Who would have guessed, way back when this whole Parodyverse thing split off from the Avengers Message Board, that it would ever see a post of the first official Avengers movie trailer? I remember having discussion about that horrible Sean Connery adaptation of the British Avengers show putting nails in the coffin of any Superhero film with that name... but we underestimated Hollywood's willingness to recycle. (It was a far more innocent time, in our defense.)

In any event, here we go: