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A proper, actually full-sized complete story from... the Hooded Hood!

Subj: Sounds like a psychedelic Hammond Organ trio. Possibly in a Gerber story.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 at 01:41:04 pm EDT (Viewed 638 times)
Reply Subj: Vinnie de Soth and the Vampire Definition
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 at 07:13:25 pm EDT (Viewed 12 times)


It's a top-notch tale in the overreaching-villain-seals-his-own-demise tradition!

There's surely scope for Mrs Blythely to facilitate a support group for young vampires. Or the differently-alive, allium-averse, whatever they want to call themselves. Vulnerable people, undergoing changes they don't understand, perhaps uncomfortable with their identity in a world that seems to marginalise them or even to doubt their existence. Sure she'd do a great job.


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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Make very sure you kill me properly and don’t turn me into an undead,” Vinnie warned him.



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        Ripper sneered. “Why?”



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Because I would be very good at it,” Vinnie warned.


Now _that's_ scary.


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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“You’ve just become a very serious undead,” Vinnie congratulated him. “Right up there. By now you probably know about Don Calmet, and Summers, and Nosferos, and Vrykoulakos, and Graf Hertzog and all the rest, right back to the sinking of Mu. You’ve got all the powers of a major undead. You can probably read what it says on these walls.”


This conjured up a wall of crumbly-edged carved letters spelling STFU NOOB LOL. Or the Latin equivalent, presumably.