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So this guy is going to be the new Dr. Who, huh? I'm sure they'll get a lot of mileage out of people doubting he's old enough to hold a doctorate...

Still, he's already fictionally shagged Billie Piper, so I guess he's qualified.






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Man, if you people are this pissed off about Eleven, you're gonna lose your goddamn minds once I tell you who they've already cast as Twelve:




"Hello, Sarah Jane."


"Oh, Doctor! You're ... um, looking rather fit and ... well, handsome ... albeit in ways that make me deeply uncomfortable to admit that I'm still noticing, at my age ..."


"I need you! The Master has once again disguised himself as a human, as part of yet another elaborate plot that makes sense to no one but him, and only you and your Lois Lane powers of investigative journalism can help me find him!"


"Actually, I'm already getting tired of wearing this suit, so even though it'll reveal my secret identity, I'll just go ahead and change into a new outfit and ... ahhh, that's better. God, I'd forgotten how fun it was to be panto, back when Anthony Ainley was playing me ..."


"Huh. Well, Sarah Jane, it looks like I didn't need you to help me solve that particular mystery after all, but ... I still think I need you, so couldn't I just get you to be my full-time companion again anyway?"


"Hmmm ... well, now, that depends. Are you SURE that the actor who's playing you is at least EIGHTEEN by now? Daleks and Cybermen, I can handle, but Chris Hansen asking me to take a seat is another matter altogether ..."


"NINETEEN, baby! And if you hop on board the TARDIS now, I'll even give you free tickets to the GUN SHOW!"


"OOOH! I mean, um ... well, I suppose I could join you, for just one more trip or two, so that you can show me the wonders of your heavenly body - um, I mean, of THE heavenly bodies. God only knows how I'm going to explain this one to Luke, though ..."



... I'm going to Hell for this one, aren't I?

(Lis was in costume for her role as Mrs. Darling in the recent Peter Pan panto.)




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> So this guy is going to be the new Dr. Who, huh? I'm sure they'll get a lot of mileage out of people doubting he's old enough to hold a doctorate...
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> Still, he's already fictionally shagged Billie Piper, so I guess he's qualified.
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Jack



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> So this guy is going to be the new Dr. Who, huh? I'm sure they'll get a lot of mileage out of people doubting he's old enough to hold a doctorate...
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> Still, he's already fictionally shagged Billie Piper, so I guess he's qualified.
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