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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
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Subject: Asking a favor from my fellow perverts:
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 07:16:47 pm EST (Viewed 424 times) |
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I recently watched Peter Jackson's excellent adaptation of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again (yes, I know, it leaves out Tom Bombadil, but Spider-Man didn't have organic webshooters in the comics, and the first two movies by Sam Raimi were still awesome, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, purists), and after spending the past few years being bombarded with Internet porn of all the pretty and/or rugged male characters - typically slashing Aragorn with Legolas, or even Frodo with Sam - I was almost starting to buy into the online hivemind consensus that the only porn-worthy female characters were Arwen and Eowyn, but my repeat viewings of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the King reminded me that I was very wrong indeed.
Sarah McLeod played Rosie Cotton, Sam's love interest, and she made Hobbits sexier than they have any right to be. As such, I'm asking you, my fellow perverts, to supply me with decent images of Sarah as Rosie, so that I might supply them to an erotic fan artist, to commission them to produce some Rule 34 of the most underappreciated gal in Middle-Earth.
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Visionary
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Subject: Um... good luck with that. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 07:49:16 pm EST |
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> I recently watched Peter Jackson's excellent adaptation of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again (yes, I know, it leaves out Tom Bombadil, but Spider-Man didn't have organic webshooters in the comics, and the first two movies by Sam Raimi were still awesome, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, purists), and after spending the past few years being bombarded with Internet porn of all the pretty and/or rugged male characters - typically slashing Aragorn with Legolas, or even Frodo with Sam - I was almost starting to buy into the online hivemind consensus that the only porn-worthy female characters were Arwen and Eowyn, but my repeat viewings of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the King reminded me that I was very wrong indeed.
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Subject: Now words really fail me [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 07:54:00 pm EST |
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Hobbit porn? Is that what its come to? Can't you just find some clips of Bridget the Midget?
I realize everybody has their fetishes, and have a certain fondness for "spinners" myself, but man....
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
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Subject: OMG DONT J00 JUDGE ME J00 R PREJUDICED AGAINST HOBBITS!!!111 ;) [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 08:21:15 pm EST (Viewed 410 times) |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004
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Subject: Rosie was cute. :P [Re: Visionary]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 08:23:24 pm EST (Viewed 447 times) |
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Nats
Member Since: Thu Jan 01, 2004
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Subject: Um... [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 09:08:00 pm EST (Viewed 368 times) |
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> I recently watched Peter Jackson's excellent adaptation of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again (yes, I know, it leaves out Tom Bombadil, but Spider-Man didn't have organic webshooters in the comics, and the first two movies by Sam Raimi were still awesome, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, purists), and after spending the past few years being bombarded with Internet porn of all the pretty and/or rugged male characters - typically slashing Aragorn with Legolas, or even Frodo with Sam - I was almost starting to buy into the online hivemind consensus that the only porn-worthy female characters were Arwen and Eowyn, but my repeat viewings of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the King reminded me that I was very wrong indeed.
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> Sarah McLeod played Rosie Cotton, Sam's love interest, and she made Hobbits sexier than they have any right to be. As such, I'm asking you, my fellow perverts, to supply me with decent images of Sarah as Rosie, so that I might supply them to an erotic fan artist, to commission them to produce some Rule 34 of the most underappreciated gal in Middle-Earth.
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Al B. Harper
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Subject: Could have been worse, he could have asked for Treebeard.... [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 10:46:01 pm EST |
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> Hobbit porn? Is that what its come to? Can't you just find some clips of Bridget the Midget?
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Hatman
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Subject: Sorry man, you're on your own for that one. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 04:13:44 pm EST (Viewed 374 times) |
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> I recently watched Peter Jackson's excellent adaptation of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again (yes, I know, it leaves out Tom Bombadil, but Spider-Man didn't have organic webshooters in the comics, and the first two movies by Sam Raimi were still awesome, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, purists), and after spending the past few years being bombarded with Internet porn of all the pretty and/or rugged male characters - typically slashing Aragorn with Legolas, or even Frodo with Sam - I was almost starting to buy into the online hivemind consensus that the only porn-worthy female characters were Arwen and Eowyn, but my repeat viewings of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the King reminded me that I was very wrong indeed.
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> Sarah McLeod played Rosie Cotton, Sam's love interest, and she made Hobbits sexier than they have any right to be. As such, I'm asking you, my fellow perverts, to supply me with decent images of Sarah as Rosie, so that I might supply them to an erotic fan artist, to commission them to produce some Rule 34 of the most underappreciated gal in Middle-Earth.
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