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Subj: Fill In the Blanks: a brief Lair Legion adventure Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 at 12:31:36 am EST (Viewed 12 times) | |||
Yuki: Red alert everyone! We’re under attack. It’s the _________!!! Ham-Boy: The what? Why did you say _________? Hatman: Never mind that. Watch out for incoming _________! CSFB!: Aw, we can deal with those. My _________ is _________ than that. Citizen Z: As if you don’t keep showing us. But what's with these __________ pauses? Yuki: I told you. The _______’s attacking. His power is to make ________ appear when he ________. Shoggoth: Don’t all humans do that? Al B.: Looks like he’s using some kind of infra-lingual multi-concept transfer device that enable a conceptual buffer shunt to the ____________. Silicone Sally: Oh, thank you, __________! Now when I kick your butt I’ll do it more __________. Vizh, rushing up: What’s going on. I was in the ________ and suddenly the __________ went off. With a _________. I completely dropped the _________. Vinnie De Soth: I am so glad he never got to fill in the _________ in that sentence. Liu Xi: Never mind Vizh’s ____________. We can deal with that later. Sally: And laugh. Liu Xi: But right now, the __________ is trapping us by ________ with his ________. Alcheman: Never fear! All I need to do is touch my ________ and I can ________ him! Sir Mumphrey: Not with ladies present, you won’t sirrah! Alcheman: No, I didn’t say _________. I said ____________. Hatman: The ___________ is trying to turn us against each other using his ___________ powers. We have to be __________ than that! CSFB: Hey, I know I am. Okay, cover me, I’m going to ________. Goldeneyed: Is that legal in Paradopolis? Vizh: I’m pretty sure Lisa will have done it anyway. Vinnie: Look out. We’re getting __________ by the ___________ again! More than once! The Shoggoth: Don’t humans do that all the time too? Sir Mumphrey: This is deuced __________! It’s time somebody ________ that _______ a damn good __________! Yuki: But how? Every time we try to ________ we get ___________. It’s getting a bit ________. Vizh: That’s why we pay the Laundry of Doom. Now come on, somebody ________ the ________ before we ________ to the end of the __________. Hatman: You got it, o glorious _____________. Lair Legion, ___________! Citizen Z: Must we? Can’t we ________ the __________ first? Liu Xi: How can we beat a villain who can ________ everything we try? There must be some __________ we can __________. Al B: Maybe we should have recruited that mime after all? He was pretty eager to _______ his _________ if only Vizh would have let him __________. G-Eyed: We need to have some standards. Okay, how about if I __________ and you guys _________? Alcheman: That sounds like a good plan if only we knew what ________ and ________ were. Silicone Sally: I’m pretty sure I know what ___________ is. Ham-Boy: Even in the middle of a life and ________ tussle with evil she can still use her powers of innuendo! CSFB: Okay, I got this figured now. All I need to do is Vizh: Is what? Oh, I see! We just Lair Legion: The ________: Stop it! You have to ________ or I can’t __________ and then you just __________! Lair Legion: The ________: Ouch! Don’t hit me in the ________. That’s _________ and ________ _________! OUCH! Yuki: Heh. The __________: Can I have an ambulance now? I think I ruptured my ___________. Alcheman: Another criminal brought to justice. A good days work. Silicone Sally: Yeah, yeah. So now do we ________? Original concepts, characters, and situations copyright © 2010 reserved by Ian Watson. Other Parodyverse characters copyright © 2010 to their creators. The use of characters and situations reminiscent of other popular works do not constitute a challenge to the copyrights or trademarks of those works. The right of Ian Watson to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the UK Copyright, Designs & Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved. | |||
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