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 Subject: Ogre Trap
Posted Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 03:07:52 pm EST

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Ogre Trap
by
Jack L Bryson

    I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.

    I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.

    Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.

    I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.

    After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.

    I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.

    I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.

    The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”

    Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.

    I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.

    I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
    Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.

    




jack


Subject: There is text, I just hit the "NTP" button... [Re: jack]
Posted Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 03:12:32 pm EST

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

> Ogre Trap
> by
> Jack L Bryson
>
>     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
>
>     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
>
>     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
>
>     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
>
>     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
>
>     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
>
>     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
>
>     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
>
>     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
>
>     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
>
>     





Manga Shoggoth


 Subject: It's monkeys and nuts all over again... [Re: jack]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 11:21:10 am EST

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jack


Subject: I don't understand the expression... [Re: Manga Shoggoth]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 01:42:00 pm EST

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HH


 Subject: I think you're discriminating against ogres. That's ogreist. [Re: jack]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:21:37 pm EST

Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 on Windows 2000

> Ogre Trap
> by
> Jack L Bryson
>
>     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
>
>     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
>
>     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
>
>     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
>
>     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
>
>     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
>
>     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
>
>     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
>
>     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
>
>     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
>
>     





Anime Jason 

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 Subject: You'd think he'd know the layout of his own home. [Re: jack]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 06:35:51 pm EST (Viewed 413 times)


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killer shrike


Subject: The only good ogre is a dead ogre [Re: jack]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 06:37:57 pm EST

Posted with Microsoft Internet Explorer 7 on Windows Vista

> Ogre Trap
> by
> Jack L Bryson
>
>     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
>
>     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
>
>     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
>
>     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
>
>     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
>
>     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
>
>     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
>
>     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
>
>     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
>
>     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
>
>     





jack


 Subject: Hey what would Shrek say? [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 07:52:09 pm EST

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

> > Ogre Trap
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> >     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
> >
> >     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
> >
> >     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
> >
> >     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
> >
> >     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
> >
> >     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
> >
> >     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
> >
> >     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
> >
> >     





jack


 Subject: Maybe he never paid attention... [Re: Anime Jason]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 07:53:33 pm EST

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jack


 Subject: I never said they shouldn't have the right to vote... [Re: HH]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 07:56:19 pm EST

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

> > Ogre Trap
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> >     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
> >
> >     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
> >
> >     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
> >
> >     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
> >
> >     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
> >
> >     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
> >
> >     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
> >
> >     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
> >
> >     





CrazySugarFreakBoy!


Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,235
 Subject: But I don't remember doing any of that. ;) [Re: jack]
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 10:13:20 pm EST (Viewed 459 times)

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jack


 Subject: Eh, it'll come to you... [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 12:08:40 am EST

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>





Manga Shoggoth


 Subject: Don't worry - that's normal. [Re: jack]
Posted Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 06:00:20 am EST

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jack


 Subject: Ah, noted... [Re: Manga Shoggoth]
Posted Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 07:37:55 am EST

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

>
>
> It refers to the Monkey Trap, which is essentially a thin-necked container full of nuts. The Monkey reaches in, grabs a handful of nuts, then can't get its hand out of the container as a clenched fist will not go through the neck. Of course, it won't let go of the nuts either...





Visionary enjoyed this slice of ogre life.


 Subject: Was the deer on a chain some kind of weapon? Or an unfortunate pet coming back from a walk? [Re: jack]
Posted Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 11:03:02 am EST

Posted with Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows XP

> Ogre Trap
> by
> Jack L Bryson
>
>     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
>
>     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
>
>     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
>
>     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
>
>     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
>
>     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
>
>     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
>
>     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
>
>     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
>
>     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
>
>     





jack


 Subject: eh, I meant food. Glad you liked it [Re: Visionary enjoyed this slice of ogre life.]
Posted Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 09:26:00 pm EST

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

> > Ogre Trap
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> >     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
> >
> >     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
> >
> >     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
> >
> >     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
> >
> >     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
> >
> >     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
> >
> >     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
> >
> >     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
> >
> >     





Baron Otto Zemo has a number of best friends who are ogres


 Subject: There will be consequences from your abandonment of a creature in need. [Re: jack]
Posted Sun Feb 17, 2008 at 12:27:21 pm EST

Posted with Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows XP

> Ogre Trap
> by
> Jack L Bryson
>
>     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
>
>     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
>
>     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
>
>     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
>
>     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
>
>     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
>
>     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
>
>     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
>
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
>
>     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
>
>     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
>
>     





jack


 Subject: hey, I'm ready... [Re: Baron Otto Zemo has a number of best friends who are ogres]
Posted Wed Feb 20, 2008 at 06:17:45 pm EST

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> > Ogre Trap
> > by
> > Jack L Bryson
> >
> >     I dug through rubble. The cavern had collapsed around me. The entrance was sealed off. Kirk made it out. He said I was too scared to go in. He told me there was an Ogre in the cave. I said he was lying. He told me I was too chicken to go in.
> >
> >     I went in. He stood at the mouth of the cave. I had a torch. It took us for ever to light it. Kirk had a piece of flint. He lit the torch. When I got deeper in the cave I turned around and said, “There’s no Ogre!” He said I didn’t go deep enough. I told him to come down. He said he wouldn’t. The earth started to shake. I fell backwards. Kirk ran away.
> >
> >     Rocks fell from the ceiling. They cut off the entrance to the cave. I turned around with the torch. I waved it around me. There were a few remains on the floor. It smelled foul. I couldn’t see the end of the cave. There was a chill that came from a draft. There might have been another way out.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see the end of the cavern. I moved slowly down the path. My boots got dust on them. I called out quietly, “Hello?” There was an echo. I found a stick on the ground and picked it up. I contined slowly.
> >
> >     After I walked a few steps, I heard dripping water. I came into a large space with several tunnels branching out. There was a body of water in the center of the space. The water was dripping from the ceiling of the cavern. As I got closer to the water, I walked in the mud.
> >
> >     I couldn’t see anything in the water. Then, I heard chains being dragged. There was a moan, and I heard footsteps. I wanted to move, but my boot was stuck in the mud. The sound was getting closer. It came from one of the tunnels.
> >
> >     I got one foot free from the mud. I tried to get the other foot free. It wouldn’t come out. There was another noise. It was a low moan. I looked behind me. The Ogre had come out of the tunnel. It dragged a deer carcass on a long chain.
> >
> >     The Ogre approached. It’s breath stank. It dropped the deer carcass, and I held up my stick. The Ogre stopped and said, “Stop that!”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop what?”
> >
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Stop holding the torch.” I looked at the torch, and then I told him no. The Ogre jumped into the body of water. He started splahing me. He tried splashing the torch. I moved the torch around. I used the stick to pry my foot out.
> >
> >     I was free from the mud. I ran around the Ogre. He got out of the water, and chased me. I took one of tunnels that led to the surface. He couldn’t get out. There was a root and his foot got caught.
> >
> >     I stood out side the tunnel. The Ogre shouted, “Hey, help me out of here!”
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, I won’t help you.” I turned and left the Ogre in the tunnel.
> >
> >     






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