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 Subject: Al B. Harper Chapter 22: The Search (tie in to recent UT)
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:09:03 pm EST (Viewed 16 times)

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Al B. Harper Chapter 22: The Search (tie in to UT)

This snippet takes place between UT#336 and UT#337. Art by Visionary. Art by Photoshop.

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There are several laboratories within the Lair Legion Mansion basements and sub-basements. One or two of the current in-use labs are the work space of Dr Al B. Harper, noted arch scientist and scientific explorer, co-partner of Extraordinary Endeavour Enterprises!, Lair Legionnaire. It is in one of these very labs where we find him today, in the midst of many curls of metal and wires, advanced computer innards, and bubbling vials of strange green liquids. The purple-haired woman with him is Yuki Shiro, cybernetic adventurer and private investigator.

Al B.: “Yuki can you please hand me the The Electro-Fluron Nanometer?”

Yuki: “Oh we’re doing script?” she sighed.

Al B.: “Yes it’s late and I’ve just got back and am tired, so tired, but I want to get this posted, I mean I want to find Cody and Kara … and Muffy and Amy,” he shook his heard to clear it of any lingering fourth-wall.

Yuki, handing over the strange apparatus: “Al, Hatman is leaving to Candia soon, to farewell Rabid Wolf.”

Al B., pausing from his work, and looking grim before stating: “We really should make her an honorary Legionnaire. I’ll bring it up at the next meeting, I’m sure everyone will agree, don’t you think?”

Yuki: “It’s a good idea. Are you going to come and say goodbye?”

Al B.: “To Rabid Wolf? No, I think she’d understand that I need to find my family before…”

Yuki, interrupting: “No, I mean to Jay, I don’t think he’ll be coming back.”

Al B. looking even more glum: “Oh.”

Yuki: “Al, if he does leave, why don’t you stand for the Lair Leader?”

Al B. shocked: “What? Me?” *pauses* “Visionary would never stand for it.”

Suddenly the communications consul lights up and the holographic image of Hallie appears.

Hallie: “Al, I just had a message from Minx Kitten, she said that Anastasia failed to show up for their morning training session with the Psychic Samurai. Chiaki didn’t show up either. The Kittens said Anastasia had headed over to the Firehouse last night to see Cody and work on their manga.”

Yuki: “Manga? So that’s what kids are calling it these days…”

Hallie: “She must have been in the Firehouse with the others.”

Al B. “Dang, thanks Hallie." *pauses* "Hmm, Hallie can you please locate Whitney for me? I want to ask her to come along with me on the search for the others.”

Hallie: “Ah, she just left with Hatman for Candia.”

Al B.: “Dang, I think I’ll still need an arcanist on this search. Who else is available?” He pulls out his bubble pipe and starts blowing bubbles.

Hallie: “Why don’t you ask Vinnie?”

Al B.: “Vincent de Soth? I suppose…though he’s a bit Xander-lite isn’t he?”

Yuki: “I think he’s cute, in a corruptible kind of way.”

Al B.: Rolls his eyes at Yuki.

Yuki: “What?”

Al B.: “He’ll have to do, ok let’s find The Shoggoth. We have a Helicarrier to requisition.”


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Half a universe away in space and time a sexy woman with long tresses of 60’s-style-future-space-TV-show- blonde hair and dressed in a white body-suit with the zipper undone down to the navel turns off the advanced computer consul that had been showing the above scene and turns to face the young man standing in front of her. They are both standing in a futuristic looking lounge with much advanced technology visible.

Hot Blonde with zipper undone down to the navel (we really need a Visionary picture): “Is it clear what you must do my son?”

Angry looking fit young man who bares some resemblance to Cody and Kara Harper: “Yes mother. I will kill him for you. I will kill Al B. Harper. I will kill my father!”


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killer shrike


 Subject: I thought this story might be about socks. It wasn't but I still loved it [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:36:13 pm EST (Viewed 2 times)

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Another Harper kid? Al, you dog you.




Visionary 

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 Subject: Wohoo! A long form Al story! Plus a tie-in. [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:45:14 pm EST (Viewed 590 times)

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Hallie, blinking into the kitchen where Visionary is putting a bag of frozen peas on the forehead lump he received from the Carnifex: "Hey Vizh, when it comes to the next L.L. leader, do you have some kind of objection to...?"

Vizh, head still in the freezer: "Anyone but me."

Hallie: "What about..."

Vizh: "Is it me?"

Hallie: "No."

Vizh: *thumbs up*

Hallie, blinking out: "You know a cold compress really only works if you use it *before* the swelling."

Vizh: "..."

*considers it*

"I'm still not coming out until the new leader is picked."





Al B. Harper


 Subject: Now there's a story idea... [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:48:54 pm EST (Viewed 2 times)

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    Quote:
    Another Harper kid? Al, you dog you.


We first discovered this way back in UT#298. It was time to check in and see how things with his mother were getting along. Given the nature of future/space/time/parallel universe etc. this may or may not even be cannon or in the current PV universe. Only time will tell.





Al B. Harper


 Subject: Woot! A tie-in to the tie-in! Will we get the portrait of SPOILER as well? [Re: Visionary]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:54:33 pm EST (Viewed 2 times)

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Funny stuff. Thanks. \:\)

Truth be told the whole story (well except for that last bit) was stuff that had already been discussed ot on the board or appeared in Ian's story. I just took poster Visionary's comments about Al B as leader and used them ic. ;\)

But enough of that, the pic of Kinki in the body suit with zipper down the navel, what will it cost? A dozen crullers? (I know what they are now).




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 Subject: Something can probably be arranged... [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 09:58:25 pm EST (Viewed 608 times)

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Got any specifics to her look that you'd like to see included, or is it pretty much "blonde" and "zipper down to navel".




Al B. Harper


 Subject: Sweet! [Re: Visionary]
Posted Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 10:04:54 pm EST (Viewed 2 times)

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    Quote:
    Got any specifics to her look that you'd like to see included, or is it pretty much "blonde" and "zipper down to navel".


Heh heh *mind wanders*

*some time later*

Wha...? Oh yeah. Yeah that works.

I am sure it will be very enjoyable to draw...




HH


 Subject: Coming Next - Al B. vs the massive paternity suit. [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 04:36:42 am EST

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    Quote:
    Al B. Harper Chapter 22: The Search (tie in to UT)



    Quote:
    This snippet takes place between UT#336 and UT#337. Art by Visionary



    Quote:
    Photobucket



    Quote:
    There are several laboratories within the Lair Legion Mansion basements and sub-basements. One or two of the current in-use labs are the work space of Dr Al B. Harper, noted arch scientist and scientific explorer, co-partner of Extraordinary Endeavour Enterprises!, Lair Legionnaire. It is in one of these very labs where we find him today, in the midst of many curls of metal and wires, advanced computer innards, and bubbling vials of strange green liquids. The purple-haired woman with him is Yuki Shiro, cybernetic adventurer and private investigator.



    Quote:
    Al B.: “Yuki can you please hand me the The Electro-Fluron Nanometer?”



    Quote:
    Yuki: “Oh we’re doing script?” she sighed.



    Quote:
    Al B.: “Yes it’s late and I’ve just got back and am tired, so tired, but I want to get this posted, I mean I want to find Cody and Kara … and Muffy and Amy,” he shook his heard to clear it of any lingering fourth-wall.



    Quote:
    Yuki, handing over the strange apparatus: “Al, Hatman is leaving to Candia soon, to farewell Rabid Wolf.”



    Quote:
    Al B., pausing from his work, and looking grim before stating: “We really should make her an honorary Legionnaire. I’ll bring it up at the next meeting, I’m sure everyone will agree, don’t you think?”



    Quote:
    Yuki: “It’s a good idea. Are you going to come and say goodbye?”



    Quote:
    Al B.: “To Rabid Wolf? No, I think she’d understand that I need to find my family before…”



    Quote:
    Yuki, interrupting: “No, I mean to Jay, I don’t think he’ll be coming back.”



    Quote:
    Al B. looking even more glum: “Oh.”



    Quote:
    Yuki: “Al, if he does leave, why don’t you stand for the Lair Leader?”



    Quote:
    Al B. shocked: “What? Me?” *pauses* “Visionary would never stand for it.”



    Quote:
    Suddenly the communications consul lights up and the holographic image of Hallie appears.



    Quote:
    Hallie: “Al, I just had a message from Minx Kitten, she said that Anastasia failed to show up for their morning training session with the Psychic Samurai. Chiaki didn’t show up either. The Kittens said Anastasia had headed over to the Firehouse last night to see Cody and work on their manga.”



    Quote:
    Yuki: “Manga? So that’s what kids are calling it these days…”



    Quote:
    Hallie: “She must have been in the Firehouse with the others.”



    Quote:
    Al B. “Dang, thanks Hallie." *pauses* "Hmm, Hallie can you please locate Whitney for me? I want to ask her to come along with me on the search for the others.”



    Quote:
    Hallie: “Ah, she just left with Hatman for Candia.”



    Quote:
    Al B.: “Dang, I think I’ll still need an arcanist on this search. Who else is available?” He pulls out his bubble pipe and starts blowing bubbles.



    Quote:
    Hallie: “Why don’t you ask Vinnie?”



    Quote:
    Al B.: “Vincent de Soth? I suppose…though he’s a bit Xander-lite isn’t he?”



    Quote:
    Yuki: “I think he’s cute, in a corruptible kind of way.”



    Quote:
    Al B.: Rolls his eyes at Yuki.



    Quote:
    Yuki: “What?”



    Quote:
    Al B.: “He’ll have to do, ok let’s find The Shoggoth. We have a Helicarrier to requisition.”



    Quote:
    *****************************************************



    Quote:
    Half a universe away in space and time a sexy woman with long tresses of 60’s-style-future-space-TV-show- blonde hair and dressed in a white body-suit with the zipper undone down to the navel turns off the advanced computer consul that had been showing the above scene and turns to face the young man standing in front of her. They are both standing in a futuristic looking lounge with much advanced technology visible.



    Quote:
    Hot Blonde with zipper undone down to the navel (we really need a Visionary picture): “Is it clear what you must do my son?”



    Quote:
    Angry looking fit young man who bares some resemblance to Cody and Kara Harper: “Yes mother. I will kill him for you. I will kill Al B. Harper. I will kill my father!”



    Quote:







HH


 Subject: Good to see Vizh using the technology available to him to address a crisis. [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 04:37:19 am EST

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HH thinks you should go over there and take it back.


 Subject: There is a reply to you from me, but it somehow escaped into Al's thread. [Re: Visionary]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 04:48:08 am EST

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HH


 Subject: Actually, that should be a reply to Vizh. [Re: HH]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 04:49:20 am EST

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Al B. Harper vs Son-of-Harper? And here is a BONUS casting call for the zany Harper crew. With new Al B. art! [Re: HH]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 05:03:35 am EST (Viewed 7 times)

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Al B. shall be played by Jason Momoa, who certainly looks the part with a little help from Photoshop...and has an intersting tattoo:

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Kara Harper shall be played by Rihanna, who likes to dress in Kara's mother's clothing it seems:
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Cody Harper shall be played by Wentworth Miller, provided he grows his hair out and dyes it blonde:
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And finally, son of Harper, (who is technically younger than the other Harper siblings, though is age-wise older when we met him just now in the story above), shall be played by this nameless underwear model. Primarly because he too likes to dress like his mother:
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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Though it does draw our attention to his ability. It is now clear; Visionary should be the new Lair Chair! [Re: HH]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 05:15:14 am EST

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HH


 Subject: Excellent Al-art. [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 07:34:34 am EST

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HH


 Subject: You really have a death wish, don't you? [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 07:42:54 am EST

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Anime Jason 

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 Subject: I wonder if the two of them are jealous that the 2nd part wasn't in script format? [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 09:06:20 am EST (Viewed 592 times)


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 Subject: He sure is single minded about it. [Re: Visionary]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 09:06:52 am EST (Viewed 503 times)


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killer shrike


Subject: So Vizh'll be happy with the deputy leader spot then, right? [Re: Visionary]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 11:32:27 am EST

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Al B. Harper aka that weird science freak that hangs out with superheroes and likes to smoke a bubble pipe.


 Subject: But it is, they just have really really long names. [Re: Anime Jason]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 06:41:56 pm EST

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Technically I guess it's Photoshop art (just downloaded it yesterday and was testing it out) but thanks. [Re: HH]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 06:57:43 pm EST

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Al B. Harper tries to look innocent.


Subject: Can I answer this AFTER you post the next UT (the one with Al and co)? [Re: HH]
Posted Sat Mar 13, 2010 at 07:14:03 pm EST (Viewed 1 times)

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Hatman


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Posts: 618
 Subject: Great fun, and the fourth-wall stuff was great! [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sun Mar 14, 2010 at 12:51:17 pm EDT (Viewed 561 times)

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Hatman


Member Since: Thu Jan 01, 1970
Posts: 618
 Subject: We already have a leader, though Vizh could be the Field Leader... [Re: Visionary]
Posted Sun Mar 14, 2010 at 12:54:32 pm EDT (Viewed 487 times)

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Thanks. [Re: Hatman]
Posted Mon Mar 15, 2010 at 05:03:04 am EDT

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Rhiannon


 Subject: I like the script format. [Re: Al B. Harper]
Posted Sun Mar 21, 2010 at 02:10:49 pm EDT

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