Yuki: Red alert everyone! We’re under attack. It’s the _________!!!

Ham-Boy: The what? Why did you say _________?

Hatman: Never mind that. Watch out for incoming _________!

CSFB!: Aw, we can deal with those. My _________ is _________ than that.

Citizen Z: As if you don’t keep showing us. But what's with these __________ pauses?

Yuki: I told you. The _______’s attacking. His power is to make ________ appear when he ________.

Shoggoth: Don’t all humans do that?

Al B.: Looks like he’s using some kind of infra-lingual multi-concept transfer device that enable a conceptual buffer shunt to the ____________.

Silicone Sally: Oh, thank you, __________! Now when I kick your butt I’ll do it more __________.

Vizh, rushing up: What’s going on. I was in the ________ and suddenly the __________ went off. With a _________. I completely dropped the _________.

Vinnie De Soth: I am so glad he never got to fill in the _________ in that sentence.

Liu Xi: Never mind Vizh’s ____________. We can deal with that later.

Sally: And laugh.

Liu Xi: But right now, the __________ is trapping us by ________ with his ________.

Alcheman: Never fear! All I need to do is touch my ________ and I can ________ him!

Sir Mumphrey: Not with ladies present, you won’t sirrah!

Alcheman: No, I didn’t say _________. I said ____________.

Hatman: The ___________ is trying to turn us against each other using his ___________ powers. We have to be __________ than that!

CSFB: Hey, I know I am. Okay, cover me, I’m going to ________.

Goldeneyed: Is that legal in Paradopolis?

Vizh: I’m pretty sure Lisa will have done it anyway.

Vinnie: Look out. We’re getting __________ by the ___________ again! More than once!

The Shoggoth: Don’t humans do that all the time too?

Sir Mumphrey: This is deuced __________! It’s time somebody ________ that _______ a damn good __________!

Yuki: But how? Every time we try to ________ we get ___________. It’s getting a bit ________.

Vizh: That’s why we pay the Laundry of Doom. Now come on, somebody ________ the ________ before we ________ to the end of the __________.

Hatman: You got it, o glorious _____________. Lair Legion, ___________!

Citizen Z: Must we? Can’t we ________ the __________ first?

Liu Xi: How can we beat a villain who can ________ everything we try? There must be some __________ we can __________.

Al B: Maybe we should have recruited that mime after all? He was pretty eager to _______ his _________ if only Vizh would have let him __________.

G-Eyed: We need to have some standards. Okay, how about if I __________ and you guys _________?

Alcheman: That sounds like a good plan if only we knew what ________ and ________ were.

Silicone Sally: I’m pretty sure I know what ___________ is.

Ham-Boy: Even in the middle of a life and ________ tussle with evil she can still use her powers of innuendo!

CSFB: Okay, I got this figured now. All I need to do is

Vizh: Is what? Oh, I see! We just

Lair Legion:

The ________: Stop it! You have to ________ or I can’t __________ and then you just __________!

Lair Legion:

The ________: Ouch! Don’t hit me in the ________. That’s _________ and ________ _________! OUCH!

Yuki: Heh.

The __________: Can I have an ambulance now? I think I ruptured my ___________.

Alcheman: Another criminal brought to justice. A good days work.

Silicone Sally: Yeah, yeah. So now do we ________?


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And we haven't accepted mimes around here since the days of spiffy and Starseed. Have to have some standards, you know.

That's why I had long-serving, traditionalist Vizh make the call.

That's why I had long-serving, traditionalist Vizh make the call.