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jack Bryson
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Subject: Lizard Spit
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 12:57:43 pm EST |
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Lizard Spit
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Jack L Bryson
I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
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HH
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Subject: I think you were overcharged for those grenades. [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 02:58:02 pm EST |
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Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 on Windows 2000
> Lizard Spit
> by
> Jack L Bryson
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> I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
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> When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
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> I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
>
> Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
>
> I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
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> Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
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> I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
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> They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
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> I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,235
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Subject: You'd think those soldiers would have prepared for that. :) [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 05:35:02 pm EST (Viewed 383 times) |
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killer shrike
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Subject: Next time I go camping I'm going to have to bring some of that Lizard Spit [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 06:32:50 pm EST |
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Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 7 on Windows Vista
> Lizard Spit
> by
> Jack L Bryson
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> I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
>
> When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
>
> I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
>
> Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
>
> I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
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> Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
>
> I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
>
> They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
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> I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
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jack Bryson
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Subject: I always carry some [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 11:13:36 pm EST |
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Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X
> > Lizard Spit
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> > I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
> >
> > When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
> >
> > I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
> >
> > Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
> >
> > I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
> >
> > Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
> >
> > I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
> >
> > They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
> >
> > I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
> >
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jack Bryson
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Subject: they were inept [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 11:14:39 pm EST |
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Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X
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jack Bryson
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Subject: they're in high demand [Re: HH]
Posted Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 11:15:51 pm EST |
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Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X
> > Lizard Spit
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> > I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
> >
> > When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
> >
> > I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
> >
> > Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
> >
> > I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
> >
> > Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
> >
> > I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
> >
> > They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
> >
> > I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
> >
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Visionary
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Subject: A good illustration of why grenades aren't the first choice for self-defense. [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Thu Feb 28, 2008 at 08:08:15 am EST |
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Those lizards have some mighty handy spit... Good for burning, and first aid. Did it cauterize the wound, or did it actually have a healing power as well?
Another quirky, off-beat and interesting world.
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jack Bryson
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Subject: not the best defense... there was something about horseshoes and hand-grenades... [Re: Visionary]
Posted Thu Feb 28, 2008 at 01:06:06 pm EST |
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Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X
> Those lizards have some mighty handy spit... Good for burning, and first aid. Did it cauterize the wound, or did it actually have a healing power as well?
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> Another quirky, off-beat and interesting world.
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I was thinking it cauterized the wound.
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Hatman
Member Since: Thu Jan 01, 1970
Posts: 618
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Subject: That's inflation for you. Back in the day you could get a dozen for one ruby. [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 07:32:07 pm EST (Viewed 339 times) |
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Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 7 on Windows XP
> Lizard Spit
> by
> Jack L Bryson
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> I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
>
> When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
>
> I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
>
> Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
>
> I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
>
> Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
>
> I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
>
> They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
>
> I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
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Dancer.
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Subject: Well, um, spitted. [Re: jack Bryson]
Posted Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 05:35:50 am EST |
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Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 on Windows 2000
> Lizard Spit
> by
> Jack L Bryson
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> I bought a couple grenades. The vendor charged me four diamonds. I took the diamonds out. I put them on the counter. The Vendor took the diamonds. Then, he took out two grenades. He put them on the table. I took the grenades and put them in my satchel. I was outside.
>
> When I was outside, I got on my Lizard. He started to walk slowly into the forest. He walked over the forest floor. There were sticks and rocks. The Lizard took me to a camp. It was abandoned.
>
> I got off the Lizard. There were empty tents and sleeping bags. I picked up a box with crackers in it. I ate some of the crackers. Then, I gave some to the Lizard. I gathered wood.
>
> Some of the wood was wet. I set it down next to the pit. I let the wood dry out and then I put it in the pit. I walked over to my Lizard. I pointed to the pit. He spit on the wood and it caught fire.
>
> I sat by the fire. I had a cut on my leg. It was long, and it bled. I took a bottle out of satchel. It contained my Lizard’s spit. I used an eyedroper and took some of the spit. I squeezed a couple drops on my cut. Then, I used a rag and tied it around my cut.
>
> Then, I crawled into a tent. I got in a sleeping bag. I slept for an hour and then I woke up. It was very cold out. I walked over to the fire and sat down. My leg was healing.
>
> I saw some movement in the forest. I got up. I took a grenade from my satchel. I pulled the pin, but several men came up from behind. They had weapons. I put the pin back in the grenade.
>
> They told me to start walking. I put my hands up and started walking. I walked past my Lizard. I kicked dust in his face. He sneezed. I jumped out of the way. All of his sneeze sprayed the soldiers. It burned holes in their uniforms.
>
> I got up. Then, I put the fire out. I walked past the soldiers. They lay on the ground. I picked up their weapons. Then, I got on my Lizard and left the camp.
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