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Awhile ago I asked for some information concerning the Lair Mansion. I'm wondering if this information is still valid & what needs to be updated.

Mansion/Legion Staff:
- Amber St. Claire: Government liaison.
- Meggan Foxx: Media Liaison.
- Sgt. Argus MacHarridan: Head of Security.
- Flapjack: Butler.
- Hallie: Resident Computer.
- Asil Ashling: Legion Secretary/Sir Mumphrey's amanuensis.
- Marie Murcheson: Banshee.
- Kenny: Gardener.

Members in Residence:
- Lee Bookman has a room but spends most of his time in the File Room or at the MPL.
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! (But also has a separate address).
- Yuki Shiro (May also have separate address).
- Epitome, Glory & Katarina lived in mansion but have moved out. (I know he's gone, but does Glory still use the room? Where is Kat at the moment?)
- Visionary lives in the Lighthouse near the Mansion with his Kids.
- Hallie, Flapjack & Marie also live in the mansion.

Parody Island is accessed by a long, gated Bridge. (Has the gate ever been described? How wide is the bridge? Could you drive a car on it?)

Mansion Defenses:
(The less serious the threat is the easier it is to get past these).
- Cosmic defenses that against or course cosmic-powered intrusion.
- The Mansion is difficult to teleport around because of extra-dimensional spaces.
- Mystic intrusion tends to get the Mansion a bit crabby, and it previously deployed a banshee to deal with this. (This bit of info was from when Marie was returned to human form, would she again do this since she is now a Banshee once more?)
- Detonator Hippos.
- Sensors that are connected to the Legions' computer system & Hallie.
- Nanobots to defend against tiny particle intrusion.
- The front door made of unbreakable adamantine (hinges & the frame on the door aren't).
- Octopus Arms.
- Stunulators Lasers by the front door.

The Mansion's Address: The Lair Mansion, Parody island, Parodopolis, USA.

Also, if anyone had a physical description of the Mansion that I may reference, that would be awesome.

-Brian/L!




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knows cars have driven up to the mansion, so the bridge must support them.

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> Awhile ago I asked for some information concerning the Lair Mansion. I'm wondering if this information is still valid & what needs to be updated.
>
> Mansion/Legion Staff:
> - Amber St. Claire: Government liaison.
> - Meggan Foxx: Media Liaison.
> - Sgt. Argus MacHarridan: Head of Security.
> - Flapjack: Butler.
> - Hallie: Resident Computer.
> - Asil Ashling: Legion Secretary/Sir Mumphrey's amanuensis.
> - Marie Murcheson: Banshee.
> - Kenny: Gardener.
>
> Members in Residence:
> - Lee Bookman has a room but spends most of his time in the File Room or at the MPL.
> - CrazySugarFreakBoy! (But also has a separate address).
> - Yuki Shiro (May also have separate address).
> - Epitome, Glory & Katarina lived in mansion but have moved out. (I know he's gone, but does Glory still use the room? Where is Kat at the moment?)
> - Visionary lives in the Lighthouse near the Mansion with his Kids.
> - Hallie, Flapjack & Marie also live in the mansion.
>
> Parody Island is accessed by a long, gated Bridge. (Has the gate ever been described? How wide is the bridge? Could you drive a car on it?)
>
> Mansion Defenses:
> (The less serious the threat is the easier it is to get past these).
> - Cosmic defenses that against or course cosmic-powered intrusion.
> - The Mansion is difficult to teleport around because of extra-dimensional spaces.
> - Mystic intrusion tends to get the Mansion a bit crabby, and it previously deployed a banshee to deal with this. (This bit of info was from when Marie was returned to human form, would she again do this since she is now a Banshee once more?)
> - Detonator Hippos.
> - Sensors that are connected to the Legions' computer system & Hallie.
> - Nanobots to defend against tiny particle intrusion.
> - The front door made of unbreakable adamantine (hinges & the frame on the door aren't).
> - Octopus Arms.
> - Stunulators Lasers by the front door.
>
> The Mansion's Address: The Lair Mansion, Parody island, Parodopolis, USA.
>
> Also, if anyone had a physical description of the Mansion that I may reference, that would be awesome.
>
> -Brian/L!





HH



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> Members in Residence:
> - Epitome, Glory & Katarina lived in mansion but have moved out. (I know he's gone, but does Glory still use the room? Where is Kat at the moment?)

As I understand it, Epitome vanished and Glory has gone off to look for him. Kat may have moved into the house she planned to live in with Epitome, but in any case she's out of the Mansion.

> Parody Island is accessed by a long, gated Bridge. (Has the gate ever been described? How wide is the bridge? Could you drive a car on it?)



There's quite a bit about the place in The Untold Tale of the Lair Mansion, and a history and description in Everything You Wanted to Know About the Lair Mansion But Were Afraid To Ask.






Manga Shoggoth



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> Members in Residence:
> The Shoggoth (or contaminated part thereof) lives in the caverns underneath the Mansion. When they are there.

> - Stunulators Lasers by the front door.

These were originally decapitation devices, but listed as Stunnulators for "insurance reasons". I don't know if this has been changed.




Al B. Harper - would love to read a new League of Improbable Gentlemen story - just saying.



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> and a history and description in Everything You Wanted to Know About the Lair Mansion But Were Afraid To Ask.

"By then it was being used as a mission house by the Church of Conformity, a radical and mysterious sect with links to both the European inquisition and the Puritan witch-burners."




L!


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L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

Posted with Apple Safari 3.1.2 on MacOS X

> > Members in Residence:
> > The Shoggoth (or contaminated part thereof) lives in the caverns underneath the Mansion. When they are there.

Noted.

> > - Stunulators Lasers by the front door.
>
> These were originally decapitation devices, but listed as Stunnulators for "insurance reasons". I don't know if this has been changed.

I hope not. I have a funny idea involving them.




L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

Posted with Apple Safari 3.1.2 on MacOS X

> > Members in Residence:
> > - Epitome, Glory & Katarina lived in mansion but have moved out. (I know he's gone, but does Glory still use the room? Where is Kat at the moment?)
>
> As I understand it, Epitome vanished and Glory has gone off to look for him. Kat may have moved into the house she planned to live in with Epitome, but in any case she's out of the Mansion.

Ok. I wasn't sure. I'm not even sure I'll mention Mr. E or Glory. I just had them in my notes & thought I'd ask.


>

>
> There's quite a bit about the place in The Untold Tale of the Lair Mansion, and a history and description in Everything You Wanted to Know About the Lair Mansion But Were Afraid To Ask.

Thanks!





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