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Visionary   Moderator Member Since: Sat Jan 03, 2004 Posts: 2,131 |
Subject: For pure randomness, here are some Japanese commercials starring famous actors. Posted Sun Mar 22, 2009 at 12:08:36 pm EDT (Viewed 407 times) |
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Jack Bauer pressing up against Japanese Schoolgirls (all in the name of counterterrorism, I'm sure.): Keanu Reeves seduced by a portly housecat: Sean Connery: Tommy Lee Jones, acting his heart out: The Governor of California (Why didn't his political opponents just run clips from these during the election?): And, of course, Nick Cage, who is crazy enough in American productions: | |
Nats Member Since: Thu Jan 01, 2004 Posts: 85 |
Subject: I love the sense that these don't make. [Re: Visionary] Posted Sun Mar 22, 2009 at 12:53:30 pm EDT (Viewed 410 times) |
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Tommy Lee Jones has the best string of them-- he's perfectly stone-faced in all of them. The one where he wins the ping pong match without moving is probably my favorite: | |
CrazySugarFreakBoy! Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235 |
Subject: It's like David Lynch acquired a sudden case of ADHD. [Re: Visionary] Posted Sun Mar 22, 2009 at 10:26:17 pm EDT (Viewed 336 times) |
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Anime Jason  Owner Location: Here Member Since: Sun Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 2,834 |
Subject: I will translate for you... [Re: Visionary] Posted Mon Mar 23, 2009 at 12:36:16 am EDT (Viewed 348 times) |
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anime.mangacool.net (10.0.255.1) using Apple Safari 4.0 on MacOS X (0.21 points) Not actually translating language because I don't really know it...but I can try to translate visualizations: Jack Bauer pressing up against Japanese Schoolgirls (all in the name of counterterrorism, I'm sure.): It's a drink that's supposed to slim you down, aimed at young girls. Normally subways are wall-to-wall overcrowded, so Jack Bauer is happy all the girls are slim and he can get through easily. Keanu Reeves seduced by a portly housecat: Just drinking this makes you feel like you're being stalked by a lover. Except it's just a housecat. Sean Connery: This is just a loud yogurt commercial intended to be as obnoxious as possible. There's no other purpose or story. Tommy Lee Jones, acting his heart out: You work hard, so enjoy a refreshing can of coffee. I guess they must drink them like Americans drink beer. Incidentally, those canned coffee drinks aren't too bad. The Governor of California (Why didn't his political opponents just run clips from these during the election?): I believe this is a veggie drink along the lines of Red Bull - gives you lots of extra energy and strength. The commercial seems to be along the same lines as the annoying American "Red Bull Gives You Wings" campaign. And, of course, Nick Cage, who is crazy enough in American productions: The audio is the clue. He's playing a live-action "pachinko" (kind of like a cross between gambling and pinball) game in the desert. As to why, that's anyone's guess. | |
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Subject: Okay. [Re: Visionary] Posted Mon Mar 23, 2009 at 05:50:48 am EDT |
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Quote: Jack Bauer pressing up against Japanese Schoolgirls (all in the name of counterterrorism, I'm sure.):Keanu Reeves seduced by a portly housecat: Sean Connery: Tommy Lee Jones, acting his heart out: The Governor of California (Why didn't his political opponents just run clips from these during the election?): And, of course, Nick Cage, who is crazy enough in American productions: | |
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Subject: That's funky corn V-man! [Re: Visionary] Posted Tue Mar 24, 2009 at 05:17:33 am EDT |
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