It’s a portrait,” Asil Ashling answered reasonably. “For posterity.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Posterity be deuced!” objected the eccentric Englishman. “I don’t have time to stand around posing for some effete artist to try and catch my likeness in oils. Things to do. People to see.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“I’m your amanuensis,” Asil reminded her employer. “I keep your diary. You have a completely free day.” She smiled at the grumpy old man. “You retired, remember?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Got to see the groundskeeper about those squirrels,” muttered Sir Mumphrey. “And talk to cook.” He caught Asil expression. “Not about the squirrels.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh good,” Asil told him. “I was worried for a moment. But the fact is you have plenty of time to have your portrait done. And it’s traditional for the members of the Lair Legion, especially their leaders, to have their pictures put up in the Lair Mansion. You like tradition.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Photos,” Mumphrey countered. “Splendid invention.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“”We all thought you needed to be done in oils,” Asil responded. “Even Mr Garrick. He was quite fervent about it.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Nobody’ll ever look at the pictures anyway. Not relevant.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s not true. Lots of people peek under the brown paper to look at Lisa’s portrait. And CSFB! is always adding little bits to his own picture. And the books shown in the Librarian’s image change every two weeks.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Lair Legion should spend less time posing for artists and more time smiting the ungodly,” Sir Mumphrey grouched.



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“They do,” Asil countered. “I bet right now they’re out there smiting like mad. But you retired.”



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        Mumphrey glared over at the worried-looking artist in the corner. The man took cover behind his easel. “Who is this chappie anyhow?” he demanded.



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“He came highly recommended. Lisa said he was very vigorous in his strokes.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Speak up, sirrah!” Mumphrey demanded of the unfortunate man. “What have you to say for yourself, dammit?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Um…” swallowed the artist, “I like the interplay of light and show in your drawing room?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“What sort of experience do you have?” Asil asked him. “Apart from the big doody-head.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Er, I mostly do graphic conceptual art for, er, video games. Heroic video games. And I do lots of free art for the web. Girls mostly. Superhero girls.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“I see,” said Asil. “Video games and mostly girls. And that’s why Nats recommended you, is it?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes. And Dancer recommended me too, because… er, she said I looked like I needed the money. I was in this café, see, and this waitress was trying to convince me to put her in a video game and I…”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Horse,” said Mumphrey.



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“The artist swallowed hard. “I beg your pardon?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Horse,” repeated the eccentric Englishman. “Or hounds.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sir Mumphrey means that traditionally an English gentleman is pictured with his horse or dogs,” Asil translated. “Can you do horses and dogs?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“If I have to,” admitted the artist. “But, um, really I was just commissioned to do Sir Mumphrey. And not like I had to do Miss Waltz.”



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        Asil frowned. “Never mind the doody-head. Sir Mumphrey is a great man.” That comment led her to another thought. “Did you do Visionary?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Visionary?” the artist echoed. “Is he one of the Legion? I vaguely remember…”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“He is a Great Man too!” insisted Asil. “He is firm of chin and bright of eye and…” She trailed off as she realised she was describing one of Sir Mumphrey’s hounds.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh, that fake man?” the artist suddenly remembered. “No, I wasn’t allowed near him. He wanted to have some kind of computer generated graphic of him done.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hallie did him?” Asil realised. “Oh, that’s wonderful! And he’s real, dammit.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well, if that’s all settled I’ll be off then,” cut in Sir Mumphrey. “Nice meeting you, whoever you are artist fellow, but I need to take a look at the mowing in the north meadow and…”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sir Mumphrey Wilton!” scolded Asil Ashling, “You stay right where you are and get painted. You know very well that you have all the time in the world for this. You could make time if you had to.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“But…” began Mumphrey before he caught Asil’s glare. “Very well, Miss Ashling. As you require.”



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        Asil turned to the artist with a look of triumph. “There you are. Sir Mumphrey is ready. He is completely devoid of extraneous horses or dogs. He is wearing his second-best waistcoat and he has brushed breakfast out of his whiskers. Also there is a pleasant interplay of light and shadow in the drawing room. You can start.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Er, right,” agreed the hapless artist. “Is he going to, um, keep staring at me like that?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s not Sir Mumphrey staring,” Asil assured him. “Believe me, you’d know if he was staring.”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Waste of energy,” muttered Sir Mumphrey in the background. “Can’t see what all the fuss is about? And why does it have to be just me in the picture? Not done. Egotistical. Nobody to talk to.”



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        Asil laughed. “Fine, you old grump!” she told him. She came over and stood next to the eccentric Englishman. “There, now we can both have our pictures painted. Will that satisfy you?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Better,” agreed Sir Mumphrey, mollified. He barked at the artist. “Well come on then, chappie. Get on with it!”



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        Asil smiled again and began counting under her breath. She estimated that by the time she got to five hundred Sir Mumphrey would be sufficiently irritated that he’d be ready to come out of retirement and go smite the ungodly once more just to get out of posing.



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        She hoped this artist would work fast, whoever he was.



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        She had the Legion recruitment forms in her pocket.



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    Artwork by Visionary; this story is dedicated to him in thanks



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Subject: Nice. [Re: The Hooded Hood spotted the new artwork]
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Subject: The picture and story work well together, yes. :) [Re: The Hooded Hood spotted the new artwork]
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HH


Subject: A simple "thank you" seemed insufficient for so fine a piece of art. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
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HH


Subject: Asil? [Re: L!]
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Sir Mumphrey Wilton thinks the world's goin' to the dogs


Subject: Dashed inconvenient nuisance if you ask me. [Re: Al B. Harper applauds the banner and story]
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Sir Mumphrey Wilton doesn't recommend it


Subject: Hmph. Try livin' in a 400-bedroom manor without sanitary plumbing when the Prince Regent and his retinue are visiting and see how good the old ways are... [Re: Anime Jason]
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    ...but instead he likes photos better.


I've noticed that very old people have a genuine appreiation for modern conveniences that the next generation along don't have. They get nostalgic for things that were disappearing even as they were youngsters. The really old folks appreciate central heating, flush toilets, and TV.


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    Though he does kind of have a point, since the painter could have duplicated a photo he took of Mumph instead.


I'm told that artists disdain the use of photos as models/ I'm sure Vizh could elaborate.








HH


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Subject: Sometimes you have to lull your readers into a false sense of security. [Re: Rhiannon]
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    But I can't see the massive plot and horrible threat. You never do stories without them.


Here's the proof that your assertion is a fallacy. No PV characters were harmed in the making of this storyline.





HH


Subject: The banner required the narrative in response. [Re: killer shrike]
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Subject: Re: Hmph. Try livin' in a 400-bedroom manor without sanitary plumbing when the Prince Regent and his retinue are visiting and see how good the old ways are... [Re: Sir Mumphrey Wilton doesn't recommend it]
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      ...but instead he likes photos better.



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    I've noticed that very old people have a genuine appreiation for modern conveniences that the next generation along don't have. They get nostalgic for things that were disappearing even as they were youngsters. The really old folks appreciate central heating, flush toilets, and TV.


I don't think central heating and flush toilets are going anywhere.



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      Though he does kind of have a point, since the painter could have duplicated a photo he took of Mumph instead.



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    I'm told that artists disdain the use of photos as models/ I'm sure Vizh could elaborate.


It's because photos are "flat" and don't really encourage much exploration of detail, and because a live model might change expression or pose just slightly and provide more inspiration. Plus photos don't really have such great resolution as far as artists are concerned.

But, for someone who's really busy and doesn't have a few hours to stand around, a photo will work fine.





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Subject: Sadly for the artist, a portrait of the Shoggoth was next... [Re: The Hooded Hood spotted the new artwork]
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...Every work of his after that looked a bit like Dali mixed with Bosch, at least when you could say it looked like anything. Still, the doctors think giving him painting supplies has a soothing effect on him. His screams are only piercing and his gibbering much steadier when he's painting, you see.

A fun bit of story to go along with the banner! Thanks for posting it!




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Subject: Alas, no. (EMail on it's way...) [Re: HH]
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As is always the case with my writing, please feel free to comment. I welcome both positive and negative criticism of my work, although I cannot promise to enjoy the negative.

Al B. Harper - not that I mind of course


Subject: I wonder what Asil thought of his pic - she is showing quite a bit of "shoulder" in it. [Re: Visionary]
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    ...Every work of his after that looked a bit like Dali mixed with Bosch, at least when you could say it looked like anything. Still, the doctors think giving him painting supplies has a soothing effect on him. His screams are only piercing and his gibbering much steadier when he's painting, you see.



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    A fun bit of story to go along with the banner! Thanks for posting it!







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Subject: it's the Lisa pic I'd be interested in seeing. [Re: Al B. Harper - not that I mind of course]
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      ...Every work of his after that looked a bit like Dali mixed with Bosch, at least when you could say it looked like anything. Still, the doctors think giving him painting supplies has a soothing effect on him. His screams are only piercing and his gibbering much steadier when he's painting, you see.

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        A fun bit of story to go along with the banner! Thanks for posting it!





HH


Subject: Asil's nicer. Maybe not Yo-level nice, but close. [Re: L!]
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HH


Subject: And on the art... [Re: The Hooded Hood spotted the new artwork]
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I feel a bit guilty now for diverting people's attention and comments from Vizh's excellent artwork.

It's good piece in that it not only offer accurate depictions of the characters portrayed (although Mumph does look just a little too ruddy on my monitor) but captures something of their characters also. Mumph is standing there looking the viewer directly in the eye, chin set, but arms clasped behind his back - forthrightness, determination, and restraint (for now). Asil's looking at Mumph with an admiring expression, her body language is much freer (unlike Lisa's, which would be looser), yet her arms are folded to indicate a slightly contrary determination. Both characters are dressed in their trademark "original" outfits. The background depicts the inner workings of a temporal pocketwatch and compliments the Victorian scrollwork foreground borders and the lettering font. The figures are to the right of the image, so the Western viewer naturally reads the text first then encounters these two characters to exemplify what a "Tale of the Parodyverse" might be. The clock hands form "wings" that guide the eye to the heads and shoulders of the picture's focus.

Nice work, Vizh. Sometime I'd love to have a copy without the text so I can use it as a header for any relevant Mumph story hereafter.

HH





HH


Subject: Re: Hmph. Try livin' in a 400-bedroom manor without sanitary plumbing when the Prince Regent and his retinue are visiting and see how good the old ways are... [Re: Anime Jason]
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    I don't think central heating and flush toilets are going anywhere.


If one has been brought up without them I imagine they'd seem like wonderful luxuries; not that Wilton Manor has central heating, of course.




HH


Subject: Now there's a story I'd read. [Re: Visionary]
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    ...Every work of his after that looked a bit like Dali mixed with Bosch, at least when you could say it looked like anything. Still, the doctors think giving him painting supplies has a soothing effect on him. His screams are only piercing and his gibbering much steadier when he's painting, you see.


I'd like to see a Dali/Bosch hybrid. Could be an interesting style. The nearest I can think of would be comics artist Mike Ploog.


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    A fun bit of story to go along with the banner! Thanks for posting it!


You're welcome. Thanks for the banner.




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Subject: The Old Ways [Re: HH]
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    If one has been brought up without them I imagine they'd seem like wonderful luxuries; not that Wilton Manor has central heating, of course.


I lived in an over 100 year old house (which is pretty old for the midwest) for a few years. The heating was an old 8 foot by 8 foot by 8 foot cast iron steam boiler retrofitted with a natural gas feed and a pump for hot water instead. It used to be coal - the "storage" room next to it still had a coal chute built into the wall. The radiators were each cast iron behemoths that you could use as a window seat.

And *those* were a retrofit a few decades after the house was built, probably 1930's. Before that two large fireplaces heated it (and possibly 2 more that may have been removed, from a notch in the brickwork at the opposite end where a chimney might have been).

Usually in places like large manors these days, unless the owner is trying to live nostalgically, they usually install electric or propane baseboard heaters. Depending on the construction and latitude of the place, it can be either very effective or nearly useless.





HH


Subject: Re: The Old Ways [Re: Anime Jason]
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    Usually in places like large manors these days, unless the owner is trying to live nostalgically, they usually install electric or propane baseboard heaters. Depending on the construction and latitude of the place, it can be either very effective or nearly useless.


Agreed. Our home was built in 1882 and it had outdoor toilets halfway between the house and the stables. An internal bathroom was added around 1900. The grooms above the stable didn't even get electricity or running water (that block wasn't connected to mains power until I had it installed around 1990). The external toilet became a bomb shelter in 1938.

The house has central heating to the first two floors now - expensive and not as efficient as it could be. I've been meaning to restore the big old fireplaces ever since I moved in 20 years ago, but given divorce settlements I don't know how much longer I'll be here so it may never happen.

I was delighted to find that the old disconnected gas pipes for the room lamps are still behind the plasterwork and some of the house's electricity cables have been routed through them.






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Subject: Re: And on the art... [Re: HH]
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    I feel a bit guilty now for diverting people's attention and comments from Vizh's excellent artwork.


No need... Comments are a rarity with new banners, aside from "nice banner" which is always appreciated. I'm just happy to know people can see them, as I always think a new banner livens up the look of the place.


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    It's good piece in that it not only offer accurate depictions of the characters portrayed (although Mumph does look just a little too ruddy on my monitor)


Always a hazard. I was going for "weathered and tanned from adventuring", but depending on the monitors I've looked at it from it can be really dark next to fair Asil.


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    ...but captures something of their characters also. Mumph is standing there looking the viewer directly in the eye, chin set, but arms clasped behind his back - forthrightness, determination, and restraint (for now). Asil's looking at Mumph with an admiring expression, her body language is much freer (unlike Lisa's, which would be looser), yet her arms are folded to indicate a slightly contrary determination. Both characters are dressed in their trademark "original" outfits. The background depicts the inner workings of a temporal pocketwatch and compliments the Victorian scrollwork foreground borders and the lettering font. The figures are to the right of the image, so the Western viewer naturally reads the text first then encounters these two characters to exemplify what a "Tale of the Parodyverse" might be. The clock hands form "wings" that guide the eye to the heads and shoulders of the picture's focus.


I'm glad you liked it. I had done the sketch of Mumphrey's face a long while ago, and had never gotten around to finishing it in some kind of composition. When I figured the board was overdue for a new banner I dusted it off and one was jury-rigged from various parts. I do like how it came out.


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    Nice work, Vizh. Sometime I'd love to have a copy without the text so I can use it as a header for any relevant Mumph story hereafter.



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I've attached one sans text, with a paler Mumph and a few other little touch ups.







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