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Cincinnati Superhero Patrols Streets Fighting Crime

'Shadowhare' Among Nationwide Group Of Superheroes

Eric Flack
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POSTED: 4:57 pm EDT April 27, 2009
UPDATED: 12:06 pm EDT April 28, 2009



CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.

He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.

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"We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."

The man behind Shadowhare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadowhare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.

"My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.

Shadowhare is not alone in his quest to fight crime. He heads up a group of men -- and one woman -- called the "Allegiance of Heroes." The members communicate with each other in online forums. Among the members are Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

"I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.

The crime fighters will often pair up to patrol the streets. Even so, fighting crime comes with its share of hardship.

Shadowhare said he suffered a dislocated shoulder two years ago while trying to help a woman who was being attacked.

And the authorities don't always take him seriously. In one encounter with a Hamilton County corrections officer, Shadowhare was greeted with a chuckle and a look of disbelief.

But Shadowhare said he and his team are not deterred by the criticism. He remains focused on trying to make Cincinnati a better place, whether it's fighting crime or feeding the homeless.

For now, the law is on Shadowhare's side.

It is legal in Ohio and Kentucky to make a citizens arrest, however, the arrester does face possible civil litigation if the person arrested turns out to be innocent.

So ... how long until we see the Keene Act passed for real?



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    'Shadowhare' Among Nationwide Group Of Superheroes






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    POSTED: 4:57 pm EDT April 27, 2009
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    CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.



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    He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.






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    "We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."



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    The man behind Shadowhare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadowhare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.



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    "My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.



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    Shadowhare is not alone in his quest to fight crime. He heads up a group of men -- and one woman -- called the "Allegiance of Heroes." The members communicate with each other in online forums. Among the members are Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.



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    "I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.



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    The crime fighters will often pair up to patrol the streets. Even so, fighting crime comes with its share of hardship.



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    Shadowhare said he suffered a dislocated shoulder two years ago while trying to help a woman who was being attacked.



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    And the authorities don't always take him seriously. In one encounter with a Hamilton County corrections officer, Shadowhare was greeted with a chuckle and a look of disbelief.



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    But Shadowhare said he and his team are not deterred by the criticism. He remains focused on trying to make Cincinnati a better place, whether it's fighting crime or feeding the homeless.



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    For now, the law is on Shadowhare's side.



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    It is legal in Ohio and Kentucky to make a citizens arrest, however, the arrester does face possible civil litigation if the person arrested turns out to be innocent.



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    So ... how long until we see the Keene Act passed for real?







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    POSTED: 4:57 pm EDT April 27, 2009
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    CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.



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    He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.






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    "We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."



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    The man behind Shadowhare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadowhare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.



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    "My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.



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    Shadowhare is not alone in his quest to fight crime. He heads up a group of men -- and one woman -- called the "Allegiance of Heroes." The members communicate with each other in online forums. Among the members are Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.



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    "I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.



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    The crime fighters will often pair up to patrol the streets. Even so, fighting crime comes with its share of hardship.



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    Shadowhare said he suffered a dislocated shoulder two years ago while trying to help a woman who was being attacked.



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    And the authorities don't always take him seriously. In one encounter with a Hamilton County corrections officer, Shadowhare was greeted with a chuckle and a look of disbelief.



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    But Shadowhare said he and his team are not deterred by the criticism. He remains focused on trying to make Cincinnati a better place, whether it's fighting crime or feeding the homeless.



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    For now, the law is on Shadowhare's side.



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    It is legal in Ohio and Kentucky to make a citizens arrest, however, the arrester does face possible civil litigation if the person arrested turns out to be innocent.



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    So ... how long until we see the Keene Act passed for real?







Messenger



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... people actually give a crap. Or when any of these real-life "super heroes" amount to anything more than flabby losers trying to live out a fantasy without confronting their real problems.

Most of these folks are out of shape, have personal problems, do this stuff for the attention they lack in their real lives, and sad to say are in desperate need of psychiatric help.

Real heroes don't cry out for people to pay attention to them in garish costumes, but calmly enter flaming buildings to rescue kids, or put their lives on hold to serve their country. They do wear uniforms yes, but not the silly ones that make people double over in laughter, but ones that command respect. They don't have secret identities, but nevertheless we don't know their names. And they certainly don't have fancy code-names like Shadowhore or whoever, but they are out there protecting us all the same.






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    'Shadowhare' Among Nationwide Group Of Superheroes






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    POSTED: 4:57 pm EDT April 27, 2009
    UPDATED: 12:06 pm EDT April 28, 2009



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    CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.



    Quote:
    He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.






    Quote:
    "We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."



    Quote:
    The man behind Shadowhare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadowhare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.



    Quote:
    "My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.



    Quote:
    Shadowhare is not alone in his quest to fight crime. He heads up a group of men -- and one woman -- called the "Allegiance of Heroes." The members communicate with each other in online forums. Among the members are Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.



    Quote:
    "I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.



    Quote:
    The crime fighters will often pair up to patrol the streets. Even so, fighting crime comes with its share of hardship.



    Quote:
    Shadowhare said he suffered a dislocated shoulder two years ago while trying to help a woman who was being attacked.



    Quote:
    And the authorities don't always take him seriously. In one encounter with a Hamilton County corrections officer, Shadowhare was greeted with a chuckle and a look of disbelief.



    Quote:
    But Shadowhare said he and his team are not deterred by the criticism. He remains focused on trying to make Cincinnati a better place, whether it's fighting crime or feeding the homeless.



    Quote:
    For now, the law is on Shadowhare's side.



    Quote:
    It is legal in Ohio and Kentucky to make a citizens arrest, however, the arrester does face possible civil litigation if the person arrested turns out to be innocent.



    Quote:
    So ... how long until we see the Keene Act passed for real?







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