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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: Please send some positive vibes in my dad's direction ... Posted Sun Apr 05, 2009 at 10:26:22 pm EDT (Viewed 514 times) |
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... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow. The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. | |
Al B. Harper |
Subject: *Sends positive vibes for a safe and speedy recovery* [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Sun Apr 05, 2009 at 10:46:07 pm EDT (Viewed 1 times) |
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Quote: ... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow.The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. | |
Jack |
Subject: Since God no longer hears me (don't ask) I'll just say I hope he gets better. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Sun Apr 05, 2009 at 11:09:24 pm EDT (Viewed 1 times) |
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Quote: ... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow.The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. | |
L! Location: Seattle, Washington Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,038 |
Subject: *Send some positive vibes in Kirk's dad's chest's direction* [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Sun Apr 05, 2009 at 11:59:43 pm EDT (Viewed 380 times) |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! thanks you. Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: Hey, you! Post some more! Or at least read and reply to the stories. :) [Re: Al B. Harper] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 12:35:58 am EDT (Viewed 416 times) |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! thanks you, too. Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: What I said to Al goes double for you. :) [Re: Jack] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 12:36:57 am EDT (Viewed 396 times) |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! wouldn't mind seeing L! around here more. Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: Thank you, three. :) [Re: L!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 12:39:19 am EDT (Viewed 407 times) |
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Visionary Moderator will spare a thought or two for you as well. Member Since: Sat Jan 03, 2004 Posts: 2,131 |
Subject: I'll be thinking of him and wishing him the best and a speedy recovery. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 01:05:59 am EDT (Viewed 342 times) |
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Quote: ... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow.The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. | |
Al B. Harper |
Subject: I'm doing as best as I can [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 05:08:04 am EDT |
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I've just got back from Europe - and head off again soon (to China). All this travel is ridiculous. I need a new job. I find don't have enough time to keep up to date with my real life friends, let alone online ones. As for having time for a stable relationship - what a %#'n joke! Apologies to anyone slighted by my absence and/or slowness of response. Al B. | |
killer shrike |
Subject: Done [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 06:20:08 am EDT |
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HH |
Subject: Consider him vibed. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 09:25:55 am EDT |
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Quote: ... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow.The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. | |
Anime Jason Owner Location: Here Member Since: Sun Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 2,834 |
Subject: Think of it this way... [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 11:47:19 am EDT (Viewed 347 times) |
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anime.mangacool.net (10.0.255.1) using Apple Safari 4.0 on MacOS X (0 points) Yeah, it's scary, but if it makes sure he wakes up every morning it's worth the risk. For that, the risk involved is comparatively small. There's your positive energy. | |
Nats Member Since: Thu Jan 01, 2004 Posts: 85 |
Subject: Vibed for your pleasure. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Mon Apr 06, 2009 at 08:44:22 pm EDT (Viewed 341 times) |
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Quote: ... Because he'll be undergoing an angiogram tomorrow.The doctors' theory is that his recent chest pains - which were severe enough to wake him up in the middle of the night - were the result of a blood vessel not sending enough oxygen to wherever, so, yeah, they're going to try and fix that. Mom and Dad reassured me that he should only be in the hospital a couple of days, and that this is the type of procedure that only has a one-in-a-thousand chance of anything going wrong. This does NOT reassure me, in no small part because I'm genre-savvy enough to know by now that, whenever somebody says, "There's almost no chance that anything could go wrong," that's like staying at Camp Crystal Lake and leaving an open invitation on your cabin door for Jason Voorhees to assrape you with a machete while you're sleeping. It would be much more comforting for me to believe that there is some sort of benevolent, protective force out there that I could ask to look after my dad, but I find it easier to believe in the existence of Sasquatch than in that of a just or loving God, so in times like this, I turn to positive energy, because in spite of my own cynicism, I think it can work, which is why I'm asking for all of you to donate some positive energy of your own to my dad, in the hopes that those good vibrations will ... I don't know, cushion him against negative probabilities somehow. He'd find this funny, since he's a total atheist, as opposed to my own agnostic-leaning-toward-atheist tendencies. So, that's my request. |
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