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Part 1 Here
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Midtown, Argos City, late Wednesday afternoon.

Kat Gillespie is waiting for her short golden brown hair to dry. She wasn't much a fan of the neon blue color she had dyed her hair so as soon as she got home she got changed out of the uncomfortable clothes she was wearing & washed it out. But she was glad she dyed it because 1. She wanted to try something with her hair (She might dye it black next time) & 2. She felt that the color would complete her disguise (She thinks that that gold Lamé might of given her a rash).

Kat sat on her second hand couch wearing a grey t-shirt hyping the now defunct BBC Radiophonic Workshop & a pair of ratty old cotton dry string pajama pants. On her feet were a pair of argyle socks.

Kat was checking to see if anyone had replied to her latest creation. No one had really but it had only been online for an hour or two. She also had another window open, it was chat room. The topic of discussion was about the state of the world & how it seems wrong like it was changed it some way, some how.

Kat looked at on her window & let her mind wander. It bounced from thought to thought not all that pressing but her daydreams were cut short when everything went black. Well, not everything her computer still worked. It's just the Sun disappeared & it was providing the bulk of what was lighting her one room loft apartment.

Out from the darkness, came a voice. "Hello, Catherine."

It was man's voice & sounded foreign, British maybe.

Then a light turned on. It was the floor lamp over in the corner, it shown down on to a chair she didn't own & a man she didn't know. The chair was a high backed leather chair, it was a deep crimson. There seated was a tall, slender gentleman. He wore a plain looking three piece grey suit with a plain looking grey button down shirt. He also had a metallic grey tie. His shoes were pitch black leather. His hair was cut short, it was brown in color & he was slightly balding. He had a neatly trimmed, well groomed Goatee. His emerald green eyes were slightly unearthly. His arms were arched together meeting at his steepled fingers.

"Creepy." Kat said.

"Yes. That's one of the name I'm known by. I had thought that you, like everyone else, had forgotten the real world." The gentlemen said.

Kat gave him a puzzled look.

"Oh. yes. You just thought me entrance was creepy."

"Who the frell are you & what are you doing in my apartment?"

"We've already established who I am and why I'm here is to tell you something of great importance."

"Which is?" Kat said as tried to remember where she left that baseball bat of hers'.

"It's in your closet, back right corner and under some clothes." Spooky said.

That creeped Kat out because she wasn't sure if she said that out loud or he just read her mind.

"That latter. But, I'll stop."

"Ok. So, what do you have to tell me?"

"Well, normally I wouldn't be tell you this directly but to Misters Swiss and Beeslyhuxtoy. They don't currently exist, so I came to you."

Now Kat is starting to think he's some sort of a crazed Englishman.

"I assure you I'm quite sane." He said pause from his previous line of thought.

Before he could continue, Kat interjected. "I thought you were going to stop reading my mind?"

"I did but some thoughts just need to replied to."

Kat shrugged her shoulder which signaled to him that he could go on.

"Your thoughts on that the world is a miss some how is correct. How it came to be is too long and multi-parted to go over now. But, just know that all this is wrong."

There was a moment of silence. Just two people looking at each other. Kat broke it a minute or so later.

"That's it? Your matter of great importance is that everything is wrong?" Kat said, with a hint of anger in her voice.

"Yes."

"I already knew that!" She yelled.

"I also knew that but I came to confirm that fact for you & tell you that the way the world will be changed back to normal, or what passes for normal, have been set in motion."

"Am I to do anything?" Kat asked confused.

"No." He said & the light returned to the room.

The Sun could be seen outside. Kat set her laptop on her coffee table & got up from the couch to check what was in the dye, she thinks some of it might of leeched into her brain.

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THE END!


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WRITER'S NOTE: Argos City is the Moderatorverse counterpart to Goth Haven. Argos City was a possible name for the city that became Goth Haven when I created it.




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Visionary



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> Part 1 Here
>
---------------

>
> Midtown, Argos City, late Wednesday afternoon.
>
> Kat Gillespie is waiting for her short golden brown hair to dry. She wasn't much a fan of the neon blue color she had dyed her hair so as soon as she got home she got changed out of the uncomfortable clothes she was wearing & washed it out. But she was glad she dyed it because 1. She wanted to try something with her hair (She might dye it black next time) & 2. She felt that the color would complete her disguise (She thinks that that gold Lamé might of given her a rash).
>
> Kat sat on her second hand couch wearing a grey t-shirt hyping the now defunct BBC Radiophonic Workshop & a pair of ratty old cotton dry string pajama pants. On her feet were a pair of argyle socks.
>
> Kat was checking to see if anyone had replied to her latest creation. No one had really but it had only been online for an hour or two. She also had another window open, it was chat room. The topic of discussion was about the state of the world & how it seems wrong like it was changed it some way, some how.
>
> Kat looked at on her window & let her mind wander. It bounced from thought to thought not all that pressing but her daydreams were cut short when everything went black. Well, not everything her computer still worked. It's just the Sun disappeared & it was providing the bulk of what was lighting her one room loft apartment.
>
> Out from the darkness, came a voice. "Hello, Catherine."
>
> It was man's voice & sounded foreign, British maybe.
>
> Then a light turned on. It was the floor lamp over in the corner, it shown down on to a chair she didn't own & a man she didn't know. The chair was a high backed leather chair, it was a deep crimson. There seated was a tall, slender gentleman. He wore a plain looking three piece grey suit with a plain looking grey button down shirt. He also had a metallic grey tie. His shoes were pitch black leather. His hair was cut short, it was brown in color & he was slightly balding. He had a neatly trimmed, well groomed Goatee. His emerald green eyes were slightly unearthly. His arms were arched together meeting at his steepled fingers.
>
> "Creepy." Kat said.
>
> "Yes. That's one of the name I'm known by. I had thought that you, like everyone else, had forgotten the real world." The gentlemen said.
>
> Kat gave him a puzzled look.
>
> "Oh. yes. You just thought me entrance was creepy."
>
> "Who the frell are you & what are you doing in my apartment?"
>
> "We've already established who I am and why I'm here is to tell you something of great importance."
>
> "Which is?" Kat said as tried to remember where she left that baseball bat of hers'.
>
> "It's in your closet, back right corner and under some clothes." Spooky said.
>
> That creeped Kat out because she wasn't sure if she said that out loud or he just read her mind.
>
> "That latter. But, I'll stop."
>
> "Ok. So, what do you have to tell me?"
>
> "Well, normally I wouldn't be tell you this directly but to Misters Swiss and Beeslyhuxtoy. They don't currently exist, so I came to you."
>
> Now Kat is starting to think he's some sort of a crazed Englishman.
>
> "I assure you I'm quite sane." He said pause from his previous line of thought.
>
> Before he could continue, Kat interjected. "I thought you were going to stop reading my mind?"
>
> "I did but some thoughts just need to replied to."
>
> Kat shrugged her shoulder which signaled to him that he could go on.
>
> "Your thoughts on that the world is a miss some how is correct. How it came to be is too long and multi-parted to go over now. But, just know that all this is wrong."
>
> There was a moment of silence. Just two people looking at each other. Kat broke it a minute or so later.
>
> "That's it? Your matter of great importance is that everything is wrong?" Kat said, with a hint of anger in her voice.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "I already knew that!" She yelled.
>
> "I also knew that but I came to confirm that fact for you & tell you that the way the world will be changed back to normal, or what passes for normal, have been set in motion."
>
> "Am I to do anything?" Kat asked confused.
>
> "No." He said & the light returned to the room.
>
> The Sun could be seen outside. Kat set her laptop on her coffee table & got up from the couch to check what was in the dye, she thinks some of it might of leeched into her brain.
>
>
---------------

>
>
THE END!

>
>
---------------

>

> WRITER'S NOTE: Argos City is the Moderatorverse counterpart to Goth Haven. Argos City was a possible name for the city that became Goth Haven when I created it.





killer shrike



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> Part 1 Here
>
---------------

>
> Midtown, Argos City, late Wednesday afternoon.
>
> Kat Gillespie is waiting for her short golden brown hair to dry. She wasn't much a fan of the neon blue color she had dyed her hair so as soon as she got home she got changed out of the uncomfortable clothes she was wearing & washed it out. But she was glad she dyed it because 1. She wanted to try something with her hair (She might dye it black next time) & 2. She felt that the color would complete her disguise (She thinks that that gold Lamé might of given her a rash).
>
> Kat sat on her second hand couch wearing a grey t-shirt hyping the now defunct BBC Radiophonic Workshop & a pair of ratty old cotton dry string pajama pants. On her feet were a pair of argyle socks.
>
> Kat was checking to see if anyone had replied to her latest creation. No one had really but it had only been online for an hour or two. She also had another window open, it was chat room. The topic of discussion was about the state of the world & how it seems wrong like it was changed it some way, some how.
>
> Kat looked at on her window & let her mind wander. It bounced from thought to thought not all that pressing but her daydreams were cut short when everything went black. Well, not everything her computer still worked. It's just the Sun disappeared & it was providing the bulk of what was lighting her one room loft apartment.
>
> Out from the darkness, came a voice. "Hello, Catherine."
>
> It was man's voice & sounded foreign, British maybe.
>
> Then a light turned on. It was the floor lamp over in the corner, it shown down on to a chair she didn't own & a man she didn't know. The chair was a high backed leather chair, it was a deep crimson. There seated was a tall, slender gentleman. He wore a plain looking three piece grey suit with a plain looking grey button down shirt. He also had a metallic grey tie. His shoes were pitch black leather. His hair was cut short, it was brown in color & he was slightly balding. He had a neatly trimmed, well groomed Goatee. His emerald green eyes were slightly unearthly. His arms were arched together meeting at his steepled fingers.
>
> "Creepy." Kat said.
>
> "Yes. That's one of the name I'm known by. I had thought that you, like everyone else, had forgotten the real world." The gentlemen said.
>
> Kat gave him a puzzled look.
>
> "Oh. yes. You just thought me entrance was creepy."
>
> "Who the frell are you & what are you doing in my apartment?"
>
> "We've already established who I am and why I'm here is to tell you something of great importance."
>
> "Which is?" Kat said as tried to remember where she left that baseball bat of hers'.
>
> "It's in your closet, back right corner and under some clothes." Spooky said.
>
> That creeped Kat out because she wasn't sure if she said that out loud or he just read her mind.
>
> "That latter. But, I'll stop."
>
> "Ok. So, what do you have to tell me?"
>
> "Well, normally I wouldn't be tell you this directly but to Misters Swiss and Beeslyhuxtoy. They don't currently exist, so I came to you."
>
> Now Kat is starting to think he's some sort of a crazed Englishman.
>
> "I assure you I'm quite sane." He said pause from his previous line of thought.
>
> Before he could continue, Kat interjected. "I thought you were going to stop reading my mind?"
>
> "I did but some thoughts just need to replied to."
>
> Kat shrugged her shoulder which signaled to him that he could go on.
>
> "Your thoughts on that the world is a miss some how is correct. How it came to be is too long and multi-parted to go over now. But, just know that all this is wrong."
>
> There was a moment of silence. Just two people looking at each other. Kat broke it a minute or so later.
>
> "That's it? Your matter of great importance is that everything is wrong?" Kat said, with a hint of anger in her voice.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "I already knew that!" She yelled.
>
> "I also knew that but I came to confirm that fact for you & tell you that the way the world will be changed back to normal, or what passes for normal, have been set in motion."
>
> "Am I to do anything?" Kat asked confused.
>
> "No." He said & the light returned to the room.
>
> The Sun could be seen outside. Kat set her laptop on her coffee table & got up from the couch to check what was in the dye, she thinks some of it might of leeched into her brain.
>
>
---------------

>
>
THE END!

>
>
---------------

>

> WRITER'S NOTE: Argos City is the Moderatorverse counterpart to Goth Haven. Argos City was a possible name for the city that became Goth Haven when I created it.





Anime Jason 

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One of these days Mr. Creepy is going to collide with Liu Xi in a closet, and both of them won't be happy.




Manga Shoggoth



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L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

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I would have made a few more alterations to Kat to make her different from Catherine but then I thought: why would The Moderator be concerned with altering someone like her? So Kat only has slight differences from her PV proper counterpart the many difference seen are her hair & lack of interaction with a certain duo.

I thought deleting Chad & Ronnie would be a big enough change to alter someone's life but you just can't forget someone like Chad or Ronnie so that's how the dream idea came to be.






L!


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L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X






L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

Posted with Apple Safari 3.0.4 on MacOS X

> One of these days Mr. Creepy is going to collide with Liu Xi in a closet, and both of them won't be happy.

That sounds slightly dangerous or vaguely sexual depending how you read it.

Also, after I wrote & posted this I remembered that I wrote his name wrong. His name isn't Mr. Creepy, it's Mr. Spooky. The name Creepy comes from what Catherine has called him but he corrects to use the correct name. I don't know how I forgot that! But I guess I can't change that mistake now & I guess I could just explain it away as the influence of the The Moderator.




L!


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Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

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HH



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> Part 1 Here
>
---------------

>
> Midtown, Argos City, late Wednesday afternoon.
>
> Kat Gillespie is waiting for her short golden brown hair to dry. She wasn't much a fan of the neon blue color she had dyed her hair so as soon as she got home she got changed out of the uncomfortable clothes she was wearing & washed it out. But she was glad she dyed it because 1. She wanted to try something with her hair (She might dye it black next time) & 2. She felt that the color would complete her disguise (She thinks that that gold Lamé might of given her a rash).
>
> Kat sat on her second hand couch wearing a grey t-shirt hyping the now defunct BBC Radiophonic Workshop & a pair of ratty old cotton dry string pajama pants. On her feet were a pair of argyle socks.
>
> Kat was checking to see if anyone had replied to her latest creation. No one had really but it had only been online for an hour or two. She also had another window open, it was chat room. The topic of discussion was about the state of the world & how it seems wrong like it was changed it some way, some how.
>
> Kat looked at on her window & let her mind wander. It bounced from thought to thought not all that pressing but her daydreams were cut short when everything went black. Well, not everything her computer still worked. It's just the Sun disappeared & it was providing the bulk of what was lighting her one room loft apartment.
>
> Out from the darkness, came a voice. "Hello, Catherine."
>
> It was man's voice & sounded foreign, British maybe.
>
> Then a light turned on. It was the floor lamp over in the corner, it shown down on to a chair she didn't own & a man she didn't know. The chair was a high backed leather chair, it was a deep crimson. There seated was a tall, slender gentleman. He wore a plain looking three piece grey suit with a plain looking grey button down shirt. He also had a metallic grey tie. His shoes were pitch black leather. His hair was cut short, it was brown in color & he was slightly balding. He had a neatly trimmed, well groomed Goatee. His emerald green eyes were slightly unearthly. His arms were arched together meeting at his steepled fingers.
>
> "Creepy." Kat said.
>
> "Yes. That's one of the name I'm known by. I had thought that you, like everyone else, had forgotten the real world." The gentlemen said.
>
> Kat gave him a puzzled look.
>
> "Oh. yes. You just thought me entrance was creepy."
>
> "Who the frell are you & what are you doing in my apartment?"
>
> "We've already established who I am and why I'm here is to tell you something of great importance."
>
> "Which is?" Kat said as tried to remember where she left that baseball bat of hers'.
>
> "It's in your closet, back right corner and under some clothes." Spooky said.
>
> That creeped Kat out because she wasn't sure if she said that out loud or he just read her mind.
>
> "That latter. But, I'll stop."
>
> "Ok. So, what do you have to tell me?"
>
> "Well, normally I wouldn't be tell you this directly but to Misters Swiss and Beeslyhuxtoy. They don't currently exist, so I came to you."
>
> Now Kat is starting to think he's some sort of a crazed Englishman.
>
> "I assure you I'm quite sane." He said pause from his previous line of thought.
>
> Before he could continue, Kat interjected. "I thought you were going to stop reading my mind?"
>
> "I did but some thoughts just need to replied to."
>
> Kat shrugged her shoulder which signaled to him that he could go on.
>
> "Your thoughts on that the world is a miss some how is correct. How it came to be is too long and multi-parted to go over now. But, just know that all this is wrong."
>
> There was a moment of silence. Just two people looking at each other. Kat broke it a minute or so later.
>
> "That's it? Your matter of great importance is that everything is wrong?" Kat said, with a hint of anger in her voice.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "I already knew that!" She yelled.
>
> "I also knew that but I came to confirm that fact for you & tell you that the way the world will be changed back to normal, or what passes for normal, have been set in motion."
>
> "Am I to do anything?" Kat asked confused.
>
> "No." He said & the light returned to the room.
>
> The Sun could be seen outside. Kat set her laptop on her coffee table & got up from the couch to check what was in the dye, she thinks some of it might of leeched into her brain.
>
>
---------------

>
>
THE END!

>
>
---------------

>

> WRITER'S NOTE: Argos City is the Moderatorverse counterpart to Goth Haven. Argos City was a possible name for the city that became Goth Haven when I created it.





Hatman



Posted with Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on MacOS X

> Part 1 Here
>
---------------

>
> Midtown, Argos City, late Wednesday afternoon.
>
> Kat Gillespie is waiting for her short golden brown hair to dry. She wasn't much a fan of the neon blue color she had dyed her hair so as soon as she got home she got changed out of the uncomfortable clothes she was wearing & washed it out. But she was glad she dyed it because 1. She wanted to try something with her hair (She might dye it black next time) & 2. She felt that the color would complete her disguise (She thinks that that gold Lamé might of given her a rash).
>
> Kat sat on her second hand couch wearing a grey t-shirt hyping the now defunct BBC Radiophonic Workshop & a pair of ratty old cotton dry string pajama pants. On her feet were a pair of argyle socks.
>
> Kat was checking to see if anyone had replied to her latest creation. No one had really but it had only been online for an hour or two. She also had another window open, it was chat room. The topic of discussion was about the state of the world & how it seems wrong like it was changed it some way, some how.
>
> Kat looked at on her window & let her mind wander. It bounced from thought to thought not all that pressing but her daydreams were cut short when everything went black. Well, not everything her computer still worked. It's just the Sun disappeared & it was providing the bulk of what was lighting her one room loft apartment.
>
> Out from the darkness, came a voice. "Hello, Catherine."
>
> It was man's voice & sounded foreign, British maybe.
>
> Then a light turned on. It was the floor lamp over in the corner, it shown down on to a chair she didn't own & a man she didn't know. The chair was a high backed leather chair, it was a deep crimson. There seated was a tall, slender gentleman. He wore a plain looking three piece grey suit with a plain looking grey button down shirt. He also had a metallic grey tie. His shoes were pitch black leather. His hair was cut short, it was brown in color & he was slightly balding. He had a neatly trimmed, well groomed Goatee. His emerald green eyes were slightly unearthly. His arms were arched together meeting at his steepled fingers.
>
> "Creepy." Kat said.
>
> "Yes. That's one of the name I'm known by. I had thought that you, like everyone else, had forgotten the real world." The gentlemen said.
>
> Kat gave him a puzzled look.
>
> "Oh. yes. You just thought me entrance was creepy."
>
> "Who the frell are you & what are you doing in my apartment?"
>
> "We've already established who I am and why I'm here is to tell you something of great importance."
>
> "Which is?" Kat said as tried to remember where she left that baseball bat of hers'.
>
> "It's in your closet, back right corner and under some clothes." Spooky said.
>
> That creeped Kat out because she wasn't sure if she said that out loud or he just read her mind.
>
> "That latter. But, I'll stop."
>
> "Ok. So, what do you have to tell me?"
>
> "Well, normally I wouldn't be tell you this directly but to Misters Swiss and Beeslyhuxtoy. They don't currently exist, so I came to you."
>
> Now Kat is starting to think he's some sort of a crazed Englishman.
>
> "I assure you I'm quite sane." He said pause from his previous line of thought.
>
> Before he could continue, Kat interjected. "I thought you were going to stop reading my mind?"
>
> "I did but some thoughts just need to replied to."
>
> Kat shrugged her shoulder which signaled to him that he could go on.
>
> "Your thoughts on that the world is a miss some how is correct. How it came to be is too long and multi-parted to go over now. But, just know that all this is wrong."
>
> There was a moment of silence. Just two people looking at each other. Kat broke it a minute or so later.
>
> "That's it? Your matter of great importance is that everything is wrong?" Kat said, with a hint of anger in her voice.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "I already knew that!" She yelled.
>
> "I also knew that but I came to confirm that fact for you & tell you that the way the world will be changed back to normal, or what passes for normal, have been set in motion."
>
> "Am I to do anything?" Kat asked confused.
>
> "No." He said & the light returned to the room.
>
> The Sun could be seen outside. Kat set her laptop on her coffee table & got up from the couch to check what was in the dye, she thinks some of it might of leeched into her brain.
>
>
---------------

>
>
THE END!

>
>
---------------

>

> WRITER'S NOTE: Argos City is the Moderatorverse counterpart to Goth Haven. Argos City was a possible name for the city that became Goth Haven when I created it.





L!


Location: Seattle, Washington
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 1,038

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L!


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